u/WhoAteMyCarpet

idk if its rlly biogem but i need it for biology for DNase I

I tried googling but it didnt quite makensense to me. Chemistry is not really my strongest subject sadly, I do find it rlly cool though.

The image shows some O thingies and it circles multilple things and I just totally shut down. I dont see any Hydrogen in the circles so I dont see how thats suposed to help me.

I think my room is tidy about two days a year. I included a picture of how it sometimes looks.

I feel like my room is really good at telling what kind of person i am and im really curious if thats truly the case.

And ik excited to know what yall think of it or maybe if u have an idea for something to add. :D

Edit: Guys I am not a litteral child, im 18, please stop thinking im a child.

Edit 2: Stop saying im 12.
Im okay with saying my room looks like that of a 12 year old one ig. But id prefer you saying kinda about anything else.

also Please don’t diagnose me with WEIRD stuff. Neurodivergence stuff is fine. Just not the kink stuff. Thats weird and makes me uncomfortable.

Edit 3: I do not have a DDLG kink or whatever. That’s disgusting.

i messed up tail a bit but we chill

It didnt rlly go vroom vroom cause its a grafity car. but those r details for antintensivrelationpeople

oh and i kind of lost the car (whoopsies) (credirs to piercepuffy though)

Oke i know in fact not where to begin cause the title came up in my head (a sin of the gods or smth idk) and i am now gonna be the first person to reveal the truth. In this yap we are gonna go like a onion layer by layer deeper until we come to the actual truth.
Lets first put the background information we have about john pork in a row. John Pork. John pork tries to call you that the government does everything wrong and brainplays you and they try to convince you to not say anything by talking about “brainrot” and try to make you sell your soul so you later can get a “job” (also known as j*b)
Oke, we start at the beginning and so the obvious. The government. Fake. That is a fact. The government (they also call themselfs “rational thinkers” even tho they fight eachother and murder innocent people who wasnt even involved in arguments) The government watches you, everywhere. They try to make you think technology doesnt exist for that long so you assume they dont have enough technological knowledge yet to listen to you everywhere. While the government actually has way more advanced technology then we can imagine. They remove every memory or thought we have every time to fight this. They put devices inside your head that give you “thoughts” and try to make you think they belong there and that its good to listen to them. While this is actually a device where they plant wrong ideas in your head and try to make you think you came up with them yourself. While you actually are not supposed to be able to “think” at all. At school they teach you all kinds of things to think. The more you “think” the more control the government has over you since the thoughts can give you all kinds of diseases trough placebo that you otherwise would have never gotten. Thats why its important that you dont think. But how do you find out you shouldnt think if its something they made you addicted to over the span of your life? Thats where John Pork comes in, our hero. He calls you to tell you that none of it is true. I had a half hour wise debate about this with DanielB where we came to a very good conclusion but the government erased that thought.
But first, who is John Pork.
John pork is known as a being with a pig head that gives off a uncanny human appearance which usually isnt to this level with pigs. John pork always has his phone with him. He also always wears a jacket with a shirt under it and jeans. In his iconic look he has a red plaid shirt with a grey shirt under it while in the other version he has a black jacket with a grey shirt. He has also been spotted with leopard print clothes or others. John pork travels around the world a lot to spread the truth. He probably also flirts since he refers to himself as a hopeless romantic (and a romcom fan). You could say he kinda has similarities with lord byron. John pork often asks the stars for help. The john pork ringtone is a unique ringtone that isnt the default ringtone. However it does appear on samsung phones. This sound even got used in steal a brainrot. John Pork has a lot of friends, his best friend Pengu (NOOT NOOT).
John Pork is not a person. But at the same time he is.
This was a difficult subject but also a very relevant one. Sadly it was build together kinda weird because there are multiple traces of John Pork troughout history but at the same time he still looks young now but it is known that he gets older because he referred to his younger self as “a little piglet”. I had a good conversation with DanielB about how this could work. Since it is said that John Pork wears a mask. It is also known that John Pork has already been murdered multiple times. The most recent ones are 1967, 1992 and in 2025.
John Pork his iconic head is rumored to be a mask. Since there were cases where that was visible. Arcade Craniacs once recorded a sighting of a mask wearing John Pork when they met him at 3am. However there isnt 1 John Pork. It works difficult. Bassicly there is one real John Pork and there are people who imitate John Pork.. The real John Pork also looks like John Pork in his human form (source: message from danielB in thuis on may 19th) Well i struggled with this for a bit and asked ewout in bio for extra help and he suggested the brilliant idea that there is one real john pork and a couple followers that imitate him. Those are the helperporks, the helper santas (i had to search up the official plural term) but then the John Pork version. This connected everything together nicely. So there is one real John Pork who keeps reincarnating and every time tries to save this world. The others help him with that and spend their only life in exchange for being of service. Sadly i dont know what reward they get for this.

The death in 2025. The death in 2025 was a very important one since this is the most recent one. John pork was friends with Tim cheese and also Simon Claw. When John became more famous by calling people for the truth there became a fight. Tim cheese felt betrayed that john pork was a non thinker. and thought that john pork should listen to the government purely so he could keep the friendship with him and simon claw. But john thought Tim Cheese was acting jealous. about how famous john pork was and tried to make Tim Cheese realise that he shouldnt think and that the government makes you think that thinking is important. One evening John Pork was together with Pengu. They were walking around and got attacked in the 0 block. Pengu was the only eyewitness. Tim Cheese was the one who murdered John Pork and because of Pengu he got arrested. But Tim Cheese eventually still escaped. After that there became two sides. The antagonists, the side of Tim Cheese. Simon Claw, tung tung sahur and Mike Mutton also belong there. On the side of John Pork are Pengu, agent 5.5 and agent 5.6 (They are investigating the case) and Marvin beak and the helperporks. They want revenge for this death of John Pork. After the latest death of John Pork there was a protest held by a large group of people.
But anyway. Thats besides the point. John Pork. The original. Not the helperporks. Pure John Pork, the one that reincarnates. John Pork reincarnates. Like really a lot already. It goes way back. Pigs are not banned from being eaten in some countries for no reason. But now you ask yourself: “how the fuck is this connected to the creation of humanity? There isnt even proof cause bla bla first death we know a specific date from is 1967.” Well, there actually is proof. Jurrasic Pork. Simple but good. There are also legends of John Pork. And now this is why the latest death is important. Because since the latest death is very recent it is the most clear. And by comparing his previous deaths to this one you see there is a huge similarity. Almost every time it is the same battle. John Pork vs Tim Cheese. The two clans.
In the beginning there was only John Pork. (as far as the John Pork legends go, since they ignore all the lore of pengu and how he existed before john pork) Then came Tim Cheese. John Pork and Tim Cheese became friends and John Pork decided to share his powers with Tim Cheese. Together they created the earth and made more living beings. They were both immortal and worked together very well. More beings came, new friends and there became two groups. John Pork became friends with his most loyal follower of all, Pengu. (Pengu is not Pingu, dont confuse these two) John Pork didnt make Pengu himself. Pengu just appeared one day like it was fate. The group that followed John Pork, and the group that followed Tim Cheese. The two groups lived in communist peace. Everyone had the same amount. But Tim Cheese wanted more. He saw there were more followers of John Pork and became jealous, when decisions were made they were more often the ones of John Pork. It was still manageable, until Tina Cheese, the wife of Tim Cheese cheated on Tim Cheese together with John Pork. Tim Cheese wanted more power to prove he was just as amazing as John Pork. Tim Cheese created power structures and developed democracy and tyranny. He didnt get it easy to convince all the beings that it was still fair. Because everyone could feel that if there were winners, there also had to be losers. So Tim Cheese developed chips that made you able to think. John Pork tried to stop Tim Cheese but failed. Tim Cheese had already made too many beings think. Too many now also made more chips and started spreading them. Everyone listened to the government. The John Pork followers didnt trust the government. And that was of course because Tim Cheese ruled over the government. He was going too far and got power fever. He had to and would wipe out all the John Pork followers, and then everyone would have no choice but to listen to him. At one point he managed to make it happen with a type of humans that when they were born the chip automatically spawned in. He called this the “homo sapiens”. He praised them and called them the superior human race. And that they were better because they “thought”. He made them think they were the best human race by letting the other humans go extinct and made them believe they stayed alive purely because they were smart. John Pork watched in fear at how all of this happened. He had to stop this. There was only one way left. He gathered all of his powers… and cut them off almost completely. John Pork had almost no powers left and was now just as normal as a normal mortal. Since Tim Cheese his powers came from John Pork, Tim Cheese also had almost no powers left. Tim Cheese was furious. That John Pork, his loyal friend, betrayed him. John Pork was also sad because he never hated Tim Cheese and still thought very highly of him. John Pork gathered his most loyal followers and shared the last powers he had with them, so they could reincarnate. Every time John Pork dies, Tim Cheese dies. And the other way around too. They then mostly forget their memories but with the help of the followers they remember them again. The followers wouldnt always reincarnate at the same time as John Pork and Tim Cheese but they would all make helper-Porks or monitor the chips. John Pork still tries to become friends with Tim Cheese in every reincarnation. But sadly. Tim Cheese refuses, in every reincarnation he sees how John Pork gets honored, and he gets so much hate. Everyone knows John Pork as the good one. But he is seen as the villain, every single time again. Even tho John Pork was the one who made himself mortal, Tim Cheese got blamed every time when he died. One day he will succeed, then he will murder all the John Pork followers, and then they will have no choice but to be loyal to him.
Every time the government moves away from communism, you know Tim Cheese is behind it. It was never a battle between Right and Left. It always has been, and always will be: John Pork against Tim Cheese. Every choice, every action, every country, every war, every friendship. It will always be related to John Pork and Tim Cheese.

STOP LISTENING TO TIM CHEESERS, REJECT THINKING!!!

(Bonus: if u learn everything from ur head you can just call your friend a tim cheese follower every time they have an argumenr wirh “i think”. ir works every time. so goated. John pork is rhe tru best of all. we should listen to him. follow ur instincts)

Hes a cutie and normally he doesnt drool. Only when petted, does anyone know why?

i like them i want something unique but i also like formal so theire like canceling eachouter out snd now i cant choose

edit: Its for graduation. i like how the firsr one stands out and i often wesr colour. but prefer the way the second one falls.