I dug through a year of NYC crash data. What’s actually killing people isn't what Reddit fights about
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I dug through a year of NYC crash data. What’s actually killing people isn't what Reddit fights about

I recently went down a massive rabbit hole looking at NYC’s official crash data from the last 12 months. In total, there were about 85,000 reported crashes across the city.

A few things jumped out at me immediately, and honestly, none of them are the things people constantly argue about in the comment sections.

First, let's look at what kinds of vehicles are actually getting into these crashes:

  • Cars and SUVs: They make up roughly 7 out of every 10 vehicles involved.
  • Trucks, buses, and vans: About 9%.
  • Bikes, e-bikes, and scooters COMBINED: Only around 5%.

The massive "e-bike vs. everyone" war you see online is basically two tiny slices of the pie yelling at each other, while regular old sedans and SUVs quietly make up 70% of the actual problem.

But here is the part that really stuck with me. Those crashes killed a little over 200 people during the year. When you break down who died, the numbers look like this:

  • Pedestrians : 112
  • Drivers and passengers: 85
  • Cyclists : 26

Think about that: pedestrians make up less than 1 in 5 of the total injuries, but they are the single biggest group when it comes to deaths. Getting hurt or banged up in a crash is usually something that happens to people inside cars. But actually dying in a crash is very often a walking thing. Seeing those numbers definitely changed how I look at crossing the street, even when I have the walk sign.

If you're wondering where all this is happening, the worst roads in the city by raw crash count are the big highways. The Belt Parkway took the number one spot with 993 crashes in a year, followed by the LIE, the BQE, and the Grand Central Parkway. If you want to avoid the single worst intersection in the entire city, stay away from the Grand Central Parkway at Jewel Avenue in Queens.

When you break it down by borough, Brooklyn takes the crown for the most crashes (around 23,600), followed closely by Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. Staten Island is the quietest by a mile with only about 2,700 crashes though it’s also the smallest borough, so that’s not exactly something to brag about.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 days ago
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The #1 thing New Yorkers complain to the city about isn't rats or noise — it's illegally parked cars. 606,000 times last year.

I pulled all ~3.9 million 311 complaints New Yorkers filed over the last year and ranked them. The single most-complained-about thing in the entire city, by a wide margin: illegal parking — 606,107 complaints, about 1,660 a day.

That beats noise. It beats heat-and-hot-water during winter. It beats rats, potholes, dirty streets — everything.

Widen it to all car stuff — illegal parking, blocked driveways, derelict/abandoned vehicles, vehicle noise — and you get ~954,000 complaints. Nearly a quarter (24.5%) of every single 311 call in NYC is about cars. In the most car-dependent neighborhoods it's closer to half: Long Island City ~48%, Bay Ridge 41%, Bensonhurst 34%.

Fair nuance so nobody @'s me: a lot of these are cars-vs-cars — people mad about a double-parked truck, a blocked hydrant, someone in their driveway. But that's exactly the point. That much conflict is the symptom of cramming too many cars into too little curb. It's the friction of over-supplying car storage, logged a million times a year.

And the same streets don't just generate complaints — they generate bodies. Last 12 months: cars injured 8,605 pedestrians and 5,075 cyclists, and killed 132 people walking or biking. 80,000+ reported crashes.

So what? Whenever someone asks "is there really public demand to take space back from cars?" — the answer is sitting in the data, screaming. New Yorkers file more complaints about cars than about anything else in the city. A million times a year. The loudest, most-repeated signal in all of NYC's civic data is people fed up with how much room we've handed to cars. Right-sizing our streets isn't a fringe ask — it's the majority, already yelling for it, one 311 call at a time.

(Data: NYC Open Data — 311 Service Requests + Motor Vehicle Collisions, trailing 12 months.)

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 5 days ago
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311 keeps closing reports of planter in bike lane

UPDATE: Planter is back where it belongs (for now). Thanks for all your suggestions! And if you were the king/queen that moved it, hats off to you!

Forgive me for being a Karen, but I’ve submitted 5 reports over the course of 2 weeks for a daylighting planter that’s blocking the bike lane, and nearly each time it’s closed without action in two hours.

I say nearly every time because it was actually rectified after the first report (but moved back into the bike lane after a couple days). Today I filed a report at like 4:30, only to be closed without action at 7:30. Filed again just now.

Now, I’m aware 311 is useless. But I’m petty, and hoping that some day in the future there will be an analysis identifying the most incapable precincts using this data.

So if anyone wants to join in submitting reports for it, here’s the info:
- 71 smith st (smith and state, right outside Debutea)
- **illegal parking (blocking bike lane)
- recurring problem -> yes

** if you know of a better option in the app, pls let me know.

I also reported to NYC DOT. Had to use the customer service form because pretty much every complaint option listed on their website directs you to 311 🙃 would love to hear if anyone else has found a better way to get these issues resolved.

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 6 days ago
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People who walk or run on the bike side of the Williamsburg bridge

Nobody likes you and I hope that you have a terrible rest of your day!

Edit : pedestrians who enter the bike path on purpose from the Brooklyn side.
These people deserve no grace!

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 9 days ago
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What would a post-BQE NYC look like?

I love these forward thinking editorials, because they get people thinking---and talking. But in this Streetsblog editorial, amidst the worth history lesson, he sort of neglects the future part. How would traffic flow in a post-BQE NYC?

I don't need hard answers here. But as a fan of sci-fi and speculative fiction, I'm wondering about some possible futures in a post-BQE NYC.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 10 days ago

Mikal Bridges brings his dog to Knicks’ championship parade

Genuine question. This pit bull and his thug owner attacked me and my Yorkie last week.
How do we make sure these degenerates never get into my local Whole Foods? I’m a native New Yorker and I went to school here too.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 17 days ago
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To the father of the toddler who ran into the bike lane...

RANT

Southbound 4th Ave in Brooklyn, just passed 16th street before the Gowanus overpass. Red light up ahead so I'm just rolling and see a father lose his child's hand, said child run right into the bike lane and I'm forced to slam the brakes. Mind you, this man makes ZERO attempt to chase after the child, speak, shout, or DO ANYTHING AT ALL TO PRESERVE HIS CHILD'S LIFE. I watched this happen in real time, he stood there looking like a silent Looney Tunes cartoon going "Oh no!" I stop in time and thankfully riders behind me also react in time.

So we're all awkwardly standing there as the child is STILL in the bike lane, being... well a child. The father is still frozen, hasn't said a word, hasn't moved a muscle. All he did was stare and did not move. As a father myself, I snapped.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT ME FOR? GET YOUR CHILD. PARENT YOUR FUCKING CHILD. DO YOU NOT WANT HIM ANYMORE? I CAN CALL CPS DIPSHIT. MOVE!"

I unfortunately frighten the child, but the guy stood there for a solid 20 seconds not saying a word or moving. Child scrambles back to his father and the man is suddenly dispelled from his trance. He barely eeks out "It was an accident..."

PARENT. YOUR. FUCKING. CHILD. Look yourself in the mirror and admit that you fucked up BAD today and I know for a FACT that you did not tell his mother that you let that happened because you'd never hear the end of it.

endrant

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u/6ftphotographer — 19 days ago
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ZOHRAN WAS AT THE PARADE!!!

Significant upgrade from Cuomo’s appearance last year

EDIT: Jose Alvarado too 🇵🇷

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u/ElleYeah — 17 days ago
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Stop offering over ask for rentals

You’re ruining it for everyone… raising the prices across the board and landlords now expect bidding wars on their listings.

That’s it. That’s the rant.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 21 days ago
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How you y'all get over that initial fear?

So I'm an older dude (47) who just never did anything on wheels as a kid. No bikes, scooters, rollerblades, etc. The place I used to work at they were basically giving away ebikes and I got one, and I was just terrified of it. I took some of those free lesson and I think I got the hang of it, but I just avoided doing anything on that bike. This was in Brooklyn and when I moved to Manhattan, I handed off the bike to a coworker.

Then they started giving away e-scooters at my old company and I got my hands on two, one for my GF (now ex) and for me with the idea that we'd both be able to have fun with them. We only went out once with them and didnt bother for various reasons. Well she's gone, I got these damn scooters here and I'm going to do something with them.

But damn it, it's just so nerve-wracking. I've come to realize that since I was always a fat kid, it's very weird for me to feel my body just moving at a fast face. I went snow tubing at Camelback two years back and I was just panicking. Then there's the whole worrying about cars and then that constant dread of "OMG are people watching me barely riding this thing??!"

So any tips on how to get this monkey off my back so I can use this scooter that's just taking up space in my apartment?

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 24 days ago
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Loud plane over Bensonhurst

DID ANYONE ELSE hear a loud plane or something and it felt like it was way too close, I then heard some police sirens a few moments after IM SCARED WHAT WAS THAT

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 27 days ago
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All vehicles found parked within a 5 block zone around MSG towed out of the area (30th-35th St, 6th-8th Ave) which are completely closed to all traffic except pedestrian ticket holders ahead of Game 3

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 27 days ago
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Get Ready for Helicopter Hell

I'm sure many people remember the constant helicopters flying over the neighborhood last year when the Ryder Cup golf match was being played at Shinnecock Hills Golf Course in South Hampton. 3 solid days of nonstop helicopters. Well next week the US Open Golf Championship is being played at 8th same course, Shinnecock Hills. This time there it is going to be for 6 days, June 15-21. I really hope I'm wrong but I think it is going to be a replay of last fall.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 27 days ago
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Unleashed dog on WEA yesterday around noon

Harrowing to watch, big black dog was gleefully running up along the east side of the avenue on the sidewalk from 96th to 99th st then turned right and ran toward Broadway. Dog owners are increasingly irresponsible and out of control. Anyone know if the pup is ok? It should be taken away and given to a better owner IMO.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 28 days ago
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A PSA ON DOG ETIQUETTE FROM A CONCERNED NEIGHBOR

Hi friends, I just wanted to leave a quick post. Ariel here. I'm a former dog owner, and I recently put down my dog.

I'm sick of the decrease in dog etiquette recently. I was recently on the 1 train and there were not one but TWO dogs, with one of them being unleashed.

Dogs aren't meant to be on the subway. Dogs are supposed to be on leashes in crowded parks. Dogs aren't supposed to be in packed restaurants.

Thank you.

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u/Ariel-Friedman1 — 1 month ago
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I’m legitimately impressed at how pathetic this Maintenance of Traffic plan is for bikes under the BQE

You enter at the red and are supposed to intuit that you’ve gotta go all the way to the green, not proceed on course.

They literally bought a concrete barrier and two bikes-right signs and patted themselves on the back.

I can’t be the only one who has gone straight down the parking roadway, right?

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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Car blocks 2 crosswalks

And the lady gets out of her car ‘Don’t you LIKE my car!’ And goes into a restaurant.

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago