u/MeRubberYouGlue

The female plants produce the kindest buds, we know this. 8 heard hemp does not produce the same effects when smoked, is that because it's the male?

Since 5:45 this morning I've been waiting for a package which said it was out for delivery. I was even given the name of the driver/delivery person. Then at approximately 3:33pm I checked the tracking number again, and it now says "delivery exception" that the package was returned for "inspection".

I ordered shoes, from Texas. I am in Colorado. All that I did in the meantime was sign up for updates, but the email I used is under an obviously fake name. Did this prompt FedEx to take my package back? WTH is going on?

I tried calling support, but I cannot get ahold of anyone. When I enter my tracking number, it says that there is no info they can give me and hangs up. When I refuse to enter a tracking number it refuses to help and hangs up.

This is so dystopian and genuinely atrocious customer support. I will not be ordering anything using FedEx as the delivery service again.

Times are tough financially for a lot of us right now. When I had no other options, I jumped at the chance to take the spare bedroom in an acquaintance's 2 bed apartment. He said it was just him and his lady and that they'd been together 20 years, so no need to worry about drama.

What he omitted to mention was the fact that they are both super spiteful passive aggressive assholes who steal anything I leave unattended, including going into my room to take absolutely whatever they can get their hands on.

He also failed to mention that they absolutely, under no circumstances, will buy toilet paper, dish soap, dish washer detergent, laundry soap, fabric softener, magic erasers, paper towels, salt, pepper, seasoned salt, or anything at all that may be used by anyone other than the them. When I moved in, they had gas station napkins in the bathroom and no cleaning products. They were using dollar store buddy wash to wash everything. Everything.

Being generous, I thought I'd buy the things that were needed for the house.... Big mistake. I first started with a small bottle of dawn, 2 paper towels and 4 toilet rolls. All were GONE within 24 hours. I assumed that maybe it had been a long time since they could really clean things, so I went out and got the same 2 days later. This time it took maybe 4 days for everything to disappear. Irritated, I went and got Sam's Club gallons of soap to make a point.... 2 gallons of soap were gone within 2 months. A gallon of soap every month. Oh. And do not for a second believe that the dishes were clean with all that soap. No the dishes were always put away dirty and his lady was stealing my expensive shampoo and conditioner while he didn't have hair. Where is all the soap going??!

It's not just soaps/detergents though. It's also toilet paper. Paper towels, 3lbs of kosher salt, 2 square tins of organic black pepper, large size Lowry's seasoned salt, McCormick seasoned salt, this dude sees that I have purchased seasonings and just commandeers them, uses them completely within a week and never replaces them. This is a running thing with him and his lady, I am just here to provide them with free shit. While they fight and scream and one another, she insults me, and he pretends to be a gangster having random people roll through at all hours of the night making sure to have them shout their name right next to my window before he opens the door. He always opens the door...so why have them announce themselves?

The unhinged female that stays here is the best case to prove demon possession that I've ever seen. She is literally like 4 different people, all of them nasty, all of them mean, some are unintelligible. But she sits right in the kitchen next to the fridge pulling her shirt up to show her bare stomach and stretch marks from, 5, yes 5 children. None of which do these people ever mention at all. None of which are here.

These people have no empathy, no regard for anyone other than themselves. It never crosses their mind to treat people with respect or that maybe I'm not buying things for them and them alone. They take, take, take anything and everything as fast as they can because they cannot stand the thought of anyone else having something they do not or getting more of something than them. They use up everything so fast it's like they are offended at the thought of having household essentials. They are parasites. They are malignant ingrates who smile to my face and spit vile hatred when my back is turned while they fill their pockets.

TL;DR: no good deed goes unpunished. it's really really really expensive to be poor, because everyone and their dog is looking to rip off the vulnerable and prey on the kindness of others. Never move in with people unless you're sure they are not insane parasites.

That's how my Segway Ninebot was stolen!!

Sadly, I cannot afford another one. I really loved that scooter, so if you love your scooter too, do not do what I did.

This concludes my public service announcement.