u/Capable_Librarian495

Original post; https://old.reddit.com/r/theories/comments/1tz8mgy/did_adam_eve_have_a_belly_button_yes_the_easter/

In Australia, viruses are introduced to cull the invasive rabbit populations but because of their advanced unique ’double disc’ placenta they evolve to be resistant to viruses 🦠 very quickly. I believe God implanted an upright walking ape (our last common ancestor with chimpanzees, gorillas etc) into the giant prehistoric rabbit 🐇 the Nuralagus rex and introduced viruses one by one while the prehuman ape foetus was in utero and these viruses slowly had the effect of creating language by becoming immune to {for example} hepatitis A, B, C etc and that’s how we learned our ABC’s. The virus proteins created side effect such as bacteria 🧫 and a 26 faced bacteriophage shaped like a rhombicuboatahedron evolved to eat the bacteria, this is the 26 alphabet language many humans use throughout history. The rabbit placenta has a double disc design acting as a filter, this is how we gained our language centre’s in our left hemisphere but for people who have it in their right side, like Eve who was a copy made from Adam, a wire crossed when she understood the alkaloid constitutes of the forbidden 🚫 fruit. This is when mechanical ⚙️ plants 🌱 became magical 🧙 pants 👖

Genesis 3:21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

But there was one virus that could not be gained immunity to. I will call this the IRA virus 🦠 You see, 26 million years ago, Ireland was a subtropical paradise and this was where Eden was actually located. The IRA virus can be condensed to a single sentence, “Well, what are you doin’ askin’ me where I put sometin’ ten yeats la-terM?” This is what the female rabbit said to her mate when he accused her of infidelity by Gabriel inserting her with God’s spermatozoa. Repeat this phrase in any accent and it will become an Irish accent.

The rabbit population is infected by the Shope papilloma virus 🦠 which causes keratin spiky facial tumours. It cannot gain immunity yet because it is an unenveloped virus and it gave rise to the mythical unicorn 🦄 bunny 🐰 the Al Miraj and the reindeer bunny the jackalope. The Al Miraj contains the letters IRA; al mIRAj which means The Ascension and is the name of the prophet’s night journey from Mecca 🕋 to Jerusalem. The m and j left over are Mary and Joseph. The jackalope is like the christian Santa’s reindeer and single horn is the muslim version.

God created them in clay land and there is a Scottish clan Cleeland which means Clay Land.

https://www.scotclans.com/blogs/clans-c2/clelland-crest-coats-of-arms?srsltid=AfmBOoohzLyT64-6003vS4KeyGKuCLWITWIY-I06yk7IOvLygNhNUlcv

The Cleeland coat of arms features two hounds flanking a hare hiding 😶‍🌫️ in azure coloured harebells and a leather falconer’s glove with a falcon perched upon it. This falcon preys on the dove 🕊️icon of the holy spirit. Who is hunting the hare? The four horsemen. The hounds belong to the red horsemen, the azure harebells belong to the black horsemen famine as they conceal the game and are edible but have no nutritional value. The falcon and glove belongs to the pale green horsemen death and there is s skeleton hand in the glove. The hunting horn around the hare's neck belongs to the white horsemen Conquest. The cunning hare stole it. If the white horsemen reacquires it, then the hare must become the Al Miraj in order to ward off the hounds and falcon.

The Cleelands motto ‘Non Sibi’ is deliberately mistranslated to ‘for sport’. For sport would actually be ‘Pro Ludo’ for the game or ‘Ad Ludum’ ‘to the game’ and if you were a spartan (who are the tribe of Dan) could also mean ‘to school’ since gladiatorial school was school for them in the same way Sunday school was once the only schooling kids received.

Not for himself is from the bible; And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.

The Cleelands were foresters for Clan Douglas. The Douglas’s secretly run the world and are in alliance with the jinn as their motto is the salamander 🦎 in a ring of fire 🔥

https://www.scotsconnection.com/clan_crests/douglas.htm

Their motto is ‘never behind’ as in defiance to Mathew 16:23; But He turned and said unto Peter, “Get thee behind Me, Satan! Thou art an offense unto Me; for thou savorest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.”

So we are in a deadlock where Judaism ✡️ is the past, christianity ✝️ is the present and islam ☪️ is the future in a never ending cycle 🔁 Alexander The Great was awarded an Al Miraj for killing a dragon 🐉 but this was simply a diseased bunny as he worshipped the Greek gods and so his corpus callosum was split in two and he was told it was an Al Miraj but wasn’t, the dragon was just an alligator 🐊

The white horseman Conquest must take the hunting horn back and blow it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%CA%BCinich_Janaab%CA%BC_Pakal#/media/File:Pacal_the_Great_tomb_lid.svg

The image mistaken for an ancient astronaut 🧑‍🚀 is really King 🤴🏽 Pakal at the world tree ready to descend into the underworld to be reborn as the corn 🌽 god in an endless cycle 🔁 but also as a solar god. Donald Trump recently mandated that Coca-Cola had to use raw brown cane sugar even though he himself drinks diet coke and has a coke delivery 🚚 button in his office. Apparently even the Trump administration knows that the corn 🌽 god has broken the birth death cycle 🔁 since 2012.

“The only known corn varieties that fix their own nitrogen are traditional landraces collectively known as Sierra Mixe (or Olotón) maize, originating from the mountains of Oaxaca, Mexico. [1, 2, 3]

How It Works Instead of relying entirely on synthetic fertilizer, these plants produce aerial roots that secrete a sugar-rich gel (mucilage). This gel creates a low-oxygen environment that attracts bacteria to convert atmospheric nitrogen into a usable, natural fertilizer. This unique symbiotic system supplies the plant with up to (30)% to (82)% of its nitrogen needs.”

The corn god Centeōtl learned how to make its own corn syrup or to make its bed 🛌 and sleep in it.