woke up looking like a snack. 0 tinder matches still

woke up looking like a snack. 0 tinder matches still

Straight off the glock glock mirror. How do I get a house maiden. It's getting lonely. im almost 33 and wake up alone :(

u/TonyHawksRival — 14 hours ago

got called a beta twink today

Met a new girl off bumble today. We went to Cava for some bowls and then she came over and we played some mario cart (which i beat her at). Then things started getting hot and heavy, we start making out, she takes my shirt off and exclaims "Wow you are skinny!" I get embarassed and couldnt get hard so i ended up eating her instead and then she left after. I feel really bad :(

u/TonyHawksRival — 15 days ago
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Girlfriend of 3 weeks left me. how can i improve?

That was my longest relationship in 32 years :(.

u/TonyHawksRival — 29 days ago

my boyfriend doesnt have a social life and it turns me off

My boyfriend is 32 and he has no friends. He spends his free time in the gym, at work, or with me. He's great to me and has no problem going on dates and but he has zero interest in making platonic friends and keeping close relationships with his family. He goes to his family gatherings relunctantly and doesn't really put effort into interacting with them. He's amazing to me and has no issues being himself around or talking to me, he has a good career, treats me good, is attractive but I can't help but get turned off that he doesn't have friends. I tried talking to him about it but he just says he's introverted and I'm his social outlet and that he's not lonely because he has me. Is it wrong for me to get the ick? Why doesn't he want friends?

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u/TonyHawksRival — 1 month ago

feel humiliated after asking a girl to go to the carnival with me as a 32 year old man

I wanted to get funnel cake and kiss on the ferris wheel but now I think she will see me as an immature boy now. Am I cooked?

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u/TonyHawksRival — 2 months ago

can i get Jon Skywalker's hair with enough minoxidil?

How do you get that effortless lionsmane that stays volumis all day? i can put powder and wax in my hair and it will falls after 30 minutes. i want to be like skywalker. i used the faceapp hair volume enhancer and i went from a 7 to a 9.

u/TonyHawksRival — 2 months ago