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reddit.comDrake the Type of Slow-Mo Sally to have the camera cut to a slow-motion close-up of his mouth as he says a word Kendrick hates
How did Engel...?
How did Engel go from warden of a prison camp in the backend of Croatia to general of the whole Nazi army in a matter of months? Especially when a mass breakout happened on her watch
[Funny trope] Character who murders and tortures people without a second thought but they draw the line at being rude
Reservoir Dogs - Mr. Blonde brutally tortures a cop for shits and giggles with the intent to light him on fire when he's done, when mere hours earlier he was chewing Mr. Pink out for not tipping their waitress
GTA V - Trevor gets mad at Wade for calling a girl a bitch as if he didn't stomp her boyfriend to death right in front of her just a minute ago
Utopia - In the first scene of the show, Arby murders three people in a comic book shop without even flinching but then gives Lee a disapproving look for lighting a cigarette indoors
[Comedy trope] Character with quotes so dumb they're genius
Philomena Cunk
Leslie Nielsen in any comedy movie
Mayor West from Family Guy
The Orkz from Warhammer 40k
Michael Scott from The Office
Drake the Type of Nagging Nancy to say 'Are we there yet?' over and over on a road trip
"Come. Walk by my side"
Dialogue in slide 12:
The day before: "You should know this about my uncle. When he hatched, his horns grew in over his eyes. It's a birth defect, it just happens to some hatchlings. It might look creepy but I promise he's a lovely guy when you get to know him, so just try be calm around him."
Character survives because they saw the red flags early on and just bailed
Better Call Saul - Manuel Varga constantly warned his son Nacho to walk out on the Cartel and go to the police because they're going to get him killed. Even when the Salamancas tried strongarming him into letting them set up in his shop, he stood firm and told them to leave. He winds up being one of the few people to survive the Gus-Cartel feud because he realized the only way to win the criminal game was not to play
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Before season 7 came out) - When Ahsoka was framed for bombing the Jedi Temple and silencing a witness, the council expelled her from the order and handed her over to the Senate to stay on their good side. Then when her name was cleared, they gave a very disingenuous apology for it, saying 'the Force was just testing her' to wash their hands of it. Seeing the council weren't willing to own up to their own bullshit, Ahsoka denied their offer to come back and left the Temple. This saved her life when Order 66 rolled around and all the Jedi were killed by the Clones
Marble Hornets - Jodi is a historian that Alex and Jay interview on the history of Rosswood Hospital. When Alex tries convincing her to join them as they trespass on the site to explore it, she says no and goes home. This ends up saving her life as Jay and Alex go to the hospital and are never seen again
Drake the Type of Flustered Florence to try talk to his crush but get so nervous he starts talking gibberish
Mace Windu tells Anakin "keep an eye on your friend Palpatine"
Anakin says "And you keep an eye on your pal Friendpatine"
Geology rocks
But geography is where it's at
The characters can tell something's wrong because the asshole is being nice for once
Terminator 2 - John phones his stepparents despite not liking them to make sure they're okay. Janelle is strangely nice and motherly to him on the phone which is their first giveaway that she's really the T1000 trying to lure John home so it can kill him
Treasure Planet - Amelia and Delbert are beefing with each other for most of the movie. Amelia gets injured and Delbert starts to worry she might have a fever. She gets woozy and tells Delbert 'You have wonderful eyes', to which Delbert cries out 'She's lost her mind!'
Derry Girls - At a funeral, the girls realize that they accidentally brought Michelle's pot-scones to the wake instead of normal scones. The dead giveaway is Grandpa Joe, who hates his son-in-law Gerry's guts, walking up to him and saying 'I think you're doing a fine job'
Fosters Home - An army of Bloo copycat imaginary friends get dumped at the home, and Mac tries to figure out which one is the real Bloo. Once he's narrowed it down to two of them, one of the two goes on an emotional monologue about how Mac is his best friend. This ironically proves he's the fake because the real Bloo is never that sappy.
A zombie from my dark fantasy setting that eats magic. They used to be normal people until a group of local wizards tried using magic as an artificial flavouring. All it did was mutate their customers from the inside out and drive them mad with hunger.
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches, the other watches cells
My mate has a deep fascination with the Roman Empire
Because he too would like to be destroyed by Goths
Did you hear the one about the decommissioned airplane?
It wouldn't fly today
My mate pitched me his invention of glass coffins. He thinks it'll be a hit
Remains to be seen