u/Limp-Cat-108

Les IA galèrent énormément avec tout ce qui est fiscal 😂

Je suis en EURL IS et je me paye en rémunération donc 45% urssaf puis impôts.

Je vais bientôt avoir une augmentation de revenus, et taper dans la tranche d’imposition des 45%. Même si les dividendes en EURL sont soumises à cotisations, on reste gagnant à partir d’un certain montant.

Quelqu’un connaît ce montant ? Barème standard, célib etc rien de particulier, aucune aide ni rien du tout et capital minimal (donc full cotisation sur dividendes).

I have to go to New York twice in the span of 2 weeks but just for one night from Paris.

Booking a one night round-trip is extremely expensive, but a 7 days stay is much cheaper (like half price almost).

I know this practice is forbidden by Air France’s ToS but do they really enforce the fines? Did anyone get caught doing that?

The idea is to buy two round trips that intersect. For example I want to be at New York the 1st and the 10th:
- I buy a round trip PAR-NYC 1st to 11th
- Instead of staying in New York, I buy another NYC-PAR round-trip from 2nd to 10th.

This way it’s like I spent a week in New York, but in reality it’s spent in Paris.

I have 3 vaccines sitting in my fridge for weeks because I’m extremely anxious from the injection.

I had an injection last year that went extremely bad. I let my doctor do it instead of a nurse, and she inserted the needle soooo slowly I felt it cutting through every nerve and my delt was twitching it was horrible. I still feel the pain thinking about it.

I really need to do 3 additional vaccines ASAP, but I’m still extremely scared. I have a few questions:
- why can’t they do them subcutaneously?? I can even do that myself
- are nurses better at injections? Can I ask her to jab it fast and not slowly insert it?
- can she mix the 3 of them in one single syringe? If not how am I supposed to 3 injections in one session? It’s extremely stressful as it is, now way I’m coming 3 different times

Bought FB extended to try it out this year as I’m having a lot of flights coming (most of them in business) and I’m trying to reach platinum and perhaps not ultimate if I can.

With the 20% XP from FB some medium haul connection routes can generate a lot of XP with a cheap business ticket, so SAF might not be interesting at all, I’d rather fly instead of wasting money on it.

Unless the 20% also apply to SAF? I checked and it doesn’t seem to be the case. But it could be applied post-buying it?

Hello, I usually travel business and am gold anyways, so I have skypriority always. I’m traveling soon with someone, I bought both tickets and he’s flying economy. What can we do together in regards to SkyPriority:
- Can we check-in together? Will he get a yellow priority sticker on his suitcase?
- Can we go through priority security?
- He can get to the lounge with me, that I know already
- Can he board with me in zone 1/2 or do we have to separate or wait together in zone 3/4/5?

If not, can we still try to see if the agent might let us go through?

I’ve seen that hertz is partnered up with FB, but there’s so many things off with it:
- you don’t get any status with hertz when you use it with FB (which is the only way to get miles and their "discounts")
- the discounts feel like a sham. When I compared same models at other premium rentals (sixt, etc) they were cheaper
- sixt is way way better and luxurious than hertz. I’ve got a good status with them already and always find good cars (while hertz has much less premium cars). The checkin checkout experience with Sixt is always much better and usually self made.

Should I stick with Sixt and skip the hertz miles, no status earnings and "discounts"? What are you doing guys when looking for a rental?

I’m trying to use partners as much as I can. Been spending tens of thousands at hotels for years and I’ve never bothered to join any loyalty group. Now that I got a taste of FB I wanna join all loyalties everywhere for everything.

Accor is good because you gain double: miles for FB and reward points for Accor. Which means I can build status with Accor and enjoy all the extras they may offer (upgrades, welcome gifts, good parking space etc.). Sadly… Accor seems to be SHIT compared to other hotel groups like IHG or Hiltons or Marriott.

I’m going to New York soon and checked some Accor hotels, there’s barely any, only a Sofitel at 1k/night that doesn’t even look that good for the price compared to some others.. Accor is French and I live in France so I suppose I’m not gonna use it a lot am I?

Have you guys been loyal to Accor if you have a FB status or did you try to build loyalty elsewhere?

Also the big problem is that if you book hotels via booking for the miles you won’t get any loyalty for the hotel group… so anything besides Accor means no FB miles.

But tbh, booking.com with FB is a SCAM. I’m genius level 3 and checked for myself. A 2500€ hotel with -33% because of my genius status was at 2800€ on FB’s booking (they did only -27%)… always compare with/without FB when you use booking!

If I go through FB I could make 3k-ish miles for the new iPhone 18. But this damn site is down for weeks and I don’t know if it’s coming any soon.

What did you guys do if you were intending to buy the iPhone? I’m afraid if I don’t preorder ASAP I’m gonna have to wait for next October or even November to be delivered… worth waiting for 3k miles?

Edit: store came back but no iPhone 18s they seem excluded for idk how long, could be till 19s come. I just ordered… and ofc without the FB Amex because that shit never works for something over 100€

I’ve seen some contradictory statements and on the official FB site it says 20% bonus XP but doesn’t mention if this also includes UXP so I assume not? I just subscribed I hope I can still cancel if it’s not eligible 😂

Someone visiting me has to ask for a Schengen visa because he has a 2 days conference in the south of France. He wants to visit me in Paris for a few days, what do you think is the best scenario here:
- Ask for 2 days visa and pray they give him more so he can visit and do some tourism
- Ask for 7 days, and declare tourism as additional motive. But get a 2+5 hotel reservation, the second will be cancelled later as I can host him
- Ask for 7 days but declare me as an accommodator. Which means I have to make a paper at the town hall to certify I’ll be hosting him, I have the means etc…

I think it’s best if he does everything on his own and gets a hotel in Paris and cancels it later. If he declares that he’s visiting me (he’s a relative) it might be seen as a reason for overstaying. He has money, and can rely on his own.

Or perhaps is it best that he asks for just 2 days? If he gets more, he will be able to extend his stay right? He can always explain this at immigration, that the fact he got more days on the visa made him want to do some additional tourism even if the first intent was business.

Y’a énormément d’offres dans tous les domaines, tous les anciens contacts/boîtes m’ont recontacté pour les opportunités. J’ai 4 process en cours et pas mal d’entretiens cette semaine. Les salaires sont corrects.

Qu’est ce qui s’est passé ? Cet été il y’avait littéralement RIEN, pas une seule réponse, ou alors que des propositions ridicules.

We do it without a condom and I clench as much as I can but it still takes him over an hour of sometimes constant pounding to finish. His dick is thin/small so after I’m not tight anymore there’s not a lot of pleasure and I barely feel anything. But I still want that load in me (the biggest load shooter I’ve seen 😂)

Any ideas? Perhaps more foreplay? But usually ass makes tops cum faster than foreplay… and at least he does the work not me

All my gear is spell dmg but I successfully healed ramps and bf but today I tried SP at lvl 62 and everything went well until we got to the crab boss.

I never healed in TBC so no idea about the debuffs. The tank gets the bleed that only gets removed at 100% and I have no idea so I continue healing as normal. Then I’m like wtf why is he taking so much dmg. He writes "healer heal me 100%" and it’s only then that I get it. I start pumping everything but can’t get him to 100%. I oom and pop a pot, try again still can’t reach 100% the dmg is too much and the dps is dogshit. We wipe at 0.5% or so. Tank ragequits and I feel so ashamed I just disconnect 🥀

Forgot how humiliating world of Warcraft can be sometimes 😭😭😭

Je suis à l’aéroport et ça me surprend le nombre de personnes qui ont pas décollé l’étiquette code-barres derrière leur passeport.

J’ai décollé la mienne dès ma sortie de la mairie et je n’ai jamais eu le moindre soucis pour voyager. Le passeport ne devient pas invalide ou autre. Je suppose que c’est la mairie pour qu’elle reconnaisse facilement à qui appartient le passeport sans devoir l’ouvrir.

Mais pourquoi les français ne le décollent jamais ? Il est souvent tout moisi et transparent avec les graisses et saletés et pourtant ils le gardent tous…

I don’t usually bottom, I’m quite tight, sometimes 5 inches give me excruciating pain, somehow today I met with a guy who was hugeeeee and bottomed for him.

His dick slid right inside my hole without any fingering or rimming. And he pushed it all inside quickly: 0 pain. Then he was thrusting quite hard and still, I was not really feeling much. The only thing I could feel is my second hole when he gets too deep, a little uncomfortable but still un painful.

The thing is he had trouble getting hard, and I felt like even when he was hard, it was still squishy and soft. It’s also quite thin, not very thick. I believe thickness is what really gives the pleasure. But I’m still wondering how he was able to get it in without being fully hard.

Have you ever been fucked by huge dicks that were a bit soft and not very hard and thick? Did you get any pleasure or even any pain? Or am I just a slut with a loose ass? 😭 it’s been 2 months I haven’t bottomed tho…

Never knew huge dicks could suck to ride. Any size queens care to explain?

For the past months I’ve been dating several guys since my last relationship ended and I came across something really interesting about hung guys I wanted to share with you.

I’m used to hung guys being show offs and full of themselves. Having XXL all over their profiles, using it to land the hottest boys even when they’re not that hot themselves. Talking trash to you, leaving you on a short leash, and being sex freaks. They usually have 100+ body counts, are full of themselves, have over the top confidence etc. And it’s our fucking fault guys for glorifying those assholes…

But I’ve met some guys who were really uncomfortable about it. I was talking to this guy on grindr for a potential date and something serious. I asked for nudes and he refused, said he didn’t want to "ruin it". I didn’t care much tbh (just want to send mine so I don’t waste my time in case I’m not their style) but once we met and went at it in bed, the guy was packing one of the biggest dicks I’ve seen. Way bigger than those XXL freaks on grindr who end up pulling a 7 incher at best.

I told him just to joke "dude your dick is freaking huge" and he got extremely defensive and shy. Said "no it’s normal". I felt he was extremely uncomfortable.

Then I realized how hard it is for hung guys to find sincere dates. It must be a nightmare for them to find someone genuinely attracted to them and not their dicks. They must be used to guys fetishizing them only for their dicks. I know a lot of bottoms who their number 1 criterion for a relationship is being hung. It’s so fucking stupid and shallow to base a relationship on a piece of meat.

And I see it in one of my exes. He was also extremely hung, and is trying to date but it’s a shitshow. One of his last boyfriends was an extremely hot guy, and when they broke up his ex told me "how will I be able to find a dick as big as his" and I was like 🤦‍♂️

Hung guys, good luck. I really hope you don’t make your life about your dicks and if so, I really pity you. Be fucking humble, use your personality or physical traits to attract people. Yes you can land yourself a 10/10 when you look like a 5/10 with an 8 incher, but… good luck 😂

Un ami m’a fait visiter une salle d’escalade en bloc à Paris et j’ai trop kiffé le concept, surtout l’espace coworking et comme je suis en télétravail à 100% je me dis que je peux y passer mes journées, travailler un coup et faire quelques "circuits??" (désolé j’ai pas le vocab encore) de l’autre.

Mon rêve ça serait de faire comme ça dans une salle de muscu mais malheureusement j’ai vérifié et il n’y a aucune salle de sport à Paris où il est possible de télétravailler.

Par contre ma question aux fans/pros de l’escalade c’est : à quoi ça sert physiquement ? J’ai pas l’impression que ça stimule énormément les muscles. J’ai 10 ans d’expérience en muscu. Pour une crevette lambda c’est sûr qu’ils vont gagner masse en muscle mais pour moi ça ressemble plus à du cardio/tractions non lestées avec 1000x plus de risque de blessure. Limite ça pourrait me muscler les doigts si vous voulez…

Lors de ma première séance j’ai fait 2 heures et je suis arrivé à faire jusqu’au bleu. Pourtant le lendemain 0 courbatures. Seulement des douleurs aux doigts.

Vous pensez que ça en vaut la peine ou pas ? Perso j’ai jamais vu de personne pro de l’escalade avec un corps "ouf", seulement ceux qui font aussi muscu à côté…

I’m 80 points away from good and would really love to try it out especially with a long haul flight in economy I have coming in December.

I’m based in Paris.

As of now the best itinerary I found is Paris to Sarajevo via AMS/ZAG so 6 flights total which means 90 XP points 🤑

It’s also not very expensive, something around 700€ for 6 business class flights 🤑🤑🤑

Do any of you have cheaper or better routes that give even more XP? Perhaps I could aim for the next status after gold. And preferably a destination that’s at least a bit enjoyable (Sarajevo is really beautiful and very cheap).

I’m using some sites you easily find on google to watch public stories of some people without using my main account and appearing in their viewers list.

However I’m curious how those sites work? Do they use fake robot accounts to download the stories and posts and each time I query the profile again it pulls up all the stories?

Can they easily know that someone is using a fake account to watch their stories?

J’ai fait un compte Wero il y’a quelques mois que j’ai immédiatement supprimé par la suite quand j’ai vu que les gens pouvaient avoir mon prénom (et même nom de famille) juste avec mon numéro de téléphone…

Je pensais donc avoir désassocié mon identité de mon numéro de téléphone. J’ai 2000 contacts sur mon téléphone qui ont mon numéro de téléphone. Des gens que j’ai pas forcément envie qu’ils sachent comment je m’appelle.

Aujourd’hui un ami a voulu me faire un virement et a tapé mon numéro de téléphone et on voit encore mon nom et prénom malgré que mon compte Wero ait été supprimé.

Je fais quoi ? J’avais bien supprimé mon compte Wero je ne sais pas pourquoi mon nom y apparaît toujours.