Hermes comes back from vacation with a brain slug on his head, mind controlling him, everybody acts like it is just an accessory Hermes bought while on vacation. Later someone accidentally knocks it off his head and he becomes lucid again for a moment, but the person picks it up and puts it back on him.
It is funny
I really want to play as a vampire
Name: Rosalina
Level: 1
Class: Divine Soul Sorcerer
Race: Astral Elf
Background: Noble
Alignment: Lawful Good
Strength: 8
Dexterity: 14
Constitution: 14
Intelligence: 12
Wisdom: 12
Charisma: 16
Proficiency Bonus: +2
Savings Throws: Constitution, Charisma
Skill Proficiencies: Arcana, History, Insight, Perception, Persuasion
Passive Perception: 13
Languages: Common Sign Language, Spoken Common, Elvish
Armor Class: 12
Initiative: +2
Movement: 30 Feet
Hit Points: 8
Cantrips: Dancing Lights, Mage Hand, Fire Bolt, Ray of Frost
Spells: Bless, Feather Fall, Chromatic Orb
Inventory: Short Sword, Calligrapher's Supplies, Navigator's Tools, Arcane Focus: Wand, Fine Clothes, Scholar's Pack
Vehicle: Air Ship
Dark Vision: 60 ft
Fey Ancestry
Keen Senses: Perception
Favored by the Gods: If you fail a saving throw or miss with an attack roll, you can roll 2d4 and add it to the total, possibly changing the outcome per short rest.
Divine Magic: Law
2 First Level Spell Slots
Astral Fire: Dancing Lights
Starlight Step: As a bonus action, teleport 30 feet to an unoccupied space you can see, times equal to your proficiency bonus, per long rest. Astral Trance: Magic can't put you to sleep. You can finish a long rest in 4 hours. Whenever you finish this trance, you gain proficiency in one skill and one weapon or tool.
Personality Trait: I am utterly serene, even in the face of disaster.
Ideal: Tradition. The stories, legends, and songs of the past must never be forgotten. (Lawful)
Bond: I protect those who cannot protect themselves.
Flaw: I believe the world does revolve around me.
Backstory: She was a Princess of a kingdom on the Material Plane, her father died in combat when she was very young and her mother fell ill then died while she was a teenager. Shortly afterward a Sprite came to her for help, his home was on a piece of debris in the Astral Plane but he needed help getting back to it. She built a craft to take them both to the Astral Plane and when they arrived at the Sprite's home she decided to stay and watch over the Sprites. She wrote down her history in a book which she read to the Sprites daily. One day the Sprites were attacked by a baby Red Dragon Prince and a Lawful Evil Tortle Wizard assistant, but she managed to escape with the help of two human brothers.
I discovered this game while looking at emulator roms online in the last 5 years, I remembered the name Mystic Quest but that turned out to be a different game.
You get them from Gary and Mitnick in the Nosferatu warrens, I like that you just get updates from your email and need to use your mailbox for both of them.
Hanlon’s razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by ignorance or misunderstanding"