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Solar panel companies prey on the elderly in Florida. The elderly end up locked in to 25 years and can't even sell their house unless the buyer agrees to take over the loan.

A monkey is running through the jungle screaming "Crisis! Crisis! Crisis!"

A wolf hears it and says "I couldn't care less about the crisis, I used to always eat meat and I will keep eating it"

The monkey keeps running through the jungle screaming "Crisis! Crisis! Crisis!"

A fox says "A don't care about the crisis, I used to always wear my fur coat and I will keep wearing it"

Then the monkey stops for a second and thinks to herself "That's a good point. What do I care about the crisis? I used to always go around butt naked and I will keep doing it either way"

>In reality, taxpayer-funded tablets have also been used for more lurid endeavors. In this exclusive City Journal investigation, we contacted dozens of death-row inmates, who told us that prisoners in the state system use such devices to watch pornography and have explicit sexual conversations. Some prisoners, according to a former high-ranking California corrections official, use their tablets to groom minors. Though the state has claimed to regulate explicit content, the inmates told us that users can easily evade detection.