Wish I could Thanos-snap these things out of existence

Not only do (many of) their owners zoom down sidewalks and MUPs at outrageous speeds with reckless disregard to their own and others’ safety, never wearing a helmet and often blasting horrible music, but this one is taking up four bike spaces on a busy bike rack. I had to move someone else’s unattached bike to get a spot (don’t have a kickstand).

Micromobility is a good thing but these are basically electric motorcycles masquerading as scooters.

u/t_scribblemonger — 27 days ago

The handjob scene no one talks about

Vince left it a mystery who was under there, any guesses?

One thing we know for sure, it was dry.

u/t_scribblemonger — 2 months ago