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Cars are using the horse-stable ramp off the eastbound Belt Parkway in Brooklyn to cut through the greenway , someone's going to get killed. How do I get DOT to put up a barrier?

Driving home tonight I watched two cars beat traffic on the eastbound Belt Parkway by taking the ramp for the horse stables just past Exit 11N, then driving straight onto the greenway and down the path to the next exit.

I've had this exact thing happen to me while I was riding there, and tonight I saw it again from my car. It's not a one-off. Drivers have figured out this shortcut and are treating a pedestrian/bike path like an open highway lane.

All it would take to stop it is a proper barrier (bollards or a gate) at that ramp so cars physically can't get onto the greenway.

Does anyone know the fastest way to actually get this in front of NYC DOT so they'll install one? File a 311 complaint? Contact the local council member or community board? Trying to get it fixed before someone gets hit.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/WxcdCFTihhN8ztxD7

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 22 days ago
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What happened in front of the library last night?

It’s disgusting… this doesn’t show all of the broken glass everywhere. Can’t we just all respect one another and not treat our common space like a landfill?

EDIT: looked it up, there was another reggaeton concert with DJ Max Glazer… remember a similar mess the last time he performed here (6/26), here's a pic I took the morning after: https://imgur.com/a/GqvcNKs

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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Surreal

I’m at a loss for words.

I’m crossing Astoria Blvd North to the overpass by 79th Street. On my bike and I’m wearing a KN95 today. (Should say DOT bike map says bikes should use the crosswalk and sidewalk to cross here)

There is a driver half stopped in the crosswalk a full car length over the line. This is a pretty frequent occurrence at the intersection. Drivers go too fast and try to make the light only to stop last minute. (It’s so bad my son an I take bets on how many cars will run the red)

So. As I cross I make eye contact with the driver so he does try to jump the light (another frequent occurrence here) and kill me. As I go past he just gives me the finger.

I. Did. Nothing.

I will admit. I have aggroed drivers in the past. But not this time.

It was so out of nowhere I stopped (safely on the curb at this point) and gesture wtf.

He then rolls down his window to call me a Libtard with my fucking bicycle and my stupid mask on. So angry.

I say the mask is for the smoke from the wild fires.

Oh the fucking wildfires! He says back, like the sun isn’t red today and the air tastes like BBQ.

He almost runs the red into traffic while he’s yelling.

Light turns green. He speeds off.

What the hell?

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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Stop parking in Zipcar Spots

People need to stop parking in clearly marked zipcar spots. If you think it’s hard finding parking now, how much worse would it be if all the people who rent cars decided to buy cause they can never park in designated spots???

For the love of god, please don’t make me buy a car!

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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What to expect from street cleaning?

I use 77th Street to get from Central Park to the Hudson River Greenway, and I’ve had three flats over the past year from glass. On July 10, I submitted two 311 complaints (broken glass and inadequate street sweeping). Both were closed by the following afternoon saying there was “no condition at the location.”

So after they were closed I walked the route myself. There wasn’t a pile of glass, but there were still multiple pieces in the bike lane. See attached pics (with a Levain cookie for scale) for what was in the first half of the block west of Columbus Avenue. It can be hard to see/avoid these in this narrow lane.

For reference, the south side is scheduled for mechanical street sweeping on Tue/Fri from 11am to 12pm. I’m curious what reasonable expectation should be here in terms of thoroughness of cleaning? And would timestamped photos taken right after the scheduled cleaning window (showing that sharp debris remains in the bike lane) be enough evidence to ask for a more meaningful cleaning standard? Should a bike lane be expected to have no clearly visible glass immediately after sweeping? Maybe there is some practical reason the mechanical sweeper misses these pieces, but presumably a human doing an additional pass would see what I saw.

I feel like this is not a crazy request given this is one of the main ways of getting from the park to the greenway, at least until they make 72nd a proper protected bike corridor. I have thought about this for only a handful of minutes so what am i missing?

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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Illegal Parking / Entilement

I’m pretty tired of all the illegal parking in the neighborhood. I’m also annoyed with how some of the DOT signs in the neighborhood.
Business owners cry about bike lanes then turn around and park illegally or have entitlement from DOT

Henry St - the pizza place between Carroll St and 1st - that white Oldsmobile never moves. Never gets a ticket. There is also a car I assume of a worker constantly in front of the hydrant- for hours

Hicks St @ President- the plumbing place has a truck parking only sign on Hicks there from DOT. Why do they need it? They have garage for parking on President. They don’t sell plumbing supply like the plumbing place up the street so why do they get that spot? It’s personal parking.

Henry St @ Union - the bakery got a truck parking only sign on Henry St. but when they get delivery the trucks stay on Union at the hydrant. They also put up a home made sign to hold the spot for garbage pick up. It’s personal parking.

Court St between Union and President- the bakery has multiple cars parked in Court St all day long with an apron or pastry box in the window. They never get tickets.

Random 311 calls do nothing.

I suggest a full list of all the chronic illegal parkers in the neighborhood is compiled and we flood 311 with 100s of reports until DOT or NYPD cracks down.

That’s my take

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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Ice cream van blocking entrance to Central Park

Reported them to 311 which reports they’ve given them summonses 3 times but they’re always still there !

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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Extremely foul smell in 7th ave station

I just got back from travels and immediately noticed the immensely foul smell in 7th ave station. Smells like hot rotten garbage mixed with piss and vomit.

Anyone know what happened? Im not that sensitive to smells but just standing there makes me nauseous.

Edit: 7ave for F and G to be precise.
And this is definitely not just my nose being on vacation mode. Ive returned to this station time and time again after traveling and it’s never been this bad. At worst it would just be the smell of old piss.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 1 month ago
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I dug through a year of NYC crash data. What’s actually killing people isn't what Reddit fights about

I recently went down a massive rabbit hole looking at NYC’s official crash data from the last 12 months. In total, there were about 85,000 reported crashes across the city.

A few things jumped out at me immediately, and honestly, none of them are the things people constantly argue about in the comment sections.

First, let's look at what kinds of vehicles are actually getting into these crashes:

  • Cars and SUVs: They make up roughly 7 out of every 10 vehicles involved.
  • Trucks, buses, and vans: About 9%.
  • Bikes, e-bikes, and scooters COMBINED: Only around 5%.

The massive "e-bike vs. everyone" war you see online is basically two tiny slices of the pie yelling at each other, while regular old sedans and SUVs quietly make up 70% of the actual problem.

But here is the part that really stuck with me. Those crashes killed a little over 200 people during the year. When you break down who died, the numbers look like this:

  • Pedestrians : 112
  • Drivers and passengers: 85
  • Cyclists : 26

Think about that: pedestrians make up less than 1 in 5 of the total injuries, but they are the single biggest group when it comes to deaths. Getting hurt or banged up in a crash is usually something that happens to people inside cars. But actually dying in a crash is very often a walking thing. Seeing those numbers definitely changed how I look at crossing the street, even when I have the walk sign.

If you're wondering where all this is happening, the worst roads in the city by raw crash count are the big highways. The Belt Parkway took the number one spot with 993 crashes in a year, followed by the LIE, the BQE, and the Grand Central Parkway. If you want to avoid the single worst intersection in the entire city, stay away from the Grand Central Parkway at Jewel Avenue in Queens.

When you break it down by borough, Brooklyn takes the crown for the most crashes (around 23,600), followed closely by Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. Staten Island is the quietest by a mile with only about 2,700 crashes though it’s also the smallest borough, so that’s not exactly something to brag about.

NYC Intel

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago
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The #1 thing New Yorkers complain to the city about isn't rats or noise — it's illegally parked cars. 606,000 times last year.

I pulled all ~3.9 million 311 complaints New Yorkers filed over the last year and ranked them. The single most-complained-about thing in the entire city, by a wide margin: illegal parking — 606,107 complaints, about 1,660 a day.

That beats noise. It beats heat-and-hot-water during winter. It beats rats, potholes, dirty streets — everything.

Widen it to all car stuff — illegal parking, blocked driveways, derelict/abandoned vehicles, vehicle noise — and you get ~954,000 complaints. Nearly a quarter (24.5%) of every single 311 call in NYC is about cars. In the most car-dependent neighborhoods it's closer to half: Long Island City ~48%, Bay Ridge 41%, Bensonhurst 34%.

Fair nuance so nobody @'s me: a lot of these are cars-vs-cars — people mad about a double-parked truck, a blocked hydrant, someone in their driveway. But that's exactly the point. That much conflict is the symptom of cramming too many cars into too little curb. It's the friction of over-supplying car storage, logged a million times a year.

And the same streets don't just generate complaints — they generate bodies. Last 12 months: cars injured 8,605 pedestrians and 5,075 cyclists, and killed 132 people walking or biking. 80,000+ reported crashes.

So what? Whenever someone asks "is there really public demand to take space back from cars?" — the answer is sitting in the data, screaming. New Yorkers file more complaints about cars than about anything else in the city. A million times a year. The loudest, most-repeated signal in all of NYC's civic data is people fed up with how much room we've handed to cars. Right-sizing our streets isn't a fringe ask — it's the majority, already yelling for it, one 311 call at a time.

(Data: NYC Open Data — 311 Service Requests + Motor Vehicle Collisions, trailing 12 months.)

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago
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311 keeps closing reports of planter in bike lane

UPDATE: Planter is back where it belongs (for now). Thanks for all your suggestions! And if you were the king/queen that moved it, hats off to you!

Forgive me for being a Karen, but I’ve submitted 5 reports over the course of 2 weeks for a daylighting planter that’s blocking the bike lane, and nearly each time it’s closed without action in two hours.

I say nearly every time because it was actually rectified after the first report (but moved back into the bike lane after a couple days). Today I filed a report at like 4:30, only to be closed without action at 7:30. Filed again just now.

Now, I’m aware 311 is useless. But I’m petty, and hoping that some day in the future there will be an analysis identifying the most incapable precincts using this data.

So if anyone wants to join in submitting reports for it, here’s the info:
- 71 smith st (smith and state, right outside Debutea)
- **illegal parking (blocking bike lane)
- recurring problem -> yes

** if you know of a better option in the app, pls let me know.

I also reported to NYC DOT. Had to use the customer service form because pretty much every complaint option listed on their website directs you to 311 🙃 would love to hear if anyone else has found a better way to get these issues resolved.

u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago
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People who walk or run on the bike side of the Williamsburg bridge

Nobody likes you and I hope that you have a terrible rest of your day!

Edit : pedestrians who enter the bike path on purpose from the Brooklyn side.
These people deserve no grace!

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago
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What would a post-BQE NYC look like?

I love these forward thinking editorials, because they get people thinking---and talking. But in this Streetsblog editorial, amidst the worth history lesson, he sort of neglects the future part. How would traffic flow in a post-BQE NYC?

I don't need hard answers here. But as a fan of sci-fi and speculative fiction, I'm wondering about some possible futures in a post-BQE NYC.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago

Mikal Bridges brings his dog to Knicks’ championship parade

Genuine question. This pit bull and his thug owner attacked me and my Yorkie last week.
How do we make sure these degenerates never get into my local Whole Foods? I’m a native New Yorker and I went to school here too.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago
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To the father of the toddler who ran into the bike lane...

RANT

Southbound 4th Ave in Brooklyn, just passed 16th street before the Gowanus overpass. Red light up ahead so I'm just rolling and see a father lose his child's hand, said child run right into the bike lane and I'm forced to slam the brakes. Mind you, this man makes ZERO attempt to chase after the child, speak, shout, or DO ANYTHING AT ALL TO PRESERVE HIS CHILD'S LIFE. I watched this happen in real time, he stood there looking like a silent Looney Tunes cartoon going "Oh no!" I stop in time and thankfully riders behind me also react in time.

So we're all awkwardly standing there as the child is STILL in the bike lane, being... well a child. The father is still frozen, hasn't said a word, hasn't moved a muscle. All he did was stare and did not move. As a father myself, I snapped.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT ME FOR? GET YOUR CHILD. PARENT YOUR FUCKING CHILD. DO YOU NOT WANT HIM ANYMORE? I CAN CALL CPS DIPSHIT. MOVE!"

I unfortunately frighten the child, but the guy stood there for a solid 20 seconds not saying a word or moving. Child scrambles back to his father and the man is suddenly dispelled from his trance. He barely eeks out "It was an accident..."

PARENT. YOUR. FUCKING. CHILD. Look yourself in the mirror and admit that you fucked up BAD today and I know for a FACT that you did not tell his mother that you let that happened because you'd never hear the end of it.

endrant

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u/6ftphotographer — 2 months ago
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ZOHRAN WAS AT THE PARADE!!!

Significant upgrade from Cuomo’s appearance last year

EDIT: Jose Alvarado too 🇵🇷

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u/ElleYeah — 2 months ago
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Stop offering over ask for rentals

You’re ruining it for everyone… raising the prices across the board and landlords now expect bidding wars on their listings.

That’s it. That’s the rant.

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago
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How you y'all get over that initial fear?

So I'm an older dude (47) who just never did anything on wheels as a kid. No bikes, scooters, rollerblades, etc. The place I used to work at they were basically giving away ebikes and I got one, and I was just terrified of it. I took some of those free lesson and I think I got the hang of it, but I just avoided doing anything on that bike. This was in Brooklyn and when I moved to Manhattan, I handed off the bike to a coworker.

Then they started giving away e-scooters at my old company and I got my hands on two, one for my GF (now ex) and for me with the idea that we'd both be able to have fun with them. We only went out once with them and didnt bother for various reasons. Well she's gone, I got these damn scooters here and I'm going to do something with them.

But damn it, it's just so nerve-wracking. I've come to realize that since I was always a fat kid, it's very weird for me to feel my body just moving at a fast face. I went snow tubing at Camelback two years back and I was just panicking. Then there's the whole worrying about cars and then that constant dread of "OMG are people watching me barely riding this thing??!"

So any tips on how to get this monkey off my back so I can use this scooter that's just taking up space in my apartment?

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u/ExcuseInformal9194 — 2 months ago