The noise that you are hearing on the Westside tonight is Cat-Copters Pet Rescue. Donate to Cat-Copters today to help their mission. Mmm mmmmm this Little Italy Magic Meth Mushroom 🍄 Pizza 🍕 is delicious!
He likes young girls and giving out Werther’s Originals.
It’s that bear 🐻 that’s been roaming around on The Eastside. He must have gotten lost from Church Bar after a drag show.
Someone was asking for a welcoming and diverse cult group to join, might I suggest you join our group at the Athens University Universalist Universal Cult. We have a trip planned this month to go meet the aliens 👽. You even get a team patch for participating in our alien expedition. Please donate to our space fund today.
Meet at Ben Burton park at 8pm when the sun goes down. Bring oil lube.
A Flagpole Back Hoe dug up the rainbow crosswalks last week after Warnelldawg released plans for a new 500 suite apartment building at the intersection of College and Clayton and said “Build It!”
The actual location should have been College and Hoyt. This is the first typo Warnelldawg has ever made. Or was this all Blake Aued’s fault? Please read our newspaper to find out.
Some sorority girl was pile driving it while we were watching the weather forecast and I think she might have broken it. Who can I get to look at it to see if it can be fixed without insurance?
He seems to have a special interest. Does he have the tism?
ACC recognizes that the Athens music scene basically sucks now.
ACC will now provide grant money to Athens home owners to provide a garage “ADU” apartment to local starving musicians. You must provide daily meals and weed to the musicians since they will not be allowed a stove or oven. Hot Pockets and Ramen are approved meals.
Together with ACC we can finally bring back good music to Athfest through housing musicians in your garage.
Why do we allow that guy with his slightly conservative humor to slip into our echo chamber? Could the MODs not ban him for Peterson’s sake? I have bad dreams about him in the night! Benmarvin Bad, really bad!
Starting this week residents that need to pee or poop will no longer have to do it on the steps of a business, in the middle of the sidewalk, on the curb, or in rainbow crossings. Bathroom troughs will be installed on every 100 feet of sidewalk in Downtown Athens. Volunteers from 1000 Feces Coffee will come clean out each trough daily with a hose and bucket.
A spokesperson for the project said “We want to make Downtown Athens a welcoming place for people to come shit on.”
Also, in other news ACC will be installing public hot plates for people to to cook shit on and/or to heat up drugs.
15,000 apartments, each consisting of a 80 square foot concrete rumpus room and a shitter will be coming to Atlanta Highway soon. This will be in effort to please the mob of Athens. Prices will start out at $2,000 a week and ramp up each week.
Looks just like him! So realistic! I paid $500 to the Bulldawg painting guy. Only took ten years to receive it after I paid him in 2016.
Someone to go to Dutch Bros with. Someone to read me Bizarro comic books and stories about Avid Bookstore’s schemes. Someone with an extensive Strap On tool collection. Someone who can tell me when to expect golden showers.
Being in my mid 20s around these men probably doesn’t help but I swear every time a guy tells me he’s left leaning. It’s like you’re only saying you’re left leaning because you hate Trump or they are left leaning, but have a bunch of Republican views. also, the famous “both sides are bad.” Like ugh it’s so annoying!!!!!!!!
Spicy cream cheese, cherry tomatoes and cucumber
Please submit rules that you would propose for our “Georgia State Route Loop 10 - Code of Conduct”
The stepdad is the one with no shirt on and high as a 🪁 at about 8 mins in. Just a normal Wednesday in the Classic City. Step baby daddy is teaching his stepson important subjects like jailhouse law and credit card fraud.
He was yelling something about homeless outlaws, ADUs, hot plates, hotboxing, hot corner, hot dawgs and how he will be the mayor one day.
Does anyone know this guy?
My cat is very sexually active to the point of being a sl¥t. Need to get her on the IUD quick. Also need her teeth veneers redone. Budget of $5000. Trying to decide if she needs implants.
Gallup shows that the rate of alcohol consumption is down to a 90 year low in the U.S.
Are Athenians drinking less? If so, why?
And how is that affecting Downtown Athens?
Will we start to see more Athens bars go out of business? Will Athens bars start to sell more food?
Is this good or bad for Downtown Athens?