
When your newly Lion-Long enemy is excited to get a nice pair of moustache
But you just know facial hair is not a thing amongst the descendants of Antaios

But you just know facial hair is not a thing amongst the descendants of Antaios
A: Steve, there's a problem with your cat. i can't get up.
Steve: What pro- Oh, I see. Well, now you get it. Wait till it wakes up. God gave us cats to show us how he sees us.
A: That's... Unusually sweet of you to say that.
Carl: That's not true.
S: Way to ruin the mome-
C: He gave us cats to show us what, in their core, lions are.
A+S: Oh...
Anyway, here's meme with a Raw Prophet who died
I know, toilet humor is distasteful. But I guess that's why it transcends cultural differences, right?
Well, not really, but it's a nice made up fact to be in a title of a shitpost
I did not climb far. The pain was too great. When I woke, that pain remained with me - a pain I could employ to occult purposes, if I hurry.
(and he didn't even offer you pizza)
Psychics won't lie: being close to a suicidal human is one of the worst tortures available in the galaxy. Their inner pain resonates with many shanot and enormous strength. That's why all races started to wonder: why a species with such potential to feel pain doesn't call for a crusade againagainst illnesses? Why do they constantly invalidate suffering so grand? Why do they allow this to happen to them?
And even if these questions are not to be answered, psychic aliens will confirm that for te same reason of feeling potency...
Yes, it feels THAT good to be around a stoned human as you were told(even if you're not psychic).
"At least Clover dressed as a fictional terrifying guy!" – Martlet
"Why do you give nothing but candy on a stick? ...Oh, never mind, I get it." – Ceroba
"I hope the impaled folks you have around are props." – Starlo
On top of that pain I feel like a complete dumbass, it's horrible!
After three years the capital planet was retaken the Royal Family met their child amongst other children adopted by said partisans with "slavic aquilas". Every alien race thought the "son of the regiment" was a folklore propagandist trope until they saw how many were adopted.