If you were an SDN subscriber, what stupid problem would you have them solve?
And who would be the best hero for it?
Mine would probably be something like "My car broke down while I was on my way to making a food delivery. I've gotta complete it or I won't be able to afford to fix my car! Send someone, quickly!"
(We'll set aside that the money used to subscribe to SDN could probably pay for the repair.)
Hopefully they'd send Flambae so he can keep the food warm and ideally not burn it.