Forget all of the Alley Cats chat, Stephen Mitchell is going to be in the same show as Karl while also playing his sporting hero of Dennis Taylor.

u/ItsTomorrowNow — 12 days ago
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Erling Poundland

Not my line unfortunately, doing the rounds already among Arabs.

Pixel donations welcome 🙏

u/ItsTomorrowNow — 20 days ago
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Thought the date was going well until….

Saw this pretty girl at the gym last week and I got her number. We had been planning a date when we were both free and today was finally the day.

We planned something simple just coffee and some food. Date actually went super well, we were super chatty and just laughing the whole time, great eye contact, smiling etc.

But then … she asks to leave so she can go smoke somewhere (weed). It was already brought up while we were texting that I don’t smoke but it’s fine that she does. She asks me if I could find a spot for her to smoke at near by( again idk I don’t smoke so I didn’t know any spots)

Anyways we leave the coffee shop and I decide I’ll just find a spot closer to her house so she’ll feel more comfortable and not just in some random place. I’m driving around looking and I can tell she’s getting antsy and then BOOOM, her whole attitude changes.

She was no longer “smiley” goofy , upbeat like she was during the date. She demanded I drop her off at some random spot about 5 blocks away from her house so I do. She gathers her things and I ask her if anything is wrong , she says nope. I go in for a little side hug and she moves away from me and says “I’m okay” (LMFAO). She gets out from my car and slams the door….. I’ve never had a date flip like a switch like that before lmao.

Good news is she left so fast that she forget to take her left overs with her so I got a lil snack for later lesgggoooo

Pictured: a delicious pickle pizza

u/BadConejoo — 1 month ago
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28 toes later, Toby’s in the record books

Meet Toby, the 10 month old kitten who just tied a Guinness World Record with 28 toes, matching a record that’s stood since 2002. Now living in Michigan with his family of fellow polydactyl cats, Toby’s extra toes are just part of his charm & what makes him so unique.

[📸: via/ @thepolydactylpair ]

u/ItsTomorrowNow — 2 months ago