The time I called my manager a CUNT and got promoted...

Everytime I was scheduled, no matter if it was the morning, mid shift or evening, delivery would rock up literally 10 minutes after...

I was exhausted and some people who had set schedules were getting the easiest shifts ever and would get to leave early basically after doing fuck all...

I come in, and sure enough, delivery rocks up and it's like 40 cages...

I was so pissed off and my manager saw this, he asks what's wrong...

I kept telling him to just leave it as I was just so annoyed and just wanted to work, he keeps pressing me...

I explained to him that no matter what time I get in, I get lumbered with the delivery and that he always understaffs the team I'm on and then blames US when we can't get everything done and I'm getting so sick of it...

He adopts this massively condescending and patronising tone...

"But BattleSquidZ, this is just how it is, if you dont like it you know where the door is", while he has his coat on ready to leave...

I fucking explode at him and call him a smug, condescending CUNT and he sacks me on the spot...

I call him a CUNT a few more times as I'm packing my things to leave.

Well, the entire shop turned to actual shit in my absence, with multiple supervisors following me out of the door in the next few weeks...

I get a call like a month later saying that that manager was leaving and they will happily give me the supervisor role if I came back...

I did lmao

I got told that I massively upset him by calling him rude names LMAO

"He didn't have to call me a cunt 🥺"

😂😂😂

Absolute smug CUNT

TLDR - Called my manager a CUNT numerous times and got PROMOTED

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u/BattleSquidZ — 1 month ago

Getting an intensely itchy nose at the most inconvenient times...

I swear my nose rarely itches and when it does, it's never as intense as when I can't readily scratch it...

Put some gloves on to move a load of dirt and the second I put my hands in it, BAM, itchy nose...

Moving heavy furniture up and down some stairs, BAM, itchy nose

Someone about to take a picture, BAM, itchy nose

Holding a baby relative, BAM, itchy nose

Half way through a weight lifting session, BAM, itchy nose

FFS lmao

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u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago

Don't worry guys...

They brought Graham back from the dead with the most nonsensical and unbelievable excuse ever, if needed, they will just do the same thing with any character if its ever needed...

Seriously, what they did with Graham has made the show just plain silly now lmao

It's hardly invigorating when they just rewrite the rules on a whim...

Remember the drama when Graham "died", and they brought him back because "he felt bad" 😂🤦

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u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago

Adverts that have to use screaming to grab our attention

Has the creative juices run so dry that more and more ads have to resort to using SCREAMING to make their ads memorable?

It's so fucking obnoxious...

Corsodyl reusing the screaming ladies for a 2nd time as if it is the most genius ad that's ever been created

That gum advert with the mouth screaming on the guys head

Now esure with the screaming moose thing

Just trying to chill and these ads are on rotation every fucking 10 minutes , it's just infuriating...

"JuSt MuTe It WhEn ThEy CoMe On"

I'm not always in charge of the remote and sometimes it's nice just to have the TV on for background noise until one of those stupid ads come on

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u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago

Another stupid ad with obnoxious screaming

Is everyone running out of creative ideas and have to resort to audibly assaulting us to make their adverts memorable?

It's so fucking obnoxious

Just trying to chill and every ad break has a multitude of ads that are just fucking screaming

u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago

That loud lip smacking sound people make when they begin a sentence...

People on youtube do this all the time...

Do they do it deliberately because they think it makes them sound more intelligent or something, it's always people who are expressing their opinions on whatever subject they are talking about...

I can't do it unless I force it...

It's so fucking annoying, I have to turn off otherwise interesting videos because of it.

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u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago