
u/MedusaSucks68

Those who never suffered through season prime Emma, are only bound to suffer the same mistakes
"You only want Rocket nerfed cuz a streamer told you-" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THESE ARE HIS CELESTIAL STATS
Don't want him to be gutted, just ruin the beacon, add more skill expression to his healing orbs(fall off range, more aim necessary), and bring back his old movement to compensate
Because this character is not fucking balanced lmao
The D tier agenda cursed us, now everyone else thinks we're still joking.....
START THE RITUALS!! THEY'RE DROPPING HIM FIRST!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
Ready for the next switch up 🥱🥱
"Guys I saw a fan-art of them punching once so this makes perfect sense!"
"Low skill characters like MK should stay bad!" the same mfs when you bring up Rocket
60% win-rate with a 30% pick-rate in celestial this mf is NOT balanced
When season 9 drops and I catch that flanking Luna lacking
Sooooo.... what are you expecting from Doctor Octopus?
"Devs hate tank players!" Just stay there and give me that Overshield lil bro✌🏾
Dear one eyed freaks, I like it when you kill all those other freaks. Signed, a Rocket main 🦝
"eNoUGh GoOneR sKinS!" Yeah alright church boy, now where the fuck are the gooner Storm skins?!?!?????
You're telling me this bomshell ass, hot as hell, GODDESS!!, with like 100 years worth of work has less skins than fucking Psylocke. No no deadass if I asked you to name 3 things about Psylocke you would look dumb at me
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Not only is she desperate for skins as a whole but it's fucking lame that out of the whole female cast SHE is somehow the outsider when it comes to hot skins, like really WHY didn't She get a beach skin?? Or even a Savage land skin?!???
Here to sell you guys on the very next addition to the roster, Mr. Parker Robins - The Hood
Parker Robins is a villain who uses demonic tools and powers to rule as crime lord
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His Hood, "The Hood of Oblivion", grants him superhuman strength, flight, INVISIBLITY(a first for the tank roster), and with some game originality it could work as a shield for himself and allies
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His main way of fighting is with his guns, but he is more than willing to brawl things out with his Demon Form!(Which would be his ultimate)
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The tank roster lacks a TRUE gun wielding pick so Hood is more than perfect to fill in that role, as well as the role of being the third villain added into the game
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No rivals player, there won't be another triple class character because that's the whole point of the joke for Deadpool
He's only triple class because he fucked around with his own game code, no other mf besides maybe GweenPool will do that again