Lois didn't crash out ENOUGH
Lois is a strong soldier because if
I had five kids, and three out of the five were like Francis, Malcolm, and Reese
I Had a pushover crybaby for a husband like Hal
I Was overworked and underpaid at a pharmacy job
I Was constantly in debt
My husband was blowing off every Friday of the work week
My mother was a cold bitch like Ida
My crash-outs and meltdowns would be ten times worse