CIG, what happened to freight elevators bringing up ground vehicles? It was supposed to be implemented last year, it got pushed back for "a later update" and then we never heard about it again.

I just want to be able to pull up stuff in my hangar without juggling one pad.

reddit.com
u/asmallman — 10 days ago

PTU TTK Changes Update: Shields now have immense thresholds to cross for even ballistic cannons. If your target's shields are above a certain percentage and/or the resistances are high enough, you ballistic cannons wont even damage shielding. Even if the shield is at 1% health.

Explanation:

Dead 5s will eventually put damage to shields, but only if the shields are at 55% health or lower.

Dead 4s, with how high the shield resistances are, will NEVER damage the shield, even at 1% shield health.

With a full M80 loadout of deads, you will never damage the shields. Someone else will have to damage the shields FOR YOU, or you have to run a mixed loadout.

With a mixed loadout, of Ms and Deads, you will run out of dead ammo (does NOT matter if its a 5 or 4) almost as you drop ONE shield face. In the case of dead 5s, if you wait till they can pen the shields, you will expend tremendous amounts of ammo.

The only way to hurt a HH now, with an M80, something the M80 is supposedly supposed to kill, with decent difficulty mind you, as it is a heavy fighter, or other ships like Ions and Infernos, or other subcap killers, without torpedos, are entirely large laser loadouts

All heavy fighters that cannot utilize heavy lasers are now obsolete, should these changes hit live.

Edit: Look at the deadbold 4 stats. You can see it has an infinity symbol for shields. That means in SPViewer it does no damage if an infinity symbol is there. Dead 4s, even at 1% still have that symbol. This is datamined statistics and algorithms from the game itself.

This does not just apply to hammerheads. I used it as an example. This is across all shields in general. That means connies or corsairs are all but immune to M80s. Meaning large ship solo spam is the meta now. Which is something this subreddit frequently complains about. It also means even smaller ballistics against ANY shield will also not work. It scales this way down to the bottom. Across the board ALL BALLISTICS are invalidated, even going against same size ship against same size ship.

The benefit to ballistics was that you traded infinite ammo for shield pen. The point of ballistics for a LONG time was to penetrate shields. CIG has expressly stated this. This isnt star trek where shields block all physical attack.

Edit: An M80 already struggles against a hammerhead. It takes a few minutes to kill one solo. If a hammerhead cannot kill an M80 on its own, its more a fault on the HH than the M80 by a huge margin. EG, this change only benefits solo/undercrewed ships, rather than actually balance the game.

u/asmallman — 15 days ago

People were mad that overdrive and other events having useful/cool hangar rewards and missing them, eg F7A token, Fabricator, etc. CIG listened, but:

Made with photoshop.

u/asmallman — 1 month ago

CIG gifting/upgrading changes may be less to "target" the grey market, but actually target Ban Evaders/Last Warning accounts.

For those who don't know, in October:

You have to designate a purchase as a gift FIRST upon purchase, and it cannot be upgraded or used by the original account purchasing it, it has to be sent as a gift before it can be upgraded OR used.

A couple of months back, someone made a post claiming they made an IC post for duping and was permanently banned for it. Hilariously, they were recognized by the community as a known griefer/exploiter, and I will not detail the username, but they were a known griefer, and oft discussed on this subreddit.

https://i.vgy.me/WCTKse.png

In response, CIG responded to that post of various exploits etc they did, and did not trust they made the IC post in good faith, but unbanned them anyway, and said this is your final warning.

Shortly after, it was discovered by the community they were liquidating their account.

While the Grey Market was hit in this endeavor, I bet it was to get rid of people who get banned a few times, and then realize they are probably on their last legs, and get a new account.

I will miss getting ships for cheap though.

u/asmallman — 2 months ago
▲ 23 r/aggies+1 crossposts

Switch to frontier. Many residences now have Frontier fiber. Optimum somehow continuously surprises me about how shitty of a company they are.

All, I have been with optimum for 5 years.

Here are my list of grievences that will be shortened because otherwise it will be an entire word wall of hate and rage.

  1. They used to charge 40 for 400mb, after the "promotion ends" they try to charge you 150 for it.
  2. Upon seeing the above, I called in, mentioning they were offering fiber at 75 for life. They gave me this after raising hell with CORPORATE and making every agent I called admit, verbatim, that the pricing was egrigious considering they were offering 75 for life on fiber, and also 25 for life on 400mb.
  3. Their services are continuously spotty, and will also put your modem randomly in a walled garden, eg blocking your internet access on the software side, and they dont know why it happens. Its just that "its automated sorry"
  4. After the "for life" deal, its not. They do random price hikes and will not bring it down. So the for life deal they promised me didnt even happen.
  5. In the lead up to today, when I finally got frontier fiber installed, for 75 bucks a month (less if you have verizon) with FREE (and no monthly charge) full home wifi, and a 5 year guarantee at that price, I called optimum to cancel.

They continuously would not take NO for an answer. I have 50+ minutes of call recordings of me repeatedly and actually fucking begging to just cancel my fucking service. They even offered me a gig at 5 dollars not to cancel. They transfered me to "level two" to cancel the service just to have the same shit happen again. I have it all entirely recorded.

They should pay me for literally burning the entirety of my lunch at work to just get this shit handled.

reddit.com
u/asmallman — 2 months ago
▲ 153 r/LowSodiumStarCitizen+2 crossposts

This is the kind of "criticism people" say that "I did nothing wrong! I got banned from spectrum for no reason!"

Guys, I used post on spectrum a lot. (Have since ceased because I just dont want to keep up with 38.563 forums) I actually have a famous critique, that for some reason, still gets upvotes. Even OVER a year later. It was not removed. (Last upvote was JUNE this year, for some reason, despite post being made Jan 2025)

Image of my post

But this is the kind of shit I see on spectrum that gets people nuked, and this particular guy goes straight to the refunds sub and claims he was banned for liking PvP, and really tried to spin it that way. Even the refunds sub tore him a new asshole for his... "Joke".

The message that got him nuked?

"CR will ban anyone who pirates and personally go to their house and shoot their family dog!"

Also calling people douches.

Which is funny, because here is a quote from Zyloh himself:

"We're not here to protect players from aggressors, pirates, and PvPers. A big part of Star Citizen is about that dichotomy." - Zyloh

CIG is literally in his corner, but swears that they are not.

He claims on reddit to "like the game" but literally all of his posts and comments are bashing the game, and he literally cannot do anything else and has over 1000 comments and posts spanning only two MONTHS. Dude cannot resist trashing the game at any possible opportunity. Which normally would be fine, if he didnt continuously argue in bad faith, especially after the above ban.

On top of the above issue, he is also the first to call people shills, CIG plants/staff, or marketing firms trying to better CIGs name. And this is literally his response to his dogshit takes and critique.

This is the kind of shit I see that gets people nuked from spectrum, and they come here to complain without showing exactly what got them banned.

Edit 2: Even funnier, he is banned till 2034 for additional misconduct.

u/asmallman — 2 months ago

Inspired by 40K. New Cutlass Potential. The Cutlass Delete. (This is satire)

Cutlass, delete west.

Deleting west.

u/asmallman — 2 months ago

*Shocked Pikachu face for the n-teenth time*

Brace yourselves for angry people for not getting a free ship and/or releasing a MK + 1 Variant without goldpassing or goldpassing properly first

EDIT: I forgot shocked pikachu for aurora mk2 as well. Lmao

For those who dont know, a ship schedule was leaked:

Per pipeline:

New ships in the next couple of month We've obtained detail about the "final pass deadline" for a number of ships in the next few months. Mind you, this doesn't mean the ship will release at that day exactly, just that CIG want them done by then, to release them shortly after

Anvil Auxilia Deadline end of August

Greycat MFC Deadline end of August

Origin M60 Deadline 22nd September

GATAC Hyun Deadline 30th September

RSI Skylark Deadline mid September

RSI Constellations Series Constellations getting a Mk5

Mk4 (Current models) getting gold standard Deadline 13th october

Drake Marauder Deadline 19th October

Liberator Deadline scheduled for 26th February 2027, currently behind schedule

Kraken Deadline by end of March 2027

u/asmallman — 2 months ago

Thread because the litigation update thread is locked for some reason. TLDR Post as well.

Brand new lawsuit update link

TL;DR (one sentence for each point made in the main post):

Legal delays: The lawsuit has been slow because legal processes take a long time and involve massive amounts of paperwork.

Defendants' narrative: The defendants tried to make Steven look like the villain, but their lawsuit against him was dismissed.

Receiver appointed: A judge granted Steven's request to place Intrepid's assets under a neutral receiver for protection.

Debt investigation: The court will appoint an independent expert to investigate whether the debt used to justify the foreclosure was real or fake.

Foreclosure reversed: The defendants only undid their illegal foreclosure after Steven took them to court.

Workforce harmed: The foreclosure unfairly cost Intrepid employees their jobs, pay, and benefits.

Social media denied: The judge denied the defendants' request to take control of the game's Discord, Reddit, YouTube, X, and other founder-owned accounts.

Domain denied: The judge also denied their request to seize the Ashes of Creation website domain.

Codebase secured: The judge ordered the game's code and technical systems turned over to a neutral custodian within 72 hours.

Warning to investors: Steven warned any third parties trying to buy or license the assets that they are dealing with disputed property in active litigation.

Warning to contractors: Steven warned any developers with access to the code to preserve all records and not share or use the assets without court approval.

Emotional toll: Steven admitted this situation is heartbreaking for the staff, the players, and himself, but he remains determined to keep fighting.

Future updates: Steven promised to keep the community informed whenever major legal developments happen, even if months apart.

Here is my opinion on the matter though.

With all of the lost time (which affects games negatively, and much more so for MMOs, especially in dev cycles), debts, legal battle, extremely bad PR, the "steam release", and all things considered. Even if everything goes as WELL as possible...

There is 0 chance this game is being released. Ever. I say this as a backer.

reddit.com
u/asmallman — 2 months ago

TIL: The Saddleback Caterpillar's main predators, braconid wasps, inject a virus to disable its immune system, rather than venom/paralysis, so its eggs can properly attach and eat the caterpillar within.

bugoftheweek.com
u/asmallman — 2 months ago

User lies about downvoted comment. Likely posting porn in a non NSFW subreddit is their most downvoted comment

Just be aware all. Everything on reddit is visible and searchable. Even if you hide your post history it is incredibly easy to find.

The same account was used in all of his links/comments and screenshots I provided. He wasnt using an alt like he claimed.

u/asmallman — 3 months ago

Friendly and funny reminder that people will take this game so seriously in this subreddit that people will equate ingame piracy (with RP) to actual heinous crimes in real life.

An exchange I remember from years ago. Always gets me a laugh when the topic of piracy comes up in my org or others.

Edit: This was the persons response on how I formerly pirated in 3.22 when reclaimers made 10m UEC every 45 minutes.

Summary:

  1. I hail them and ask for 10% of their haul in UEC because unloading a reclaimer is annoying and they had 10m in UEC onboard.
  2. Talk in global, ask the same.
  3. Get out of my ship and float against their cockpit and talk in proximity chat, ask the same.
  4. No one ever took up the offer via silence or insults at my group.
  5. Softdead them and board.
  6. Kill them and then bring in C2 for loading.

Thats it. No other chats or voice comms.

This person accused me of harrasment and other really heinous IRL crimes and was hoping I was on a watchlist because I haggled as a pirate and actually tried to do exactly what this subreddit wants a pirate to do, eg, reach out and negotiate portion of the hauls instead of just shooting and moving on.

Edit 2: If you accuse me of harassment/stalking etc in here I will report you to the mods and they will ban you just like they did on that thread and the screenshotted person above. Just a heads up.

u/asmallman — 3 months ago

State of the subreddit: June 2026

All, this subreddit has been in a poor state for a long time, and despite insistence from the mods to keep it reigned in, and in the wake of the Bruno situation, which you can find if you are uninformed, this subreddit has become a nearly untenable mess.

The mod team wants a change, and we've settled on it. This post is to purely keep the community informed and nothing else.

The old guard, by and large, is stepping away. /u/RainDasher will be taking charge from here on out, I will remain head mod, but at this moment in time, its only to prevent rogue moderation, my day to day moderation will likely cease in the near future. None of this is a punitive measure. The reasons given in order of biggest to smallest reasons:

  1. This sub is a toxic platform now. Place blame where you will, but odds are its a ton of factors all mixing together in a huge storm, and really you could point in just about any direction and find an issue. And as mentioned, in the wake of bruno, nothing has changed in any form, aside from this subreddit still furious at an apparent lack of change and genuine official comment.

  2. We don't play anymore. We don't have interest in the game, or interest in maintaining the community anymore.

  3. We cannot be expected to continuously babysit the sub anymore. We have lives, and in my case, this subreddit is bleeding into everything else now.

  4. Inactivity (for select mods)

With the above in mind, we are opening moderator applications. We are looking for 4 moderators. We really want people who want to be active, watch the queues, respond to modmails, at least once a day.

That said, the requirements/information for moderator are as follows:

  1. At least some activity/contributions to the sub. (Preferred)
  2. Former moderator actions can, and may, be counted against your application. (Depending on severity.)
  3. Absolutely must be 21 years old or older.
  4. Must check queues/modmail at least once daily, if you want to be super active and do more, or peruse new/comments at your leisure, that is encouraged.
  5. Inactive mods will be removed
  6. Expect this to be a long haul thing, don't wear this as a badge of honor or like you're a hero. Being a moderator honestly sucks, especially now. You must understand you are realistically a janitor. Know that you do this because you want to help the community, and you will get shit thrown at you.

Application Link

Good luck, and fair seas.

u/asmallman — 4 months ago
▲ 27 r/funny

The actual voicemail greeting when calling a potential future business partner of mine. (No video/audio only)

u/asmallman — 4 months ago