u/Teslasssss

Been living here for a year, wondering what apps or places is common for older gals to seek younger guys like me lmao, I feel weird even posting to ask because I know ima get the toppers meme reply and NO this ain’t my first rodeo 🤠 , it’s just what I like/into. (All seriousness) 27/M/Eastside Athens seeking sexually pure 45/F/Westside Athens. Will settle for 34/F/Danielsville or 37/F/Jefferson. Thanks in advance!

We need someone who can be flexible with his forestry and planning committee schedule. He has lots of hair to style too.

Need $500 job, 1 bedroom $40 apartment and parking? I need that tonight. I don’t think I can keep it parked in this spot. See yeah round neighbor!

75 year old Bill Murray is even there trying to get some of that milkshake! Open to all ages!

Ben Marvin was seen protesting and exercising his trolling rights across the street on a Phil Hughes Honda ™️

Ghavi’s AI Steak Palace announces that they will only accept Alt Right AI Cypto Coin going forward. Come try our new Jelly Bean Candy Milk Steak Dinner. Then throw your leftover scraps to the peasants beneath you at the Burger King across the street. Top hats and credit check required for gate entry.

Sign the petition below for us to get a We Love Kirby Statue built on the College Ave. Patio.

We love Coach Kirby and we need to worship him every day!

Fred G. Sanford and his son Lamont will forever be remembered as the first Junkyard Dawgs. Rumor has it that there are still some old cars buried underneath the end-zone from when it was a junkyard. There are so many beautiful junkyards across Eastside Athens and North Georgia but the most famous one will forever be Sanford Stadium.

Now with Blind Pig gone on the Eastside, where can I watch Wichita State Shockers?

Here’s a fun activity. Tell us, where did you live before you moved to Athens?

Insert your fave memes for one of r/Athens fave running jokes in the comments.

Initially I wasn't sure if food recalls had reached this level, but then I saw that, yes, refrigeration issues at this location once again. Was this store built on top of a Native American burial ground? Cursed Kroger.

I am still on AOL, Athens Online and it doesn’t Google the Google.

Just batin next to the tree that owns itself in my lifted Akins Ford Arena truck with a super loud Douchenozzle ™️ exhaust package from Akin’s Ford Wet And Wild Willies. Need F-150 soap to smell like my dream truck. And where can I get cat hair removed from my PS5?

I’m driving my lifted monster truck around town tonight and making lots of noise revving my engine with its custom Douchenozzle exhaust package. Just need some nicotine juice to feel more cool 😎. Did anyone see me yet?