u/Baihu_The_Curious

Pic is of me at a scientific conference.

#freemarkets

Thang u for your suppord. I agshilly love wimin, this os my storied.

Hello, I am real person live Unites States. His this happin you? I think so two, so I usem boknova and may the story!

Hello,

I am soliciting advice on caplock firearms, particularly what it feels like to load and fire one. I wish for it to be sensory and descriptive of the shape of percussion caps and the little protrusions they get seated on along with the muzzle loading process.

Does this work?

Antifa, once considered a rumor or the result of misclassifying legitimate US citizens as something alien, has seen a marked increase in reported sightings over the last ~1.75 years, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

"Antifa is a serious threat to democracy and this increase in reporting by my agency demonstrates the truth of the matter," said FBI Director Kash M. Patel. "Antifa has a tendency to target young, innocent voters at polling booths and, with election season coming up, I plan to deploy armed agents at the most vulnerable polling stations nationwide to protect public safety and ensure a fair election."

President Donald J. Trump added that Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) could be deployed to ensure that Antifa didn't dig its claws into the US election system. "(Antifa) is very weak, very cowardly. We can't ever find one because it hides—that's all it does when it's not hurting innocents. It will put good voters in danger. Great people. Great Christians, like me, but a little bit less. Very smart people with high IQs. We can't let Antifa endanger those people."

House Speaker Mike Johnson, when asked about the veracity of the FBI's reporting said, "I don't see any reason to question what is, arguably, the most scientifically rigorous FBI in American history. Such an audit would be a waste of taxpayer money, which should be spent on more noteworthy causes such as renovations of our country's historical landmarks and stabilizing democracy in the Middle East to prevent terrorist threats."

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries countered, "I'm sorry, but they're chasing after something they can't even define. What is an Antifa exactly? I've heard definitions from eldritch horror to wokester, but even those appear to be ill-defined concepts. So, why exactly are we paying for a massive deployment of armed enforcers nationwide?"

Thanks to modern technology, I am now a published author with dozens of books in the past year:

A Court of Thorns and Blood,

A Crown of Blood and Ash,

The Ashes of Ash and Blood,

A Throne of Blood and Thorns,

A Thorn of Ash and Blood,

A Blood of Thorns and Ash,

A Throne of Thorns and Thrones,

and many more!

As we all know, the hardest part of writing is deciding where things go, so prompting an AI to figure out the sentences that tell your story isn't cheating! That's like saying you need to play an instrument to be a great composer or you need to wash your dishes in order to be a great chef, which we know is clearly false!

I hope I can help you all get over your luddite-inspired fear of AI and join me in making a new gold standard for literature: quantity is the new quality!

Trial By Orbit wasn't just any book... It was a book where students attended an ELITE MILITARY ACADEMY.

Harry Potter knock-off you say? Anything but! As you can see by the excellent cover, that I'm still convinced was hand-drawn by renowned artist Kazuma Kiryu, it is anything *but* Hogsward. What are those dots of gold across the image? Why, that is obviously the golden mana that is so essential to the plot. You can tell that it was a human drawn image simply from that attention to detail and respect for the lore!

It had intense training, rivalries, teen smut, competition and, get this, orbital trials! The name of the book was foreshadowing! It doesn't get better than this!

Well, I was disappointed to see the AI disclosure. Betrayed even... But then I realized that such high quality work could *never* be sculpted purely by AI, so I will support this book in an effort to liberate my new fav author, Ms. Wonders Workshop from her forced self-slander.

Found on an abandoned sheet.

Never before have I met such a group of dullards as writingfeedback. I wonder if they can even read at all? No... I think they probably just plug my exquisite writing into the free LLM that does their thinking for them. Then, unable to even comprehend the prompt before them, they spew some gibberish about how I demeaned women by having my character call one a "cunt" or "whore" or something... Such sophisticated and verbose writing is clearly lost on them, since they have obviously never read books that follow bad people as POVs.

Anyway, my rant is over. I will go back to asking Chad Jippity, my favorite beta reader, their opinion. They are far more intelligent and appreciative of my sublime talent alongside another fellow named Claude (unsure of last name).