u/The_Dark_Warrior_Boi
How does one...Psyker...better? I quite like smite.
If you are the type of person to pull up to a drive thru two minutes before close with a $100 order...
Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your sister, fuck your brother, fuck your grandparents, fuck your extended family, fuck your descendants too cause those little bitches aren't gonna be worth shit either. Matter of fact, fuck the air you breathe, fuck the ground you walk on, fuck the atoms that made the first cells that underwent mitosis, fuck that fish that walked on land first, fuck mitosis, fuck evolution, fuck two eggs, fuck a cup of sugar, fuck a cup of flower, fuck half a cup of water, fuck mix, fuck pour on a greased griddle on med heat for 2 minutes, fuck your delicious pancakes.
Fuck the ocean too, that thing is too damn big.
Sex is great and all (So I've been told), but have you ever stopped a Mutie's charge with your own?
Didn't have the brain capacity for the hacking mini game, so I did the next best thing
Weh. I dislike the fact I can't actually swing a sword at my opponents.
Oh my god I get it now (Act 3 Screenshot)
The fun wasn't in losing again and again, it was in the perseverance, its in getting back up every single time you fall until you eventually, finally triumph over the impossible. I get it now! The game is fun all around!
MIRANDA has achieved 2 days of unwavering loyalty.
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MIRANDA: present, accounted for, and snacky.
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I was not only wrong, I was completely blind and a fool. This game is peak!
I struggled with a few boss fights and did some angy posting, but looking back, OH MY GOODNESS. Nothing has been this engaging since the OG. Shakra's fight? Cool as Lifeblood. The First Sinner? PEAK.
I love this game ;-;
Idk if anyone else noticed this, but in "Mutiny", Odysseus proclaims that Eurylochus has doomed them all
"Thunder Bringer" immediately starts with the E1 M1 melody from DOOM
(Edit) I think. Brain is slow.
"Man I sure love my new pet Bunny," I said confidently as I opened its cage.
Inside the cage though, was actually a Bnuuy.
If you use heals in a duel you're a bitch
Simple as, take this ass whooping honestly instead of prolonging it. Someone should fuck your mom and give her a kid she can actually be proud of.
Is...is it here? Skitarii today?
(Art by Kitto Paint on instagram)