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▲ 18 r/FansHansenvsPredator

Lorne’sh whishtle tooth pisshes me off to the endsh of the Earth. The shibilantsh in everything he saysh are such shuffering. Thish regishtered shex offender shucks (his brother in the woodsh)

u/salted_tate — 7 days ago
▲ 24 r/FansHansenvsPredator

Jamie! There’s a bomb strapped to my chest and it’s gonna explode in three seconds unless you trot yer assh ahp to Maine!

u/salted_tate — 11 days ago
▲ 3 r/FansHansenvsPredator

“I don’t know what happened, SHOMEBODY must have yelled a lawt cuz Sadie is shooooo skittish now. SHOMEBODY must have abushed her.” Meanwhile in the trailer on a daily basis…

u/salted_tate — 11 days ago
▲ 61 r/FansHansenvsPredator

Lawne wanted nothing more than a preshush little prinsheshe daughter so the fates gave him a speshul needs son. Look how fawkin happy he is in those eyes

u/salted_tate — 12 days ago
▲ 25 r/FansHansenvsPredator

“Me and my brotha used to play meat market in the woods” takes on a different meaning with Lorne’s later claim of what happened between him and his brother

u/salted_tate — 23 days ago
▲ 22 r/FansHansenvsPredator

Folgers being Lorne’s cawfee of choice is even more in character knowing how closhe he were with his sister and her munkled leg and hair

u/salted_tate — 29 days ago
▲ 15 r/tcap

Lorne is two faced as hell and both of them are ugly. UGLY UGLY UGLY!

u/salted_tate — 29 days ago
▲ 22 r/Malaphors

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a shit in the woods

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step + does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/salted_tate — 1 month ago