u/Agile_Summer_7437

Weeeeeertheeeeer! So, imagine suicidal hippie from 19th century who is just enough christian that every single chritian on this planet, weather is he an Orthodox, Chatolic or Yehova's Witness would be ashamed of that and excomunicate him from their church immideatley. He comes to this town and madlly falls in love with this girl Lotte, who has zero character except really nice and to be vagina for him. And he's then like „Oh, i love her so much, she is the most beautiful being on the planet”, but Oh-oh! She is engaged to someone else! And when Albert (that's his name), aka, the only reasonable character in the book, comes back from wherever the hell he was he realizes that he can't fuck her (i know it's more than that, but i'll pretend it's not because i disrespect him so much) and he's like boo-hoo she'll never be mine. Well, my advice would be to get a job and forget about her. Ah, wait, he actually does that... but oh... nooooo! He's so much smarter than everybody around him, they don't understand him and his intelectual soul! (well, that also happens to me 24/7 (yes, i'm an arrogant piece of shit that thinks he's the smartest in the room despite being slightlly above average at best), but do i wine about that and creep on girls? NO!) So he comes back and starts straight up stalking her which makes her and her now husband extremlly uncomfortable, so at one point she on nice 19th century way asks him to fuck off and leave her alone at least until christmas. But werther, being incel and baby that cannot control his feelings, comes to her anyways when Albert is not home and RAPES HER (well, no, that doesn't actually happen, he „just” kissed her, but in that time, that was probablly considered same level as rape today) and she runs, locks herself in the room and finnaly tells him to get the fuck out of her life. And he cries some more, asks Albert to borrow him guns by a letter when he comes back, and he sends Lotte to bring them and she knows what is he gonna do, and still says nothing. Man, even she wants that pervert dead. And Werther then „tragiclly” shoots himself (in the forehead so he gets plus 12 hours of agony). And i don't remember when i was more happy than when reading how that son of a bitch dies in suffering and agony. At least it was satasfyng ending for him. And that it wasn't even the worst what he did. Because of all his shit, Lotte then got traumas, feels guilty and it's implied that she might die of broken heart. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!! Best part? It could easilly be solved! If he had the balls to ask her to broke the engagement and marry him instead, which was implied, she would do because for whatever reason she loved him (honestlly sis, you can do better), but NOOOOO!!! He's the emotional mazochist who likes more to romanticize his suffering and likes to emotionally torture himself because it's „noble”. And don't even get me STARTED on his horrificlly morally bankrupt worldviews. Like, check this. According to Werther, suicide is beautiful and noble and compares it to illnes. Like, he literally says that telling to suicidal person to not kill himself is same like telling sick person to not die. WTF!!! NO! You can control if you kill yourself or not, especially with support of your friends and family, but you can't control will disease kill you or not! You're not god! And since according to him, feelings are always first, he despises „moral” people who look down on mad men or alcoholics... Did you hear that kids?! According to Werther, if you hve horrible father who spends all money on alcohol and beats you and mom and always comes late, werther is on his side! And that's not the worst part. He straight up says that if your wife cheats on you, it's okay to kill her and her lover (oh, the irony) And the big boss of Werther being evil piece of shit is when servant kills woman he works for, which he adores to a nearlly creepy degree, (i think it was that, but my brain was too damaged at that point, so i'm not sure and don't you dare to correct me) because she is getting married and he can't let her to do something unpure like that (as i said, i think it was that, but i'm not sure) and Werther... is on the side... of that MONSTER!!! He literally comes to the judge and demands to release him, talks about how beautiful that was and how amazed he is by such deep devotion to her pureness and OH MY DEAR LORD I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!! You think i hate werther? NO! I'm using hate onl because there's no better word for it! If every single atom in the universe was pure hate multiplied to the size of the entire universe, THAT WOULDN?T BE THE QUADRILIONTH OF HATE I FEEL FOR THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR THE HUMAN BEING AND DISGUSTING PARASITE TO SOCIETY!!! Best part? He raised suicide rate in Germany after book was released and the AUTHOR HIMSELF when he was older and smarter admited he hated him, that he was young and stupid and he'dd never write some piece of shit like that. Bottomline: IF I WOULD BE OFFERED TO ERASE EITHER WERTHER OR SATAN FROM EXISTENCE, YOU BET YOUR ASS I'LL CHOOSE SATAN, BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE WHO CREATED WERTHER! AND HOPEFULLY BY ERASING HIM WERTHER WOULD DISAPEAR TOO! AND IF THAT WOULDN?T BE THE CASE, I'LL JUMP AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM AND HE WILL BRING JOY TO THE HATER KING WHEN I SEE LIGHT LEAVING HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND ANOTHER THING no, that's actually it, have a nice day.

I think that we would all agree that "Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiiiigaroooooo!" is one of, if not the most iconic and reckognizable aria sound of all time. Then why the hell there's so little of it on the internet? Every time i'm on internet looking for best of classical music or best of opera, Only like 1 out of 10 them includes it. Am i just that unlucky or is it something more?