Registering my human as an Emotional Support / Service Human

Hello everypup,

Dontae “stinky booby boy”, M6?, here. I am looking into options to have my human registered as an ESH or service human. Like many dogs here, I deal with a very stressful workload as both the man of the house and head of security. I often need to be comforted when I am feeling overwhelmed by my responsibilities. Also, I have two cat sisfurs that are hot and cold when it comes to how we interact. They also have confrontations from time to time that I have to break up. I believe having my human registered to always be with me for times of comfort and scritchies will really help my mental health. Is there a form my mommy can fill out so she is always with me?

u/TortureandArsenic — 7 days ago
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A protester tried to interrupt the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Joey Chestnut, mid-hot dog inhale, immediately put him in a headlock and then went right back to eating. He still won the contest that year. Legend.

u/No_Box119 — 2 months ago
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Anton LaVey and his curse

Anton LaVey is the kind of person who gives you the creeps just by looking at him. He was the one who founded the Church of Satan and showed deep devotion toward the devil, that is, Satan. He was good friends with actress Jayne Mansfield, who, by the way, was considered a sex symbol of the 1950s, much like Marilyn Monroe. On one occasion, Jayne's partner, Sam Brody, verbally criticized Anton for performing all these satanic rituals on people and deeply despised him for his activities. Anton was so outraged by this that he cast a curse on the couple. Mansfield and her partner, Sam, suffered a fatal car accident in June 1967, sometime after their encounter with Anton. Was it the curse that struck them, or was it just a bizarre coincidence?

u/Dave-Yeah — 3 months ago