That loud lip smacking sound people make when they begin a sentence...

People on youtube do this all the time...

Do they do it deliberately because they think it makes them sound more intelligent or something, it's always people who are expressing their opinions on whatever subject they are talking about...

I can't do it unless I force it...

It's so fucking annoying, I have to turn off otherwise interesting videos because of it.

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u/BattleSquidZ — 4 days ago

My co worker is such a wimp...

This guy brags all the time how he is "fully army trained"...

Yet, and I'm not joking, he cries anytime he had a morning shift...

The first few times he done it, he walked around like a zombie and was taking upto an hour to do a trolley and kept going to the back to cry, he got sent home multiple times for this cos it was just sad to look at and he wasn't helping much at all and customers were also complaining that he was incredibly blunt with them...

Despite all this, he managed to get promoted to supervisor...

On his first opening shift, he left the front door wide open and immediately went to the staff room...

He was found by the second guy to come in slumped over the table gently weeping to himself...

Gets sent home again

WTF!?

"Yh, I'm fully army trained and know how to restrain people, it was brutal but I got through it"

What, did his superiors give him mornings off because private wimpy "doesn't do mornings"?

Imagine him actually in a battle zone lmao

It's such a pathetic sob story cos I know he just stays up all night playing video games lmao, he is always online...

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u/BattleSquidZ — 14 days ago
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The weird obsessiveness of dog owners

I've seen this with other people who own dogs, but this is about a relative of mine...

When she comes round with her two whiny and yappy small dogs, they will become the subject of everything for the entire afternoon...

What they are like at home, everything she has done with the dogs in the time we don't see her, the same story of one of them eating a chocolate bar while she wasn't looking and they all had to go to the emergency vets...

Then, when they are all round, it's nothing but...

"Awwww look! He's looking at you!"

"Awwww look! He's wagging his tail!"

"Awwww look! He's following you!"

"Awwww, he's barking because he's trying to talk to you!"

IM NOT BLIND FFS, and my hearing is fully capable of hearing the fucking non stop barking, just stfu...

All the time

"Would you come with me to get the dogs baptised?"

BAPTISED

"Are you baptised?"

"Well, no, I just thought it would be really cool"

Everything is a fad with this relative and it's just borderline bizarre.

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u/BattleSquidZ — 20 days ago

Super hang-on

Wow, I just stumbled upon a playthrough on youtube and it took me right back to my childhood 🥹

I'm fairly certain this was the first, if not, one of the first games I ever played.

Never actually been able to beat it myself, I managed to complete the beginner (Africa) levels and bits of the advanced stages.

I was absolutely mesmerised and obsessed with the stage transitions where the background and colour palettes change.

If you stayed on the menu long enough, it would show a preview of every level in order, I used to just sit and watch it for hours on end lmao.

Ahhhh, I just thought I would put this on here cos that was such a stroll down memory lane.

u/BattleSquidZ — 1 month ago

I can't stand reels that abruptly cut to someone laughing at it...

An otherwise funny video is instantly ruined by a fucking THIEF just staring at the camera laughing and describing exactly what I just watched...

CONGRATULATIONS, you've just replaced a great reel with your thieving bullshit and made it 10x less funny...

Make your own reels you thieving scumbags

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u/BattleSquidZ — 1 month ago

That absolute dumbfuck expression people make when they are not paying attention to where they are going...

Looking everywhere but forward or face down on their phone, completely clueless of their own surroundings...

Say "excuse me" and it startles them and they pull the most gormless and soppy expression you can possibly imagine...

"WhO, Me? WhAaAaAaAaAaT?" 🤤

YES YOU, YOU DIPSHIT

In the interests of everyone's safety, including your own...

LOOK WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING

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u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago

When I'm saturated with rain or sweat and it's difficult to get undressed...

Bonus if I'm really hot, sweaty AND I'm soaked by rain, my clothes just leach onto my skin...

It's such a disgusting feeling and feels like I'm in a straightjacket...

Literally had to take a rest on a chair while trying to take my t shirt off lmao

Then my jeans don't budge and just compress into themselves and get stuck right at my feet...

So fucking Infuriating

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u/BattleSquidZ — 2 months ago