u/tvkyle

I picked up my first-grader early yesterday. She had just gotten to lunch, but THANKFULLY she was allowed to take this home.

▲ 1.6k r/shittyfoodporn

I picked up my first-grader early yesterday. She had just gotten to lunch, but THANKFULLY she was allowed to take this home.

The cheese was solidified. The broccoli was tough, warm, and dry. She says she loves when this is on the menu and will miss it in the summer.

u/tvkyle — 1 day ago

▲ 33 r/ALeastmemewar

Every AL Beast pitcher with a win against the Rays at the Trop this season. 💪🏻

u/tvkyle — 1 day ago

▲ 3.6k r/Angryupvote+1 crossposts

Dang, inflation has even hit Dollar Tree.

u/101winner — 7 days ago

▲ 103 r/Soda

Do you like drinking cough syrup without all those pesky health benefits?

u/tvkyle — 8 days ago

▲ 154 r/nflmemes

Cris Collinsworth in shambles

(Assuming his dear Patrick is healthy for week one)

u/tvkyle — 9 days ago

▲ 876 r/DanielTigerConspiracy

I always said that I couldn’t wait for them to get older. But not like this.

u/tvkyle — 9 days ago

▲ 218 r/ALeastmemewar

This would never happen at America’s (or Canada’s) favorite ballpark

u/tvkyle — 12 days ago

▲ 8 r/dadjokes

We know a lot of things about King Tut, but most people don’t realize that he had a serious flatulence problem.

It’s not discussed that much because when he was around, tootin’ was common.

I guess he did a great job of keeping it under wraps.

u/tvkyle — 13 days ago

▲ 28 r/daddit

What is one area where you realize you’re becoming the dads from the Progressive commercials?

I’m 42 years old and I talk to the TV when watching a game show. I tell people that their guesses are way too far off, or I turn to my wife and say “there’s no way she’s gonna win.”

I can just picture Dr. Rick next to me saying “you know they can’t hear you, right?”

u/tvkyle — 14 days ago

▲ 42 r/Soda

u/tvkyle — 16 days ago