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U.S. Senator John Cornyn, at ages 39 (left), 45 (top right), and 50 (bottom right)
▲ 34 r/13or30

U.S. Senator John Cornyn, at ages 39 (left), 45 (top right), and 50 (bottom right)

u/prophiles — 1 day ago
▲ 18 r/tcap

This is not the first time Matt Mahl has been stripped of his police powers and investigated

In 2013, he was stripped of his police powers, including his uniform, badge and gun, and placed on administrative leave, while being investigated for an undisclosed allegation.

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u/prophiles — 2 days ago
▲ 1.1k r/NissanDrivers+1 crossposts

My door handle snapped off in the middle of moving out

Luckily my key fob has a feature where it opens the windows lol

u/carrot-parent — 2 days ago

I always forget that the 2013-2021 Nissan Pathfinder even existed unless I happen to be behind one on the road

u/prophiles — 3 days ago

Is there any Ford vehicle from the past 30 years that’s been more impactful than the 2001 F-150 SuperCrew? All of the trucks out there are more or less like it now.

u/prophiles — 6 days ago
▲ 87 r/tcap+1 crossposts

Pork missile at the turn.

She doesn’t look like much; but this pork missile blew my doors off after the front 9 today.

u/lwsummer — 6 days ago
▲ 600 r/snacking

Today I learned that “jerky chew” made to look like a tin of Skoal or Copenhagen is a thing

u/prophiles — 6 days ago

What bipolar weather

Middle of the day yesterday (Thursday), it was 47°F with a wind chill of 41°F. It’s currently 43°F with a wind chill of 40°F. (Yes, I have the heat on.)

Monday afternoon, it’s supposed to get up to 89°F …and I’m sure the heat index will make it feel hotter than that.

EDITED TO ADD: Just in case anyone was wondering, the playlist at the McDonald’s on West Liberty Avenue this early morning is Linkin Park and other assorted nu metal.

u/prophiles — 7 days ago
▲ 674 r/MapPorn

Most common last names in the U.S. and Canada

SMITH: Alabama, Alaska, Alberta, Arizona, Arkansas, British Columbia, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Northwest Territories, Nunavut, Ohio, Oklahoma, Ontario, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Saskatchewan, South Carolina, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wyoming, Yukon

JOHNSON: Minnesota, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin

GARCIA: California, Texas

MACDONALD: Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island

FRIESEN: Manitoba

LEBLANC: New Brunswick

LEE: Hawaii

MARTINEZ: New Mexico

POWER: Newfoundland and Labrador

TREMBLAY: Quebec

WILLIAMS: Louisiana

(From Rohit Maps on Facebook.)

u/prophiles — 9 days ago

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Spotted on E Carson St underneath the Liberty Bridge. The rear bumper emphasizes that it’s “not an employee car.”

u/prophiles — 20 days ago

I cracked up reading the definitions of Cincinnati bowtie and Cleveland steamer. What do people have against Ohio?! Roflmao

u/prophiles — 25 days ago
▲ 28 r/bys

Window sticker spotted in Lower Pottsgrove Township, Montgomery County, PA by Kieran Pratzner and posted to the Facebook Group “Of Course They’re From Pennsylvania”

u/prophiles — 29 days ago