The chestburster scene from Alien Romulus makes me angry because they did everything right and still died

Spoilers for Alien Romulus: There's a chestburster in it.

Okay now that we're over that minefield let's talk about it. Putting aside the necessary stupidity that has to happen in an Alien movie for the plot to occur, I thought the group was actually being very sensible. They went onboard the Renaissance to retrieve cryo equipment and they were working fast because they sensed that it was scary as hell on their for some damn reason. Navarro gets facehugged but unlike every other character in the series, they dealt with it very promptly by freezing the creature and removing it. A few minutes later it turns out she was infected anyway and an Alien pops out of her. Bullshit.

Xenomorph biology has always been nonsensical but this takes the cake, the CB wasn't on Navarro's face for more than 5-minutes in-universe but it still had more than enough time to deposit the embryo and feed it enough nutrients that it wouldn't die immediately? In the first movie, Kane was out for a day, and every subsequent film had it take at least a few hours before the infectee naturally woke up and had their ribcage exploded.

I had at least hoped that this would mean the Alien that came from her would be easy to deal with, but no. Just as impervious as the rest of their kind. It's just unfair really, I really thought it was contrived like Kay's death at the end. But this is an Alien movie, they've been contrived for years. Really hampered my enjoyment of an otherwise decent film.

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u/Mzuark — 14 days ago
▲ 3 r/lotro

A lot of the natural Hunter bonuses feel like they'd fit better on Burglar

When you think of someone really fast who knows quick ways to get in and out of places, do you think of a woodsman or do you think of a thief?

Hunter has been so built around being the efficient travel class that it started to absorb things that would fit better on others. Burgs should at least have some kind of movement bonus like "Quick and soft like shadows" or "Barrel Rider" if you want to get cute.

For the record, I don't hate either of these classes. They're both my favorites, but more and more I feel like they should just be the same guy.

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u/Mzuark — 1 month ago
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Always felt bad for old Gil-Galad, he was essentially a nonentity in the films and games due to having all his scenes cut

To say nothing of Mark Ferguson and how many royalties he must've missed out on. I can't imagine having all that gear on just to be told they aren't using your scenes.

u/Mzuark — 1 month ago

Zach Cregger says he chose to keep his Resident Evil movie as grounded as possible, questions why big dumb monsters are wearing coats

u/Mzuark — 1 month ago
▲ 113 r/lotro

I like Before The Shadow as a story but actually navigating Swanfleet is hell

The area is just so rocky and windy, and everything is so far apart. Getting from Mossward to either Hobbit village feels like 15 minutes of riding at least. Some of the missions areas are pretty bizarre too, like the Uruk camp way right outside of Enedwaith, and the bandit camp up in the mountains.

My personal favorite is the waterfall missions, which is how I discovered that you can in fact die from fall damage if you try to just jump into the water from behind.

I guess it's my own fault for trying to do so much side content to level up.

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u/Mzuark — 1 month ago
▲ 155 r/xmen

What are thet best Mystique comics for her being deliciously evil? I'm a little fatigued of the anti-hero/tragic villain stuff

u/Mzuark — 2 months ago

I've always thought there was a weird discrepancy with the Monk "class" in these games

Because the description is a classic, DnD, punch everything style monk. But the art and the limits of ingame hand-to-hand combat appears to be some medieval friar.

I wonder who was confused, the programmers or the art team?

I really did want to fistfight some Daedra but alas!

u/Mzuark — 2 months ago
▲ 17 r/lotro

Quick Brawler thoughts from a returning player

Last time I played, the Hobbit movies were coming out. Safe to say things are a little different.

I made a Brawler character because I want to punch a troll and it's damn fun. The hits have a good impact to them and the animations are all really neat too so the loop doesn't get old. But it does bug me in the back of my head that I needed to make a whole character dedicated to punching instead of just being able to use fist weapons on the other more general classes.

But my goal of punching out a troll will drive me forward. I'm actually very excited to get there.

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u/Mzuark — 2 months ago

Honestly, it's hard NOT to envy the Elves

Imagine living next door to a group of people that don't age and can apparently live forever without having to worry about disease, mental impairment, or even getting fat. Whenever these guys do die, they're just factory reset and have the option to come back to life and hang out in paradise. Then when you ask if you can get some of that immortality, you're told a bunch of vague gibberish about it being a curse and that you're the lucky one.

Add onto that that at least one human did become immortal at some point through random chance because he got invited to sail West.

I've been thinking about it a lot recently. I know the moral lesson of Numenor is to not let pride and envy become your master, but the Elves just seem like they got a better deal overall than most humans. It's not even just immortality, they're more in-tune with nature and can manipulate natural forces without having to destroy them like we do.

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u/Mzuark — 2 months ago
▲ 133 r/RedRobin

This was considered extremely scandalous in 2002

Funny how times change

u/Mzuark — 2 months ago

Redditors refuse to entertain the idea that black people can be right wing

The comparisons to Nazis just reinforces that the average person on reddit has no idea what conservative actually means. They think the entire Republican Party is based around just being an awful human being for no discernable reason and that everyone throughout history whose ever supported such an establishment is simply evil.

That very last comment reveals a lot to me. This older black southern woman (assuming she exists) is saying the very reasonable take that people didn't use to be so insane and that our society used to have certain standards. For the record I sincerely doubt this person ever said she was cool with segregation. This is framed as pining for an era that never existed. The liberal cannot concieve that there used to be a time where things weren't awful because the unfortunate implication is that their party had something to do with that no longer being the case.

u/Mzuark — 2 months ago
▲ 247 r/NewMutants+1 crossposts

I've just read all 100 issues of the original New Mutants book, here's my review

Ah New Mutants, what a wonderful time. It really is amazing how much X-Men lore can be tied back to what was essentially their first spin off book. You got Magik, Cable, Deadpool, Domino, Emma Frost, and the Hellions who can all trace major character moments right back here. They even fight The Beyonder once!

I started reading this book because I wanted to know more about Danielle Moonstar (who is my favorite) and, well I was pretty satisfied since she's more or less the main character for huge swathes of the publication. I don't usually read books from the early 80s but it was a hard adjustment period. Panels don't have backgrounds and there are walls of text, but you get used to it. My favorite thing about reading NM is how the team was often in over it's head with these insane enemies and situations, but they always find a way to win in the end.

Issues 1 - 25 were a golden age for the team. Tons of wacky adventures in strange places, like Nova Roma, deep space, the inside of Dani's head. This is where the iconic Demon Bear story is located which I liked but had some trouble reading because the art got so abstract. After that we had Legion, and met Warlock and Doug. The art was pretty consistent for the most part, but I couldn't help but notice that the "kids" were often drawn to look like they were in their late 20s until the second half. Except Rahne anyway, she was always pretty mousy. After this point, Magneto takes over the school and, well, he's no Charles Xavier.

Up to Issue 60 is still in the Claremont era, and you can tell because there's a lot of random britishisms in there, and it ended off with a bombastic final battle until Warlock's father The Magus. If you wanted to stop reading there, you'd be very satisifed. But I ventured on.

The Simonson era gets a lot of shit for not being as good, and I do see why people say that but it started off alright. I liked how she writes the muties as actual teenagers, full of hormones and bad decision making skills. That was a good way to ground them after they had defeated a cosmic entitiy a few issues earlier. Although, I felt bad for the kids with how they were constantly getting grilled by Mags and how back to back their adventures were. At one point I think they had gotten caught in 3 major status quo altering storylines within the same week. Around Inferno, the other big problem starts to rear it's ugly head: The cast is being whittled down like crazy. First we lost Shan, then Amara, Doug, Magick, Dani, and finally Warlock, Rahne, and Robert. Even with the bump they got from Boom-Boom, Rictor, Skids, and that other guy, it was like issue after issue. Even the characters in the story were getting annoyed at how many teammates had quit or been otherwise removed. Sam is the last man standing, to the degree that the last annual's cover is nothing but the new X-force characters.

The Hellions, Magneto, and Emma Frost also disappear towards the end despite them being such pivotal recurring characters. Off having their own adventures in other books I'm sure.

The last 10 issues are a total mess. New Mutants fully becomes The Cable Show and I think Simonson is off the book entirely by that point. #100 is basically a trailer for X-Force and I don't think you're missing anything by not reading the followup. Unless you really like Cable anyway.

Did I enjoy myself though? Absolutely. I so rarely read such long comic runs, and this took me a couple months. It was my first forray into one of the longer X-books because Uncanny and X-Factor are both several times longer than this. One thing I thought was interesting is how the closer to modern day NMs got, the more storylines were being resolved or tied into other books. Whereas before you could read NMs by itself and not miss a beat.

Now I have to go and see what happened to Amara since that plot just kinda stopped.

u/Mzuark — 2 months ago

Honestly, between the food and the entertainment, I'd be cool going to a Mortal Kombat tournament

Shang Tsung's island is just a resort with extra steps

u/Mzuark — 3 months ago

Walz supporters fighting tooth and nail to defend his decision to grant a rapist parole

u/Mzuark — 3 months ago

Something I feel like we never see anyone talk about regarding Insomniac Spider-Man: MJ is just a bad girlfriend

  • She puts herself in danger constantly, then gets mad at Peter for bailing her out.

  • She resents him for being Spider-Man, not because he puts himself in danger, but because he takes all the attention away from her

  • She always has these snide little comments and jabs that she throws at him. Sometimes it's just banter, but other times they just feel weirdly personal

  • She outright has no respect for him. This goes with point 1 and getting herself into trouble, but also she just outright disobeys him when he asks her not to do something.

That's not even getting into how passive aggressive and tense all their interactions are. Yuri, Black Cat, and Silver Sable (who actively tries to kill him) all had better chemistry with Pete than his own love interest. Hmm, I wonder why they were all missing or had way less screentime in the sequel.

Can't have any competition for the emotionally abusive shrew now can we?

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u/Mzuark — 3 months ago

Code Veronica already felt more like a Metal Gear than a Resident Evil, but that Alexia bossfight just seals it

The long cutscene intro, the pyrokinesis, the soundtrack. All that's missing are Chris and Wesker being shirtless and all three of them being a hundred feet off the ground.

u/Mzuark — 3 months ago