u/maxime_miaou

Hi :)

I'm from France and I've been wanting to improve my German. If you speak German I'd love to speak with you ! Also, I don't have friends and I'd love to speak to actual breathing humans (that would be fun)

I love cartoons, pop and queer culture, sad music, hair and make up, video games, trendy things on the internet (like memes and all), drag race, depressed hairy men, and I'm a vegan.

If you think that sounds fun, come in my DMs (we can also speak somewhere else).

Also, I didn't find how to add a picture but I'm open to showing my face

Looking forward to "sprachen" with you :)

I learnt the article one by heart because it's not that hard but for the adjectives it looks really hard and I don't know if learning it by heart would work as well...

21 male. I'm a chronically online depressed guy who wants to practice my german. I like video games, pop culture and queer culture. Honestly, I'm fine speaking about anything and everything to keep me busy. Feel free to contact me :)

Spoiler for the game I guess...

I'm replaying Oot 3D because I won't be able to buy the remake but I still wanna remember the game for its release.

I just beat the fire temple and it seems pretty obvious that Darunia dies trying to kill vulvagia. We see him before he goes to fight it and the next time we see him it's in the sage's room. He says in the English version that he's happy to have helped link defeat the dragon but he wasn't there during the fight. Or maybe he was in his stomach 😭

I'm pretty sure it's the same for every sage, maybe it's different for Naboru since I remember she's been turned into a soldier but still...

Is it supposed to be understood by the player or is it just a theory ? We see in other games like TP and WW that the sages are alive while they help the player but maybe it's different here. What do you think ?

Thank you for your answers

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So I'm ace and I'm not interested in having sex, but I really enjoy masturbating.

Unfortunately, I've been exposed to porn since I was 12 and I can't masturbate or even get hard without it, so it's absolutely necessary for me to masturbate.

Most of the time I burst out laughing when I watch porn because it looks absolutely crazy to me 😂😭 but still, if I wanna have an orgasm, I need to get into the horny mood and take it seriously, which makes me uncomfortable and shameful, because I really don't like what the actors are doing at all. Do you know if softer porn exists ? Or do you just relate to my experience? thanks 🩷

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So I've had a lot of sex in my life but never actually managed to make my body like it.

I don't wanna have sex anymore, but I love naked hugs and touching and being touched on intimate parts. nothing more tho, and I don't experience a lot of sexual pleasure, just the pleasure of being touched by someone attractive.

When I'm alone, I love to masturbate and watch porn, I also like to trade nudes with people and talk about sexual stuff. Watching porn sometimes makes me wanna reproduce what I see, even tho I know I would never do it irl. Do people relate ? it's kinda hard for me to like sensual stuff with people but not really sex. I can enjoy masturbating my partner but never more, which is still sex, but not that much.

What do you think ?

Apart from all the plot holes that the existence of the burrow creates, I wonder what "interfering with events can have serious consequences" mean.

Even if it was to save the day, Chronobug and bunnix clearly interfere with time, creating multiple alternate timelines when they fought lila. We can even see one in the episode, in which Lila wins and makes a wish. So if they wanted to stop her, since they figured out she was using the miraculous by herself, why didn't they just take the miraculous of the butterfly before she finds it ? isn't the explanation bunnix gives kinda dumb ? Unlike what we see in season 6 in the episode of Alixe's birthday, that wouldn't create disasters since this is the best way to prevent the end of the world from happening 😭

So, I wanna do it hitless even though you don't get anything from it, I know 😂

I always get screwed by the balls or an unexpected attack, is there any kind of guide online ? thank you 🩷

I'm doing a steel soul run and I wanna Grindr for essences to do the white palace. Does it kill my game if I die during boss fights in the dream realm ?

I've got cute tiny ants in my kitchen, wandering around the sink. I don't really know where they're from and what they're looking for but I'm sure they don't eat my food. Can I just let them be ? also can I feed them ? Should I try to find where their nest is ? thank you

Nsfw warning.

How do you deal with the meds when they prevent you from masturbating ? I didn't care before but it empties my mind and keeps me a little busy so I kinda want it right now. Is there anything I can do ?