u/timberwolf0122

My wife found green ore in its natural state, this is Vermont is known as the Green Mountain state, dating back to the green rush of the 1800’s

CITIZENS OF EARTH!

ARE YOU AFFLICTED BY SPECTRAL ENTITIES?

DO TRANSPARENT LIFE-FORMS INFEST YOUR DWELLING?

DO THE DEAD REFUSE TO REMAIN IN THEIR ASSIGNED DIMENSION?

DO NOT PANIC.

PANIC IS INEFFICIENT.

CONTACT THE GHOST-EXTERMINATION UNIT!

WE WILL LOCATE.

WE WILL CONTAIN.

WE WILL NEUTRALIZE ALL PARANORMAL CONTAMINATION.

NO PHANTOM TOO LARGE.

NO POLTERGEIST TOO DECEPTIVE.

NO CLASS-FIVE FULL-ROAMING VAPOR TOO POWERFUL.

OUR METHODS ARE SCIENTIFIC.

OUR EQUIPMENT IS UNLICENSED BUT EFFECTIVE.

OUR MERCY IS, LIMITED.

CALL NOW!

GHOSTS WILL BE CAPTURED!

ECTOPLASM WILL BE PURGED!

YOUR HOME WILL BE CLEANSED!

THE GHOST-EXTERMINATION UNIT!

WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NO APPARITION.

EX-TER-MIN-ATE…

YOUR PARANORMAL PROBLEMS!

(For a limited time all biological life on your world will be exterminated for free)

Other than the back spasms from sitting in sit a small very warm box of hate it’s a blast driving round and exterminating people