u/Hosni__Mubarak

John wick is magically transported to the transporter room (or the shuttle deck if transporters don’t exist yet). The captain of the ship (or station) had murdered John wick’s puppy.

John is puppy lusted and out to kill the captain, who is sitting in his or her captain’s chair. The entire crew is set to protect the captain. They are armed with phasers and hand to hand weapons only. They cannot use advanced science (transporters or other advance sci fi tech) to stop John. They can only use weapons.

John gets two pistols. He has unlimited ammo, but he has to reload.

How far does John get for each round?

1. original Star Trek

2. next generation crew

3. deep space nine

4)voyager

5. enterprise

6. reboot trek

7. discovery

8. lower decks

9. strange new worlds

10. Picard - season 3

11. starfleet academy.

Bonus Round:
A Klingon warship has killed John’s puppy.

I noticed that it took Beck 7 years to make the most recent album, 6 years to make Morning Phase, and 23 years to make Golden Feelings.

Why did it take so long to make Golden Feelings? Usually only the Rolling Stones take that long to make an album.

You know, I think a lot of people have been bagging on Brian Jones recently due to him not contributing much to the new album, but let’s face it, the man has been pretty lethargic for almost sixty years now.

Where in town are you allowed to walk around with your pet moose off leash? I tried to walk with him on the trails behind Service, and he tried to stomp me when I tried to put a leash around him.

Are there any good off leash areas appropriate for walking around with your pet moose?

Have any of our reps talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone for any length of time this month?

It would be great if Lisa or Dan or Nick swung by the hospital to lift up Mitch's spirits and see how he is doing.

I hope he is doing well, that Mitch.

I want to put out a special shout out to Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. My wife and I came all the way from Alaska to Kelowna to sample your world famous Arbys only to find out it had closed, permanently. We drowned our sorrows in your wineries, and subsequently had a gourmet meal with a few ‘three piece combo platters’.

People, these platters came with meat, and a biscuit AND multiple side dishes.

For the love of god, this food was amazing. Maybe not quite as amazing as the Popeyes in my hometown, but for Kelowna it was certainly decent enough to let you folks keep your world heritage foodie status.

Anyways Popeyes, thanks for being the highlight of this vacation.