▲ 104 r/vegan

I have been ROFL-ing for thirty minutes now

Arguing on an FB post and this guy said "veganism harms the environment more than livestock ever did."

You guys. He said that. He. Actually. Said. That. I cannot stop laughing, it is genuinely shocking how people live lives with their brains twisted up like this.

u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 6.4k r/Cinema

Just watched Coyote V/S ACME, in complete shock

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to ban this movie from release?! It is so full of heart, laugh a minute jokes, packed with meta commentary about evil corporations and the power of perseverance. The writing is really clever and the amount of Looney Tunes love is overflowing in every single minute of the movie. The chemistry between Coyote and Will Forte's character is magical and it is impressive they pulled this off considering one of them can't talk.

It touches on a lot of themes related to cartoons and cartoon violence but never forgets its core: the enduring relationship between Coyote and Road Runner. So many amazing cameos and wonderful twists and turns. There are wonderful nods to the Looney Tunes mythology in background details, the score, the world building... It's so easily accessible too for audiences of all ages and doesn't require any prior knowledge of the characters.

I am now convinced that no exec at Warner Brothers has any idea what a good movie is and it's a miracle we ever got anything half decent from that studio at all.

u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago

Enjoy! Please lmk once it's claimed

UPDATE - CLAIMED.

Not a dairy person so here you go!

u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago

Trump’s 75-country immigrant visa ban struck down by judge

The Trump administration’s ban on visas for immigrants from 75 countries was struck down by a federal judge on Friday, who ruled it was “contrary to law” and outside the statutory authority of Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

cnn.com
u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago

I Can Finally Afford One SNDK Memory Card

Shout-out to my anon buddy for guiding me through that wild SNDK trade

u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago

Sandisk Revenue Soars on AI Data Storage Demand

The company posted net income of $6.9 billion, or $43.97 a share, compared with a loss of $23 million, or 16 cents a share, the year prior.

Adjusted earnings were $39.25 a share. Analysts polled by FactSet expected $34.96 a share.

Revenue jumped to $8.97 billion from $1.9 billion. Wall Street expected $8.48 billion.

The company guided for first-quarter adjusted earnings of $44 to $46 a share and revenue of $10.3 billion to $10.8 billion. Analysts see first-quarter adjusted earnings of $44.72 a share and revenue of $10.82 billion.

wsj.com
u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago

When market makes no sense trade like a degen

Traded zones in MU this afternoon with my buddy's guidance and printed $3000+ in an hour. Should have held on to those three last puts I sold, would have printed tomorrow. But oh well.

Total degen stuff, only do it if you have a finance genius friend guiding you.

u/Mr_Masala — 2 months ago

Sell or hold?

Got these December LEAPs when the market was down and I knew these would eventually pump. Should I sell everything above 20% or hold?

u/Mr_Masala — 3 months ago

$650 Return On A $360 Call (with receipts)

On 7/27 Intel tanked back to sub $80 after earnings after being $100+ for a while. On that day long calls were cheap. Intel's value is strong, fundamentals are there and when it tanked after earnings first thing I did was buy 6 of these $360 LEAPs for a modest long term price goal and hoped it would get to $100 by September.

It got back to $96 NOW.

When I sell this at open, I will get back at least $650 returns on a $360 call. 650 x 6 for 360 x 6.

Everyone tries to be over smart while playing this simple game. Learn the company, understand the growth, believe in it enough to hold cash for it and when there is blood in the streets, calls. When everyone's celebrating in the streets, puts.

It works. It's that simple.

I made a post earlier today and lot of people got disrespectful and salty really fast. If you don't have actual comments or thoughts on the calls or options you can keep scrolling. Genuine comments and discussion are really welcomed, I am not an expert and want to talk ideas and strategies. But if you are such a loser that you don't understand options and just are shitty to people for no reason, we don't need to interact.

u/Mr_Masala — 3 months ago
▲ 116 r/MU_Stock

Time To Repost This Classic

This time MU will build to it slowly, steadily, with people who are not just looking for quick gains. Take a fucking year MU I got time but this time the supports will be stronger as the expectations are more realistic.

Happy for me and my fellow Micronpenis holders. Just no AI slop flooding and insane price targets or too much hopium please, let's play it cool and just let the market pamp it. It's going to take time and there will be danger ahead. But it will get back up there.

u/Mr_Masala — 3 months ago

The Secret Is Really This Simple

Made decent money this morning on cheap calls that I bought in the last couple of days when the sky was falling. Whether you are buying calls with 3 digits or seven, the secret is simple - when there's celebration on the streets, puts. When there's blood on the streets, believe it or not, calls.

u/Mr_Masala — 3 months ago
▲ 75 r/MSFT

The Superman Power of MSFT

Not a single stock showed signs of life for weeks. Then MSFT started glowing bright green, jumped, and the market followed. Not saying everything is fixed forever, but whatever bull run we get for the rest of this week is thanks to Microsoft, no matter what everyone says.

The entire stock world was waiting for them last night, and they delivered.

u/Mr_Masala — 3 months ago