
u/Gingerishidiot

I sent my bowel cancer screening kit to the NHS today
If anyone from the Royal Mail is reading this, I apologize for the sh*t post.
I am fed up with these film and merchandise tie ins
There was a Toy Story 5 offer at my cinema where if you bought a large coke and two Viagra pills, you get a Woody.
I got arrested for badly faking orgasms.
I told the Police that I would come quietly
A man died yesterday of severe flatulence
Let him RIP
Smaller supermarket names
I have always felt that the Supermarkets got the names of their smaller versions wrong, so I have come up with alternative versions I believe would be better suited
How did England and Spain end up in the same World Cup qualification group
Who put the last two finalists in the same qualification group, was there no seeding?
Eastenders actors in other roles
I have seen several posts showing shock at seeing actors from Eastenders in other acting roles, but imagine my surprise when I found out that Steve McFadden was moonlighting as an MSP
Nobody's Fool......
.......Except the person who thought that making a game show, where they just make the rules up as they go along would work. Neither the contestants nor the viewer had any idea on what the contestants had to do to win, which makes it very difficult to get involved in.
Danny Dyer kept saying "It's all about cunning and pretending about what you know" except in the final show, when that idea was thrown out the window.
Chakota 's DNA
In Maneuvers season 2, Seska says that she had obtained some of Chekota's DNA while he was unconscious and she is now pregnant with his child. Is there a way she could have done this without doing what I think she did?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Dad joke lol
Confused headline from the Times, is it horrific or does it have unexpected benefits?
I'm confused
Vulnerable Orangutan news
That poor vulnerable orangutan had it's life savings stolen, (great journalism from the BBC)