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▲ 61 r/garysbreakfast

Neutral Gary reviews The Odyssey

I don't agree with him but whatever. Catlantis is a free nation.

u/heyjalapeno — 20 days ago
▲ 27 r/IndianBeautyTalks

The best hand cream to ever exist

The Cotaryl tub is easily available in your pharmacy

A layer of this before going to sleep and you'll wake up with the best, most moisturised hands you'll ever had. You can also it to your elbows and your shins. I'd advice against using it during the daytime tho - it is a bit on the thicker side.

u/heyjalapeno — 24 days ago
▲ 51 r/DarkRomance

Whoever recommended The Community by Deathsdoll...

...I want to give you a big fat hug.

This was one of the best reads for me this year. Wow.

It was so well written. The story was appropriately paced. There was never a dull moment throughout. It was more story heavy than spicy. That being said, you won't feel the lack of spice because the tension throughout the book is unbearable. Ahhhh!

I loved each and every character. I have a love/hate relationship with Father, but my god is he one of the best MMCs I've come across! My daddy issues were through the roof with this one.

I cannot recommend this book enough.

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u/heyjalapeno — 1 month ago
▲ 249 r/thehumblecrowbar

"Gee, a 15 hour flight! I sure hope it's peaceful and I can catch up on my much needed sleep." That one baby on the plane:

(Koala got booted out of its tree. He cannot stop throwing a fit)

u/heyjalapeno — 2 months ago
▲ 39 r/ICBGC

Frens, help! I'm being eaten by a dinosaur!

I went to take a look at the Jurassic Park because I wanted to contribute to Moobie Toosday. And look! AHHHHHHHHHHH

u/heyjalapeno — 2 months ago
▲ 20 r/garysbreakfast

The Garies are ready to celebrate their one year anniversary of r/garysbreakfast!

You're all invited!

u/heyjalapeno — 3 months ago
▲ 61 r/IndianBeautyTalks

Are we ever getting the L'oreal Dream Lengths back?

We often realize the value of something only when it's gone.

I miss this. I did not respect it enough when I had it :'(

u/heyjalapeno — 3 months ago
▲ 2.1k r/starterpacks

Performative Man Starter Pack

A man who fakes his interest to appeal to women. I've met quite a few in the wild, each progressively worst than the last.

u/heyjalapeno — 3 months ago