u/adjusterjackb

10-4, 10-4.

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The full series is available on Amazon Prime Video.

He's wearing a pistol and has a bandage on his foot.

He says:

"I'm looking for the many who shot my Paw."

Buck Buck.

Named In and Out. One day Out came home from play crying that In got lost and was nowhere to be found. Mama skunk went out to search and came back with her son in just minutes. How was Mama skunk able to find her son so fast?

Instinct.

He had a bird sanctuary, an aviary they call it, that had examples of every known bird on the planet. Except one that was appropriately called the Rary bird. When Mr Audubon completed all of his acquisitions and investigations, he found that he had plenty of time on his hands, and plenty of money. He embarked on a world-wide search for the Rary, following hundreds of leads submitted by bird lovers around the world. The leads took him to the jungles of South America. No luck. The African veldt. No luck. The sultry Pacific islands. No luck. The steppes of Russia. No luck. The icy plains of Greenland. No luck. Then, one day, after a particular arduous trek up a mountain in the American Rockies, he spotted the Rary, calmly sitting on a bush minding its own business, peacefully living its Rary life. Mr Audubon carefully coaxed the Rary into a small wooden cage and loaded the cage on to the back of the truck. On the way down the mountain Mr Audobon was so elated he failed to notice the rock in the middle of the road. The truck hit the rock and keeled over. Mr Audubon barely got out with his life. He went to the edge of the road and watched in horror as the truk tumbled down the mountainside to the distant bottom where it burst into flames. Shaking he head in sadness he said "It's a long, long way to tip a Rary."

I've used the free edition of MB for over a decade. I bought a new PC and downloaded what was advertised as a FREE version only to find that the installed version was a two week free trial. I immediately uninstalled it.

I don't do business with liars or fraudsters.

Readers: Any time you see the word FREE, look behind the curtain. Chances are that they are lying.

On my old desktop computer I logged in once when I started using MFP and kept it open. Over two months now.

I bought a new computer, put MFP in my favorites, put an icon on my desktop, logged in yesterday. Now it wants me to log in for every update.

What's up with that?

The lady asked me what my job was.

Me: I'm a Momback.

She: What's a Momback.

Me: I'm the guy who walks behind the truck saying "Momback, momback."

I was working on a project with my daughter last weekend.

We had to clamp two pieces of wood together.

She said "Let me clamp it."

I said "OK, Jed."

Took a few minutes for us to stop laughing and get back to work.

I hunted big game in Africa. I hunted elephants for the ivory. But the ivory there was too tough to remove.

So I moved the business to Alabama.

Where the Tuscaloosa.

(Grouch Marx as Captain Jeffrey T. Spalding in "Animal Crackers" 1928.)

"This is the winter of our discount tents."

"This is the winter of our discount tents."

"This is the winter of our discount tents."

Two weekends now, no Saturday large grid puzzle. Anybody know what happened or where to find it.

I think WSJ requires a paid subscription to get it.

Jack Custodian

My daughter and I created an LLC that purchased a home that my daughter occupies. The deed is only in the name of the LLC. I live elsewhere.

We created a Revocable Living Trust. The trust owns the LLC 100%.

We don't derive any income from it.

Is a federal income tax return required?