u/avoidlosing

Youtube channel from Vietnam keeping it twisted with a “re-upload” and some Ai.

From the New York Times, July 6: “mitch mcconnell accused of being mostly dead:”

I’ve paid my debt to society and I am out here trying to better myself, but I guess my felonies exclude me from having love.

Several years ago I had a real entrepreneurial spirit about me. I got into several side hustles and had goals of starting my own business and eventually a non-profit that helped people remove face tattoos from the soundcloud rapper era.

Some of my gigs failed, some took a lot of time with little reward, but one that that worked real for me was finding old people on facebook to scam. I disguised myself as them to open credit cards, I catfished them, lied and told them their grandkid was kidnapped, i even threatened their grandkids for Amazon gift cards.

Business was good for me, I had money and gift card codes coming from everywhere. It’s incredible how much information people put on their facebook, I had their first pet’s name to their entire bloodline in front of me.

Anyways, I got caught and the feds estimated I had a multi-million dollar operation going. I was looking at 10-15 years. My lawyers submitted my messages logs to the court, and the judge agreed that although I scammed, I was also quite compassionate and motivational. They considered the freaky deaky DMs between the grannies and I to be a form of volunteer work and reduced my time to 2 months in prison.

I was trying to focus on my previous goals, but I remembered when I was going through the facebooks of the old people that their grandsons were handsome. I started to hit up some of the guys and was getting a lot of dates.It got serious with four of them, but they all dumped me when they found out I just got out of prison for scamming. None of them cared that i was a felon until they realized I am the reason their inheritance is so small now…. men are soooo greedy.

Lobster, jumbo shrimp, wagyu steak because I still have some gift cards that the FEDs couldn’t take from me.

YOLO? more like YOLKO! I’ve seen enough, my LDL cholesterol can take me away from here if it wants.

I’ve been printing these out at the library and sticking them on Sabra Hummus and anything by The Wonderful Company (Pom juice, pistachios, tangerines) for a few months now. This cost me 0$ because i print them
out at the library and use a roll of tape that I.. borrowed… from work. Sometimes I take the bus to the grocery store just to do this. I have not been caught yet, will update when I do.

Sometimes grocery shopping has nothing to do with girl dinner.

I never imagined return to office mandate would mean i would meet the three loves of my life. We all got hired during the pandemic and used our initial for our Teams profile. We barely talked to each other, but that first day in the office it was electric.

We thought we could keep it a secret, but my lover Andres with his bureaucratic German ways was persistent about following HR policy, he kept saying “Hr knew best”, “there had to be a reason they made that rule”.

We walked over to HR and reported our relationship to her.
She seemed okay about it. Next day we get to the office, hand in hand in hand in hand, lol, we took up the entire hallway it was really inconvenient for everyone, but it was freeing. Then all of a sudden Andres gets a call, he says it’s HR and they told him to come to office, then Rodrigo gets the same call, then Hans, and then me. We all walk hand, in hand, in hand again but this time to HR.

HR and my manager think that it’s only fair to date our supervisor in the office That we could be undermining her authority by excluding her from the polycule.

memoir about palestinian american bisexual woman whose mother can’t help but be mean to her because trauma blah blah blah. she goes through her present, past, travels to the levant. she writes pathetic well, and the sex scenes were written well too.
i actually was cracking up when she meets the argentinian author.

Few weeks ago I went into Little Caesar’s on Meeker and witnessed customer arguing with employees. The employees were totally in the wrong but it really wasn’t that big of a deal and I kind of respected the employees standing together. I ended up leaving without ordering anything (i took that debacle as a sign to just cook for myself), but I got home and had to read their reviews. I found several complaints but this one has to be my favorite. And they had to add this bad ass pic too. Imagine hating when this pic goes soooo hard.

EDIT: is sarah M downvoting me? it’s not that serious yall. it’s just pizza.