I’d like to once again thank our spineless sellout leadership of the great state of Louisiana! Can’t wait to have my windows rattle and then melt from rockets exploding. FML.
Well it’s a good thing that no one lives in these circles… oh wait… shit.
Graph from:
Edit: not broken url: https://www.theadvocate.com/acadiana/news/how-far-spacex-rocket-noise-may-travel-in-vermilion-parish/article\_8fa95f3f-6344-4cd4-aff9-edd80a6f618d.html
I was searching for a photo of Cajun / Acadian women’s historic clothing, and came across this illustration. Yall, we peaked, and need to go back.
My girl is wearing a comfy dress, no spanx, t**s out, smoking a big ole pipe, and hunting and eating berries. Hair fixed up? Nope, just throw a jaunty hat on!
A little belly pooch? Not a problem, throw a sash on and you’re fine.
This is everything we have lost by becoming Americanized. We have to go back yall. Look at those comfy flats! Honestly, we deserve nice things, and by nice things I mean comfy clothes.
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Image attribution

Figure 7: Jacques Grasset de Saint Sauveur, “Femme Acadienne” in Encyclopédie des Voyages, contenant l’abrégé historique des mœurs, usages, sciences, arts et commerce de tous les habillemens (Colas, 1796). Département Réserve des livres rares, G-5994, Bibliothèque nationale de France.
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There is absolutely no dignified way to make this post.
I have been dying for the Umbreon build a bear to come out and it released today online. I missed it the first time around. I click to order it and I learned something new: I’ve never actually heard umbreon’s voice before.
I have an entire collection of Umbreon plushies and figures and I just about died inside when I heard this voice. This scratchy cutesy little voice.
Why, this whole time, why did I always think that Umbreon had a voice like Batman? I’m talking Christopher Nolan’s the dark night “I am Batman” voice.
Umbreon is a dark type, so I guess my brain just filed it with the Dark Knight and the rest is history.
I was not emotionally prepared for the truth today. I don’t think I will ever recover from this knowledge that Umbreon does not the voice of a 3 pack a day grown man. I 100% ordered the voice box anyway! 😅
/s but for real the voice did surprise me
Blev en smaskig korvanrättning till lunch. Perfekt stekta korvar som jag avnjöt med en sallad. Mums
Edit: Tack för alla vänliga ord! Jag kommer fortsätta posta korvstekningslektioner lite då och då för att sprida glädje och kunskap kring denna ädla konst!
I try to rotate my kid’s bigger play sets around so that they all get a little play / a chance to take up space. Today was Bluey’s turn!
The Barbie dream house makes an excellent stand to put the smaller play sets so it makes a tower that’s just the right height for play!
(I think we have every character except for the teacher, the busker, and I believe Pom Pom. This of course means we have about 50 different Bluey’s bc of how the sets are made).
I finally have the foot!!! 🦶 I can not express how much joy these pins bring me. They’re so well made too!
Fun little alter of Oasis featuring Wonderwall.
Check out my other alters on instagram.
When Carl hears Syndicate Standard for the first time in book one he says it sounds like someone speaking with a thick Cajun accent.
Well, as a Cajun, that made me laugh! Then it made me wonder. How WOULD a Cajun accent end up as Syndicate Standard? If we match up what we learned in book 8 with what we should have learned in Grade 7, we get our answer!
(This theory is assuming you’re familiar already with the 7 years war / French and Indian War / La Grand Dérangement. This theory is dependent upon historical parallels being made).
What If the syndicates all have Cajun accents because ThEY ARE CAJUNS!
All of the inhabitants of the galaxy at the time of Dungeon Crawler World: Earth are >!descendants of the life rafts that the apothecary sent out to keep life going;!< just as the Cajuns were sent out to find a place where life could continue.
That would make the >!Apothecary!< the Acadians, and broadly those >!primals!< fighting against becoming a >!singularity!< French Canadians. Who would that make the >!Eulogist!<? The British Empire! >!Colonizing everyone into a singularly does feel very 1700s British Empire!<.
And finally who do we know who speaks with a fancy British accent? PRINCESS Donut! >!All primals are actually cats. That’s their true form. Cats!!< It’s been there since book 1 yall. It also explains why Matt hasn’t done a book signing in Louisiana because he’s >!scared we’re actually part of the syndicate bc he doesn’t understand our accent!<.
Oh yea, it all makes sense now!
/s obviously… or is it? 👑 🐱
Naturally, don’t unmute around your mom.
And it’s adorable.
I think they are but my partner thinks they are just good friends who swing. What do you think?
A crack pot theory about Roul 🦀 or a crab-pot theory you will.
What I love about these books is that they are horror masked under inappropriate humor. I couldn’t find the right word for it, was it a parody? A mockery? I think it’s a Travesty!
Specifically, I believe the dungeon is creating a Travesty: a grossly inferior imitation or an absurd, grotesque misrepresentation of something that is meant to be serious.
>!This story telling device is used again and again. The crack karens being a gross parody of the apothecary. The juicer and hoarder from the first book, and the treatment of IRL gods like Jesus. They’re all grossly inferior and absurd misrepresentations of serious topics that are within the context of the book, real.!<
>!I think I found another travesty: Raul the crab’s story. He is trying to ascend to the next level, to the heavenly throne. I believe that he is a travesty of the ascendancy, the battle between gods for supremacy. That the battle between the seals and crabs is a parody of the new gods (apito) and old gods (nekhbet) fighting.!<
>!If this is true, then Raul’s story arc reveals the story for the next book, for the ascendancy. I think there will be a battle between Sheol and the gods in the next book, just as there was in Cuba.!<
>!Just as Carl tried to avoid the crab and seal battle, Carl and team will try to avoid the ascendancy. Ultimately, however, Carl has to be involved in the God ascendancy to stop the battle and save the other crawlers. Why, because he was the one who jacked off Raul! (He figuratively made it happen)!<
>!If this is true, then I am terrified about what the symbolism of Roul’s children being sacrificed means for the ascendancy. I suspect that the children in Lucia Mar will be sacrificed during the ascendancy, and that Carl will be the one to kill her, but their deaths will stop the ascendancy and save everyone else in the crawl or perhaps the pineapple caberet.!<
>!A very absurd twist could also be that Raul’s story was not an allegory for the ascendancy, and that when he ascended he literally became a god, and is eligible, and will win the celestial throne? Why? Because he will not kowtow! Kowtow literally means to bow down; he bows to no one!!< >!🦀!<>! !<>!👑!<
I feel like that Labubu is about to make someone else’s tragedy their entire personality.
We’re grilling up some meat today and I went to go fix some bbq sauce, and I realized, this might belong here! I mix jack miller’s (it’s got that taste!) and cane syrup. The can syrup cuts the acidity of the Jack miller and adds some sugar to caramelize on the meat. Can you even get these products outside of Louisiana?
Happy 4th of July to my fellow cooyons!
From a comic book from the 1940s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantomah
