Those legs of hers🥵
It was just a part on your leg,
yet it left me for dead.
Like a bullseye for my eyes,
I was more than surprised.
I couldn't look away
or think of anything to say.
Now I know my kryptonite, but that's alright —
just give me those legs to play with all night.
You shouldn't act surprised that they're the best thing in my eyes.
They're a part of you, and that's more to love of you
I would even write something about your old shoe.
Every little thing about you is off its tit,
that's my slang way of saying I love every bit.
They're burned into my brain and I won't be the same,
I can't look at legs again without being in pain.
I've never wanted anything so bad for myself,
Those legs really do improve my mental health.
You should just know this hasn't been a cruise
on the way falling down over them, I got a new bruise.
From my head to my toes I got a complete and utter flutter,
my nervous system did nothing but freeze and stutter.
Could they really be the sexiest legs I have seen?
And what does what they do to me even mean?
All I know is that if I see them again,
I'm going to ring up and brag to a friend:
"I just saw the legs of a goddess, and I must confess
they left me in a mess.
If desire wanted to test me, I would've failed that test."
So now you know, and I know you know,
so let me just thank thy lady for thy show,
and thank those legs again before I go.