I hate being h*rny 😭

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So I'm ace and I'm not interested in having sex, but I really enjoy masturbating.

Unfortunately, I've been exposed to porn since I was 12 and I can't masturbate or even get hard without it, so it's absolutely necessary for me to masturbate.

Most of the time I burst out laughing when I watch porn because it looks absolutely crazy to me 😂😭 but still, if I wanna have an orgasm, I need to get into the horny mood and take it seriously, which makes me uncomfortable and shameful, because I really don't like what the actors are doing at all. Do you know if softer porn exists ? Or do you just relate to my experience? thanks 🩷

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u/maxime_miaou — 1 day ago

Just found out why this guy has an ugly 20100 necklace

Actually, it's meant to be read 20 - 100, because in french, 20 (vingt) and 100 (cent) are pronounced the exact same way as Vin - Cent. I guess it's there to show that the character is narcissistic 😂

Is that common knowledge?

u/maxime_miaou — 12 days ago

Just wanna ask if how I feel is aegosexuality or just on the ace spectrum

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So I've had a lot of sex in my life but never actually managed to make my body like it.

I don't wanna have sex anymore, but I love naked hugs and touching and being touched on intimate parts. nothing more tho, and I don't experience a lot of sexual pleasure, just the pleasure of being touched by someone attractive.

When I'm alone, I love to masturbate and watch porn, I also like to trade nudes with people and talk about sexual stuff. Watching porn sometimes makes me wanna reproduce what I see, even tho I know I would never do it irl. Do people relate ? it's kinda hard for me to like sensual stuff with people but not really sex. I can enjoy masturbating my partner but never more, which is still sex, but not that much.

What do you think ?

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u/maxime_miaou — 16 days ago

Guys I locked tf in 🫪

I beat the pantheon of the knight (the 4th one) with all the negative effects and even beat pure vessel hitless. I am so proud of myself omg 😭 is that a great accomplishment?

Also I still haven't beaten the 3rd one because I keep losing to zote 😂💀

u/maxime_miaou — 1 month ago

So, I've rewatched the London spécial (spoiler for it ofc)

Apart from all the plot holes that the existence of the burrow creates, I wonder what "interfering with events can have serious consequences" mean.

Even if it was to save the day, Chronobug and bunnix clearly interfere with time, creating multiple alternate timelines when they fought lila. We can even see one in the episode, in which Lila wins and makes a wish. So if they wanted to stop her, since they figured out she was using the miraculous by herself, why didn't they just take the miraculous of the butterfly before she finds it ? isn't the explanation bunnix gives kinda dumb ? Unlike what we see in season 6 in the episode of Alixe's birthday, that wouldn't create disasters since this is the best way to prevent the end of the world from happening 😭

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u/maxime_miaou — 1 month ago

Just beaten abs radiance in radiant!

Thank you for those who helped me 🙏🏻

Also, is there a way to cheese markoth ? I hate that bug 😂

u/maxime_miaou — 1 month ago

Need help to defeat absolute radiance

So, I wanna do it hitless even though you don't get anything from it, I know 😂

I always get screwed by the balls or an unexpected attack, is there any kind of guide online ? thank you 🩷

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u/maxime_miaou — 1 month ago

Can I die in the dream realm ?

I'm doing a steel soul run and I wanna Grindr for essences to do the white palace. Does it kill my game if I die during boss fights in the dream realm ?

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u/maxime_miaou — 1 month ago

Got ants in my kitchen

I've got cute tiny ants in my kitchen, wandering around the sink. I don't really know where they're from and what they're looking for but I'm sure they don't eat my food. Can I just let them be ? also can I feed them ? Should I try to find where their nest is ? thank you

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u/maxime_miaou — 2 months ago

Antidepressants and gooning

Nsfw warning.

How do you deal with the meds when they prevent you from masturbating ? I didn't care before but it empties my mind and keeps me a little busy so I kinda want it right now. Is there anything I can do ?

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u/maxime_miaou — 2 months ago