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Black Spikes - A new band from Lithuania to watch out for.
I almost accidentally discovered them on Youtube and I'm really fascinated, not only by the impressive vocals of the lead singer, but also by their image that reminds a bit of Scandinavian horror movies lol Their album should be released at the end of August, which I can't wait for, and until then I recommend these two singles from the upcoming album, which I've been listening to like an addict for the last few days.
https://youtu.be/miZbo-cww1s?si=NG-gTtpn5Z4ZdfMZ
https://youtu.be/Xh2am_TwOGI?si=l_Zptr1h3w-rf4sx
They also have earlier songs, but I think that they are only now gaining attention and coming out of the shadows, and I hope that this band will be heard about in the future.
The Quill Is Mightier
This is one of those episodes where the premise itself doesn't sound particularly spectacular on paper. The enchanted scroll that turns everything Gabrielle writes into reality could very easily have turned out to be a one-off idea that quickly ran out of gas. However, the execution is much better than I expected. The script makes great use of that simple idea and squeezes a ton of fun out of it, so the episode has a great rhythm from start to finish.
Aphrodite is once again an absolute generator of chaos. Whenever she appears, you know in advance that things are going to go wrong, but that's exactly her charm. She is never malevolent in the way that some other gods are. She just creates so much confusion that everyone around her gets into trouble. Her playfulness and completely relaxed attitude towards the consequences always make me laugh, and here it is used perhaps better than usual.
Gabrielle, on the other hand, is the heart of the whole story. It is ironic that the very person who is the best with words suddenly has to watch every written thought. As the episode progresses, every attempt to correct one mistake creates two new ones. You literally get that old rule, be careful what you wish for, it might come true. The more he tries to fix the situation, the more chaotic it becomes. That's why her frustration seems genuine and very entertaining. You see how a person who is used to solving problems by writing is now getting into more and more trouble just because of writing.
Of course, Joxer doesn't miss an opportunity to show how much he loves Gabrielle. His attempts to impress and win her over are so clumsy that you can't help but find them endearing. What is particularly amusing to me is that Gabrielle practically does not even register five percent of his attempts. She is completely occupied with the scroll and the disaster that is unfolding before her eyes, while Joxer persistently tries to be the hero in a story where almost no one notices him and even mostly gets the better of him.
I was also pleasantly surprised by the relationship between Ares and Gabrielle. It's rare that the two of them get so much space together, and here for the first time you can feel some interesting dynamics between them. I don't necessarily mean in a romantic sense (although it would be interesting to see such a development of the story), but simply as two characters who have unexpectedly good chemistry on screen. It's especially interesting that Ares, when he loses his godly powers, is a much more tolerable person. It's as if the arrogance that usually accompanies him disappears from him. As soon as he is no longer the all-powerful god of war, he begins to show much more humanity. Honestly, Ares as a mortal is often more interesting to me than Ares as a god. He seems to be a jerk mostly only when he has godlike powers.
The comedic highlight of the episode for me are the scenes with the three naked Gabrielles. The idea itself is crazy enough, and the way it's executed is even better. Total chaos on screen, and the facial expressions of Gabrielle and especially Joxer whose (perverted lol) mind they came out of was a hit.
And Xena's fish fight... It's pure absurdity in the best possible sense. You can either accept such scenes or roll your eyes, but I found them hilarious precisely because the series is not ashamed of its craziness for a single moment. He completely indulges in comedy and pulls out several scenes that are impossible to watch without smiling.
Still, despite all that, I can't say that this is one of my most memorable comedy episodes. It's fun. I'm happy to look at her. But there are comedies in the show that remain much more deeply in my memory.
What gives this episode added value is its place in the season. Especially now in my second viewing of the show I appreciate it more. When you know what comes right after it, it almost feels like the last moment the show allows itself to be completely lighthearted. It's as if the screenwriters are deliberately giving the audience another forty minutes of pure laughter before the emotional hell follows. And honestly, after everything that comes... We really needed that laugh.
P.S. I would like a some woman to look at me as seductively as Aphrodite to Gabrielle in this picture 😍
Warrior... Priestess... Tramp
This is one of those episodes that doesn't even try to be serious and that's exactly why it works so well. From the very beginning, it is clear that the goal is to entertain, and it succeeds in that almost without a problem. There are no major life dilemmas, no heart-breaking tragedies, but pure comedy full of confusion, identity swaps and characters who unwittingly complicate each other's lives.
True, the main villain is rather pale. It leaves almost no impression and you never get the feeling that it represents a serious danger. His part of the story feels more like an excuse to get all these characters in the same place than something that really drives the plot. But here it honestly doesn't bother me in the least.
Because the script knows very well where its greatest strengths are. And that's humor and characters. And of course... Meg. I don't even know how to describe how much I love this character. Every time it appears, the episode automatically gets better. She's so endearingly goofy it's impossible not to smile. Meg has a big heart and a genuine desire to help, but almost every time she manages to make a complete mess. And that is exactly her charm. She is never malicious. All her mistakes come from good intentions, which makes it almost impossible to hold anything against her. I love her way of speaking, her clumsy attempts at being serious, and her uncanny ability to get herself in the middle of trouble she didn't mean to cause in the first place. Every appearance of her is a real little pleasure for me and I honestly think she could have appeared much more often than she did.
A big reason why Meg works so well is, of course, Lucy Lawless. I think episodes like these are the best way to see how talented an actress really is. Here he plays as many as three completely different characters. Xena, Meg and Leah. And what fascinates me is that after a few minutes I completely forget that I am looking at the same person. Xena has her security, authority and that signature self-assuredness. Meg is a walking disaster with a huge heart. Leah is withdrawn, gentle, pious and almost the complete opposite of Xena. Everyone walks differently. Everyone speaks differently. Everyone reacts differently to the same situations. It's not just a change of costume or hairstyle. Lucy manages to give each character a completely different energy. That's why identity swaps never seem confusing, on the contrary, they become even more fun.
Leah is a very cute addition to this little doppelgänger family. Her naivety and religious beliefs are a perfect contrast to Meg's chaotic energy and Xena's determination. Although she is a bit judgmental at first, she quickly wins the hearts of viewers. It's fun to watch Gabrielle struggle to find her way in a world where danger lurks around every corner, while Leah looks at everything with the sincerity of a child who believes a deity will come down from the heavens and save everyone.
Of course, the biggest number of smiles comes from identity confusion. The audience knows who is who (and even they don't always), but the characters generally have no idea, so each new replacement brings a new dose of chaos. It's humor that may not be particularly sophisticated, but it's executed so well that it works almost every time.
While this episode certainly isn't among the biggest or most important storylines of the series, it's one of the best examples of how entertaining Xena can be when she wants to. After all the wars, tragedies and dark plots, this kind of adventure comes as a real refreshment. I won't remember her for some spectacular action. I'll remember her for Meg. By her irresistible clumsiness. And by another acting feat of Lucy Lawless, who in the same episode manages to play three completely different women so convincingly that you very quickly forget that they are all played by the same actress. It's a talent you don't see very often, and episodes like this are the best proof of how amazing she really was as Xena and all of her memorable doppelgangers.
The King of Assassins
This is one of those episodes that you watch with a smile, but forget very quickly. It's not bad, on the contrary, it's quite entertaining and has some very cute moments, but it never gives the impression that anything particularly important has happened. It seems like a light break between more serious stories, which suits her just fine.
The biggest attraction of the episode is certainly the meeting of Joxer with his evil twin brother Jett. Ted Raimi is clearly having a great time playing two completely different characters. Joxer remains the eternal do-gooder, clumsy and well-intentioned, while Jett is his opposite, cold, calculating and selfish. Their scenes together are full of cute fights and comedic situations and you can feel the closeness between them despite their different paths, and it's thanks to Ted's energy that they never seem strained. It's always fun for me when an actor gets the chance to play two opposite personalities, and here it's done very charmingly.
Of course, where Autolycus is, there is almost guaranteed fun. He is one of those characters that is impossible not to love. As soon as he appears, the episode gets an extra dose of charisma. His humor, self-confidence and eternal ability to get out of any possible situation make him perhaps the most charming supporting character in the entire show. I never get bored of him and every time he appears I see it as a small gift. His dynamic with Gabrielle and Joxer works great, and I especially like that he manages to be funny without having to make a caricature of himself.
Gabrielle doesn't have a huge development story here, but it's nice to see her navigate this chaos and try to keep everything under control while all around her is complete madness. Her seriousness nicely balances Joxer's and Autolycus' mischief.
And then there's Cleopatra. Honestly, it's hard not to notice how striking she is every time she appears. He radiates charisma, confidence and sexiness, so even though he does not have an overly complex role, he easily attracts attention. She is simply a delight to watch on screen and brings an extra panache to the episode. And let it be remembered that this show was the first to portray Cleopatra as a Black woman. Always ahead of its time. 😁
However, when everything is put together, the impression remains that the story does not have much to stand out. The assassination plot does the job, but it's not particularly tense, nor do the villains leave any particular impression. Everything works correctly, but nothing manages to rise above the average and, with the exception of some characters and scenes, you quickly forget it.
The Debt - Two-part masterpiece
These two episodes for me represent the pinnacle of what Xena could be when a great script, strong emotions and amazing visuals come together. I don't think they're necessarily my favorite of the entire series, but when it comes to quality, I'm hard-pressed to find anything that can seriously match them. They feel like a big historical movie divided into two parts, not like a television episode filmed in the late nineties.
What always fascinates me is that for the first time, Gabrielle's character is also seriously questioned. Throughout the series, we are used to her being the moral compass, the person who always chooses compassion, understanding and forgiveness. Here it is seen for the first time that she also has her dark side. That she too can be consumed by anger, jealousy and a sense of betrayal. And that is precisely why the Rift episodes are so painful. I understand why Gabrielle is hurt. After everything they've been through together, Xena suddenly leaves for a woman from her past. He doesn't explain enough, he doesn't open his heart, he doesn't let Gabrielle understand why Lao Ma is so important to her. It is only natural that Gabrielle feels rejected. It's as if he suddenly realizes that there is a part of Xena's life that he will never be able to enter. I can understand all that. But I can't do her actions. And as much as Gabrielle is one of my favorite characters I've ever seen, I can't take her side here. The betrayal is too great. She not only turns her back on Xena, but by doing so almost leads to her death and execution. The scene where he slaps the bound Xena is one of the hardest in the entire series for me. It is not brutal for the sake of violence. She is brutal because of her emotions. Because you don't look at the enemies. You are looking at two people who love each other more than anyone in the world, and who have come to the point of causing each other pain. It is far worse than any sword fight. This is why the later moment of saying goodbye is so precious to me. When Gabrielle finally asks for forgiveness, Xena doesn't respond with anger. He's not trying to humiliate her. Don't remind her of what she did. She simply says she understands her. That she could never hate her. It is one of the most beautiful definitions of their love in the entire show. Regardless of whether one sees their relationship as friendship, soul mates, or romance, scenes like this show how deep that bond is. Xena doesn't condone what happened, but she understands where Gabrielle's pain is coming from. And understanding is often a much greater act of love than forgiveness itself.
Of course, the heart of this story is not just their conflict. That's Lao Ma. For me, one of the best supporting characters the show has ever created. Her philosophy is something that can be listened to over and over again. Almost every sentence of hers sounds like life wisdom. She doesn't try to change Xena by force. Don't teach her how to be stronger in battle. He teaches her how to defeat herself. And that is exactly the biggest victory. Because without Lao Ma, the Xena we meet in the first episode of the series would probably never have existed. Their relationship has always been fascinating to me. There is an incredible chemistry between them that exudes sensuality in almost every scene together. The looks, the way they talk, the closeness of the body, the trust that gradually builds. Everything seems very intimate. I am amused by the moment where food is clearly used as a metaphor for sexuality. Their whole relationship is done very elegantly, without the need for anything to be explicit. Everything works through symbolism, touches and atmosphere. Such an approach is even more interesting to me than open display. And yes, we also get the first real, uncensored kiss between two women in the show here. Even if it is only shown to keep Xena from drowning, the underwater kiss has clear sexual and even romantic overtones. Honestly, if I wasn't so attached to Xena and Gabrielle's relationship, I could very easily root for Xena and Lao Ma. They are so well written together.
I think this is probably the most visually perfect episode of the entire show. Everything looks amazing. Ancient China exudes authenticity. The costumes are beautiful. The scenography is sumptuous. The photo is full of warm colors and beautiful frames. The fight scenes look almost like a ballet. And Joseph LoDuke's music raises every emotion to an even higher level. Honestly, there are times when I completely forget I'm watching a television series. Everything seems like a great historical film spectacle. Rarely does an episode manage to combine such a lavish production with such strong emotions. That's why this two-part event is one of the greatest artistic achievements of the entire show. It is beautiful and painful at the same time. Romantic and tragic. Wise and cruel. And perhaps more than any other story, it shows how thin the line is between love and pain. Because both Lao Ma and Gabrielle love Xena in their own way. Only one has learned how to let her find herself. And the other was still learning how not to lose it.
Gabrielle's Hope
This is one of the hardest episodes to watch precisely because it doesn't offer an easy answer. There is no clear division between good and evil, nor is there one character that you can say is completely right and the other completely wrong. And maybe that's why the conflict between Xena and Gabrielle here is one of the most painful in the whole show. Not because we want one to beat the other, but because we love both equally and understand both.
On one side stands Xena and her philosophy of necessary cruelty. She sees what others don't. She has already recognized Dahak's evil, she has already felt how dangerous it is, and she does not want to risk it. Her logic is clear. If there is even the slightest possibility that the child will become an instrument of pure evil, then it must be stopped before it is too late. It's not hate. It's not even revenge. It's the cold, hard logic of a woman who has seen too many times the consequences of being kind to the wrong person. And honestly, it's hard to say she didn't have the right. Reason is on her side. Everything that happens later practically confirms her fears. The series tries to show that Xena was right from the beginning. That Hope was born of pure evil and could never be anything else.
But...My heart was always with Gabrielle. After everything she went through in Britain, after the humiliation, pain and trauma she barely survived, she doesn't see Dahak in that baby. He doesn't see the monster. She sees her daughter. She sees something that gives her meaning after everything that has been taken from her. See a new hope. And how can you condemn her for that? What mother would calmly watch someone try to kill her child? What mother would accept that her baby was lost before it even had a chance to live? I can't judge Gabrielle for that. On the contrary. I think it would be unnatural for him to react otherwise.
Neither of them is acting out of selfishness. Neither wants to hurt the other. They simply look at the same situation from completely different angles. Xena sees a threat. Gabrielle sees her daughter. Xena thinks about the world. Gabrielle thinks like a mother.
There's another thing that has always made me have a slightly different view of Hope than what the show later tries to impose. I was never fully convinced that she was pure evil. Yes, her subsequent actions are terrible. Yes, the writers are clearly trying to show that she was irredeemable from the very beginning. But part of me could never shake the impression that she didn't get a fair chance. What if she had grown up with Gabrielle's love? What if she had a childhood? What if someone tried to raise her, to teach her a different way? Maybe everything would be the same. Maybe Dahak's nature would win out in the end. But we will never know. Because she was not given that chance. And here I come to perhaps the biggest irony of the whole story. Xena, a woman who has dedicated her life to redemption and proving that no one is born evil, is the very person who refuses to give Hope the same chance she was given herself. That has always been fascinating to me. Because if there is a character who has proven over the years that the past does not determine the future, then it is Xena. Her whole story is based on the idea that even the worst people can change. And yet, when it comes to Hope, she sees no possibility of redemption. He doesn't see the child. He doesn't see the potential. He only sees the threat. Maybe because it's too close to the problem. Maybe because he feels Dahak better than anyone. Maybe because he just can't take any chances. And again, I understand her. But I can't help feeling sad about it. Because no matter how much the show later proved Xena right, a part of me will forever be with that broken Gabrielle holding her daughter and desperately believing there is some good in her. Maybe she's naive. Maybe he's wrong. Maybe he is mistaken. But that belief in love and the possibility of change is exactly what has always made Gabriella special. And perhaps the biggest tragedy of the whole story is that it's not just the relationship between Xena and Gabrielle that breaks down here. The very idea that love can save everyone is breaking. And when that idea starts to explode, the darkest chapter of their shared story begins.
Which Kevin do you prefer more?
I personally choose Smith. Much more charming, charismatic and a better actor. Sad that he left so young. I believe he could have had a great career.
The Deliverer... Or the beginnig of hell!!
This is the episode that represents the point of no return for me. Not just for the third season, but for the entire series. Up until this point, no matter how serious things were, there was always some hope that eventually everything would somehow return to balance. This is where all hell really breaks loose for the first time. And not just figuratively, but literally. From this moment on, nothing will be the same. There is no return to more carefree days, no easy adventures. What follows will change Xena and Gabrielle forever.
And as much as I adore the show, as much as I love both characters, I've always felt that the biggest part of the blame for what was to come lay squarely on Xena. Not on purpose. Not out of malice. But still on her.
Her hatred of Caesar and her obsession with revenge completely blinded her. She was so focused on her own demons that she didn't see the danger that lay before them. Gabrielle trusts her blindly, as always. He follows her without hesitation, trusting that Xena knows what she's doing. And it is this trust that leads her right into Dahak's trap. Gabrielle doesn't just lose her virginity in the physical sense in this episode. She is losing something much more important. He loses his moral purity. The first time he takes the life of another human being. One can argue about the circumstances, whether she had a choice, but the fact remains the same. She crosses the line she has defended for so long. A boundary that made her different from Xena. And that is the biggest tragedy. Because it was Gabrielle's innocence that was the light that guided Xena for years. She was a reminder that there is a different way of life, that not everything has to be solved with violence. And now, because of Xena's obsession with revenge, that light is beginning to dim. The most tragic thing is that Xena is not even aware of it. She doesn't see what just happened. Little does she realize that, albeit unwittingly, she has set in motion a wheel that will grind everything before it. All tragedies to come, all pain, all death and all tears have their roots right here. And that's why I could never completely remove the responsibility from her.
Ironically, perhaps even a little tragically, the voice of reason in this episode is Ares. How many times have we watched him manipulate, tempt and lead Xena down darker paths. And here, the one and only time she really should have listened to him, she doesn't. His warning of the evil that awaits them is motivated not only by a desire to preserve power. He really feels that something terrible is approaching. But Xena is too preoccupied with Caesar to listen to anyone. And even Ares. It gives the episode an added irony. The god of war, who was so often a symbol of destruction, here becomes a man who warns of danger, while his beloved warrior blindly walks towards her.
I must also mention Kraftstar. Marton Csokas is excellent. His appearance, voice and charisma make Kraftstar attractive and creepy at the same time. He perfectly plays a man who seems sincere, almost benevolent, but behind everything hides something deeply disturbing. And that is exactly why I have a problem that is not his fault. I was never able to accept him as Borias. I know Marton later gives an excellent interpretation of Borias, and objectively I have nothing against him. But every time I saw him in the flashbacks, I was reminded of Kraftstar. The man who, directly or indirectly, led Gabrielle on a journey that would change her life forever. His role here was so etched in my mind that I could hardly empathize with Borias as a special character. I always saw the same face and remembered the cultist who had brought the greatest misfortune to Gabrielle.
But perhaps the episode's greatest compliment goes to its atmosphere. Visually, this is a real feast. The fights are fantastically choreographed. Everything seems more brutal, more serious and somehow bigger than before. The scenes in Britain have an almost mystical quality. Fog, rocks, caves, rituals and unusual architecture create the feeling of being in a place that is not part of the known world. It's as if the country itself is cursed. And the music...The music is magnificent. Joseph LoDuca reaches some of his most inspired moments here. Each scene is given added weight thanks to the music that sounds almost otherworldly. There is something sacred and terrifying about those melodies. As if from the very beginning you feel that something terrible and inevitable is approaching.
And that is exactly the greatest strength of the episode. Because when it's over, you don't feel the satisfaction. You don't feel victory. You don't feel excited. You feel uncomfortable. You feel that something is broken. That the crack was formed. And worst of all, you know it's just the beginning. Hell broke loose. And Xena and Gabrielle have no idea how deep they will be swallowed.
The Dirty Half Dozen
This is one of those episodes where I always get the feeling that the idea is much better than the actual execution. The premise is really interesting. Xena reunites with a group of bandits she once worked with, now with the goal of stopping a new threat. The very thought of a former Conqueror returning to the people who remember her from her darkest days and trying to lead them down a different path sounds like a great basis for a story. Unfortunately, the plot itself never gets particularly exciting.
The main villain is probably the weakest part of the episode. He makes almost no impression and seems more like a caricature than someone who could actually pose a serious threat. It's hard to take seriously, and even harder to remember after the episode is over. In a series that has spawned Callisto, Caesar, Alti and other impressive opponents, a villain like this just pales.
Much more interesting than the threat itself is Xena's interaction with the people who were once her comrades. This is where you can actually see how much she has progressed as a person. Sometimes she would lead them on another bloody campaign without a second thought. Now he looks for something good in each of them. Not because they necessarily deserved it, but because she knows that she herself was given a second chance when few believed she deserved it. Her faith in redemption has always been one of the most beautiful features of the character. She doesn't try to change people because she's naive, but because she knows what it's like when someone reaches out to you when you're at your worst. Unfortunately, most of the members of that gang are not very interesting. They have their moments, but few leave a stronger impression. The exceptions are Darnelle and Glaphyra. Those two were the absolute funnest part of the entire episode for me. Their chemistry is natural, their fights cute, and that cat-and-mouse game between them works a lot better than one would expect from a one-off supporting character. There is humor, tension, and some strange attraction. Honestly, it's a real shame they never got the chance to come back. Knowing that there was originally an idea to see them again, it's even more of a shame that it didn't come to fruition, as they had the potential to become very likable recurring characters.
But what I remember most are the scenes between Xena and Ares. Their relationship has always been fascinating precisely because it is never simple. Ares wants Xena to be the warrior she once was, but at the same time, he can't hide how much he cares for her. And here it is clearly visible. Behind all the provocations, manipulations and eternal attempts to bring her back to her old ways, there is a sincere concern. She doesn't want to be hurt. He doesn't want to lose her. And it is precisely those moments that give their relationship a depth that cannot be reduced to just flirtation or conflict.
And of course, there are Xena and Gabrielle. Although the episode isn't focused on their relationship, almost every scene between the two reminds us why they are the heart of the show. Gabrielle is not just a companion. She is the reason Xena went down the path of redemption in the first place. It's not always said out loud, but it shows in the looks, the way Xena reacts to her presence, and how much she cares what Gabrielle thinks. Gabrielle was the person who made Xena believe she could be more than just a warrior. And this is felt even in episodes that are not particularly emotional.
That's why this episode is a bit paradoxical to me. The story itself is nothing special, the villain is weak, and most of the new characters are forgettable. But thanks to the relationships between characters we already love, it still remains quite enjoyable to watch. It's not one of my favorites, nor one of the episodes I go back to often. But every time I look at her, I enjoy the little moments. In Ares' concern he would never openly admit. In Xena's belief that people can change. In Darnelle and Glaphyra who earned a few more appearances. And of course, in Xena and Gabrielle, who even in average episodes manage to remind why this series is so special.
Been There, Done That
This is without a doubt one of the funniest and most entertaining episodes the series has ever offered. The very premise of reliving the same day over and over again has long since become a classic thanks to the movie Groundhog Day, which inspired countless series and movies. However, what I've always liked is that Xena doesn't just try to copy that idea, she approaches it in her own way. The result is an episode that manages to be hilarious, charming and incredibly creative without losing the soul of the series.
Interestingly, it begins almost the opposite of what is remembered when one thinks of her. The jokes, frustrated Xena, and countless comical situations are mostly remembered, but the beginning is actually quite dark. Joxer's death comes suddenly and brings what has always been one of my favorite moments between Xena and Gabrielle. When Xena hugs a broken Gabrielle and comforts her, you can see how deeply she understands her pain. No big words, just a hug and presence. It's one of those quiet moments that remind you how connected the two are and how much they support each other.
And then comes Argo's and Gabrielle's death. And here it already seems that the episode will go in a completely different direction. But instead of continuing to sink into tragedy, the story slowly begins to turn into something else entirely. With each new awakening, Xena becomes more confused, then more nervous, then more desperate, then completely frustrated. And that's where pure comedy comes in.
Lucy Lawless is fantastic here. The way he gets more and more humor out of repetition is genius. At first she is confused, then she tries to solve the problem rationally, and slowly loses her patience. And when he starts bursting at the seams, some of the funniest scenes in the entire series ensue. Her reaction gets more hilarious every time she wakes up. You watch as she slowly loses all hope of understanding what's going on, and the more frustrated she gets, the bigger the laughter.
There is something irresistibly amusing about how a person who is used to having everything under control suddenly finds himself faced with a problem that he cannot solve with a sword, chakra or martial arts. And then comes the best. As the episode progresses, Xena experiments more and more with the same day. She tries different approaches, different solutions, and her frustration turns into an almost childlike stubbornness. So many times I laughed to tears precisely because of that combination of seriousness and absurdity.
Another thing I like is how the humor never comes at the expense of the characters. Joxer is still likeable, Gabrielle is still the heart of the story, and Xena, despite her despair, never loses what makes her Xena. He just gets a chance to show his comedic side in full glory.
I especially like how underneath all the comedy there is a simple message about life and love. The solution does not come through violence or ingenious strategy (although again with the help of strategy in the end Xena solves everything), but through understanding the emotions and needs of others. And that's exactly in the spirit of the series.
However, as much as I love this episode, it's not one of my absolute favorites. Not because it lacks anything, but because I see it more as a perfect respite than as a story that I keep coming back to. But that's exactly where its value lies. Because what comes after it changes the tone of the series forever. After this episode, a series of events begins, after which no one can laugh anymore. They start stories that will break the characters, change their relationships and take the series into much darker waters. Seen from that perspective, it's almost touching how full of life, laughter and carefree this episode is. It's as if the series, quite consciously, decided to give the audience one more big smile before the storm ensues. Because you laughed, you laughed. Get ready because hell is about to break out.
The Furies
This is one of those episodes that may not be among the deepest or most epic of the series, but it's incredibly easy to love. It holds your attention from start to finish, full of energy, humor, drama and great interactions between the characters. And perhaps most important of all, it brings Ares back into the story after a rather long absence. Only when he reappears do you realize how much he was missed. His charisma, sarcasm and eternal play with Xena give the episode an extra spark that is hard to replace.
Of course, the central part of the story is Xena's madness caused by the Furies. Lucy Lawless gets a chance to go all out here and you can see how much she enjoys it. Honestly, I can understand people saying that sometimes it goes a little overacting. In certain scenes, she really resembles Meg more than a person who is losing her mind. Some of the grimaces and manner of speaking seem more comical than frightening.
But you know what? I don't mind it at all. On the contrary, I think that this overemphasis gives the episode its special charm. If she had played the madness completely realistically, the episode would probably have been much darker and more unpleasant to watch. This is how it gets an almost carnival energy. Xena is unpredictable, dangerous and fun at the same time. Lucy clearly takes every opportunity to show how much she's willing to play with the character and the result is a lot of fun.
It is inevitable to mention one of the most famous themes related to this episode, which is the idea that Ares is actually Xena's father. To be honest, I've never been a fan of that theory. A lot of fans are finding arguments for her right here, but I think that's ignoring what's really going on in the story. When Xena makes the claim that Ares is her father, she does not do so because she has discovered some hidden truth. She tries to outwit the Furies and find a way to stop their revenge. It's a desperate move for survival, not a big revelation about her origins. Even the episode itself doesn't treat that claim as established fact. No proof, no serious confirmation is given, nor does the series later act as if it is true. On the contrary, it all works much more logically if viewed as Xena's manipulation of trying to find a loophole in the rules that the Furies are using against her. I think that theory is interesting as fan entertainment, but I've never seen a reason to accept it as part of actual canon. Ares is certainly an important figure in Xena's life, but much more as a mentor, temptation and mirror of her warrior identity than as a biological father.
Another reason the episode works is the relationship between Xena and her mother. The series often deals with Xena's past, but rarely does that relationship get this much space. Underneath all the chaos with the Furies, madness and divine machinations is a very personal story about a daughter who has been carrying pain, anger and unresolved questions for years. That's why the ending has so much power. It is not the big battles or the spectacular effects that remain in the memory. Those are the moments between Xena and Cyrene. Moments in which old wounds are finally opened and an understanding that has been lacking for years comes. In a series that often talks about redemption, forgiveness and dealing with the past, it's those emotional conversations that carry the most weight. And I think that's what sets the episode apart. You can laugh at Xena's antics. You can enjoy Ares's manipulations. You can have fun watching everything get out of hand. But in the end it remains a story about family, guilt and forgiveness.
That's why this episode was always so much more to me than just a crazy Xena comedy. It's fun, charming and easy to watch, but at the same time it has enough emotion to leave an impression even after the show ends. And that's a combination that the series rarely misses. Certainly a dynamic and entertaining start to this hell of a season.
A Comedy of Eros - great episode but not for season finale
This is one of the most charming and entertaining episodes of the second season. There are no great tragedies, no apocalyptic threats, no emotional devastation. Instead, we got a pure comedy of confusion in which love turns into chaos, and almost every character ends up in some absurd situation. The result is an episode that is watched with a smile from beginning to end.
My greatest pleasure was the reappearance of Cupid. I know that the first association with Urban is Julius Caesar, so I understand the decision to only play that role in the future, but Cupid is also particularly dear to me. Maybe the favorite God next to Aphrodite and Ares and I wish we had seen more of him.
Also, nice to see Draco again. His on-screen charisma and chemistry with Lucy is charming. While in the first episode he was a classic episodic villain, here he skillfully balances cruelty and comedy, especially from the moment he "falls in love" with Gabrielle.
The premise itself is great. When the power of love gets out of control and falls into the hands of a child, complete chaos ensues. The characters fall in love with the wrong people, chase each other, make crazy decisions and create a series of comical situations that follow almost without respite. The episode understands very well that not every story needs to be serious to be entertaining.
However, there is one thing that has always bothered me, and it has less to do with the episode itself than with its place in the season. As a regular episode, this is a solid hit. As a season finale, it feels completely wrong. The second season is the second most intense season of the series. It brings some of the darkest events, biggest twists and emotionally powerful moments. After all that, the finale is expected, which will round off that feeling of greatness. When looking at the rest of the series, almost every season has a finale that leaves the audience breathless. Even the fifth season, which is disliked by many, ends with events that have huge consequences and feel epic. In contrast, here we get a light romantic comedy. Fun, yes. Charming, absolutely. But the final? Not really. I could never shake the impression that this episode would have worked much better a few spots earlier in the season, as a break between heavier stories. As the last episode, it leaves the impression that the season ends on a lower note than it deserves.
One of the biggest missed opportunities in my opinion is the very love spell that falls on Gabrielle. It's fun to watch her crush on Joxer and the comedic situations that come out of it, but I can't help but think how much more interesting it would be if she fell for Xena. The potential for humor would be huge. To imagine Gabrielle completely losing control of her emotions towards Xena, while Xena tries to stay calm and find a solution, sounds like a recipe for some of the funniest scenes in the entire series. And with that, it would further emphasize the dynamic that is already very much present between the two of them. This way we got a cute plot, but it feels like there was an even more fun option that was never used.
However, perhaps the most unexpected emotional moment comes at the very end with Joxer. I've never been one to particularly root for Gabrielle and Joxer as a couple. For the most part, their relationship worked better for me as a friendship than a romance. But the final scene still manages to evoke sympathy. When the spell wears off, Joxer is left alone with the knowledge that the feelings Gabrielle was showing weren't real. His grief seems genuine. No over-the-top comedy, no caricature. Just a man who briefly believed that his dream had come true and then lost it. What's even better is that Xena gets it. Don't make fun of him. He doesn't reject him. On the contrary, he sees his pain and treats him with genuine compassion. It's a small moment, but a very important one for their relationship. And Ted Raimi shows something there that is often forgotten because of all of Joxer's antics. He's not just a comedian. When he gets a chance for a more serious moment, he can deliver it very convincingly. In a few seconds, he manages to convey disappointment, sadness and loneliness better than many would expect from a character who is so often the subject of jokes.
In the end, this is an episode that is impossible not to love. It is full of energy, likable characters and comical situations that still work today. As a season finale it leaves me a little confused, but as a standalone adventure it's a real little treat. It's not big, it's not epic, and it's not a historic turning point for the series. But it is very entertaining. And sometimes that is enough.
And so the biggest mystery of the entire show remained unsolved - Who is the third son of Kal?
Lost Mariner
This is one of those episodes that has a fantastic initial idea but never manages to get the full potential out of it. The premise of a haunted sailor doomed to wander the seas forever, a ship that doesn't belong in the world of the living, and a curse that lasts for generations sounds like the perfect recipe for one of the show's most atmospheric episodes. On paper, almost everything seems ideal. In practice, the result is fun, watchable and quite enjoyable, but also somewhat forgettable.
That's not to say the episode doesn't have its own qualities. On the contrary. There are a few moments that are good enough to stick in the memory long after the details of the plot itself have been forgotten.
The biggest of these is undoubtedly the moment when Xena jumps onto the haunted ship to get to Gabrielle.
It's one of those scenes that may be short but sums up their relationship perfectly. Xena doesn't stop to think about the danger, she doesn't make plans, she doesn't look for a safer way. She simply moves. All she cares about is getting to Gabrielle. In a show full of big speeches and emotional moments, it's often the little things like this that best show how much the other person means to them. For Xena, that ship is not just a haunted place full of unknown dangers. That's where Gabrielle is, and that's reason enough for her to jump in without hesitation. Such moments always remind that their connection was not built only through great tragedies and heroic deeds. It is seen in instinctive reactions. In that Xena never once questions whether she should risk her life. In her world, the answer has long been known.
The other big asset of the episode is Tony Todd. At the very first appearance, he manages to attract attention in a way that hardly any guest actor achieves. His voice carries enormous weight in itself. Every sentence sounds like part of some long-lost legend. In his interpretation of the haunted sailor, you can feel the fatigue of a man who has lived too long, but also the sadness of someone who has lost everything that was important to him. It's easy to imagine a less talented actor turning this character into a one-dimensional tragic hero. Tony Todd does the exact opposite. He brings a dignity, melancholy and charisma that makes the sailor much more interesting than the story he is in. Honestly, I often get the impression that his performance is better than the material he's given. His scenes carry an emotional weight that the rest of the episode doesn't always manage to sustain. Because of him, the story gets that dose of sadness and romance that haunted maritime legends simply must have.
The rest of the episode is fair. Nothing particularly bad. The atmosphere is pleasant, the adventure interesting enough to hold the attention, and the relationship between Xena and Gabrielle remains strong as usual. However, hardly anything leaves a deeper impression. Even the mystery of the curse itself feels like something the show solves too routinely.
Maybe that's the biggest problem. The idea promises much more than we end up getting. The haunted ship, the immortal sailor and the story of eternal wandering could have become one of the most memorable adventures in the series. Instead we got a perfectly solid episode that never gets big.
Still, thanks to Tony Todd and some really nice moments between Xena and Gabrielle, especially that memorable jump on the ship, the episode remains more than just season filler. It's not among the best, it's not even close to the worst, but it's charming enough to look at with pleasure when you come across it. It's just that you'll probably remember individual scenes much more clearly than the whole story.
The Price
This is one of those episodes that I respect a lot more than I love them. Maybe even more than any other in the entire show. When it comes to quality, it's hard to find a serious flaw. The direction is excellent, the atmosphere relentless, the message clear and strong, and the character development bold. Everything a serious anti-war story should be is here. However, every time I watch it I feel an uneasiness that follows me from beginning to end. It's not the pleasant sadness that the great tragedies of the series evoke, but something much more difficult. The feeling of watching the person I love as a character become someone I can barely stand.
The biggest reason for that is Xena herself.
The show has shown her dark side many times. We saw her as a conqueror, a war criminal, and a person who did terrible things. However, there was almost always a certain distance. It was Xena from the past, someone who no longer exists. It's different here. Here we are looking at the current Xena. The heroine we follow from episode to episode. A woman who should be on the road to redemption. And that's exactly why I don't like this episode. It's not problem in that she hates Pomiras. Not even her brutality is the problem. The episode makes it very clear where her anger comes from. It is about trauma, memories of the past and deep-seated fear. It's all understandable. What disturbs me every time is the impression that she not only kills out of necessity but finds pleasure in it. It's as if in one moment that old warrior who has been kept under control for years is reawakening. Her look, the way she talks about the Pomiras, the way she rejects any possibility of understanding. Everything seems scary. For the first time, I didn't feel like I was watching a heroine gone astray. I had the feeling that I was watching a person who enjoyed being who he once was. That's probably the point of the episode. To show how thin the line is between redemption and returning to old patterns. How little it takes for old wounds to open and for a man to forget everything he has learned. But that's exactly why it's so uncomfortable to watch.
The way he treats Gabrielle is even more difficult for me. The two of them have been through a lot, but I've rarely had the feeling that Xena is as cold towards her as she is here. Gabrielle tries to understand the situation, tries to find humanity even in the enemy, tries to prevent hatred from consuming everything. Instead of listening to her, Xena dismisses her, ignores her, and even humiliates her. It's as if he no longer sees his partner by his side, but an obstacle in the way. Those are the moments that affect me the most. It's not a problem that they don't agree. The two have clashed before. The problem here is that it seems like Xena has lost her ability to see the best in Gabrielle. And it was Gabrielle who brought her back from the edge of the abyss so many times.
This makes Gabrielle the absolute moral center of the episode for me. Without her, this would be an almost unbearably dark story. She is the only person who refuses to accept a simple division into us and them. While everyone around her sees monsters, she tries to see people. While others speak of destruction, she speaks of understanding. And most importantly, she stays true to her principles even when she is all alone. It takes enormous courage. It's easy to be peaceful when everyone agrees with you. It is much harder to stick to your beliefs when the person closest to you rejects you and when everyone tells you that you are naive. That's exactly why Gabrielle is the true heroine of this episode for me. She is not just the moral voice of the story. She is proof that empathy is not a weakness. That trying to understand the enemy is not treason. That humanity has value even when it seems useless.
The message of the episode itself is probably one of the strongest anti-war messages the show has ever put out. The Pomiras is presented as an enemy that no one tries to understand. They are "others", "barbarians", "monsters". And then slowly it becomes clear that the biggest problem is precisely this dehumanization. War persists because both sides stop seeing the people across from them. It's a strong and uncomfortable message. Especially since the show doesn't let the audience get comfortable.
There is no big win that solves everything. There is no sense of triumph. All that remains is a bitter taste and the question of how much damage could have been avoided if people had tried to talk earlier instead of killing. Maybe that's why I have such a strange relationship with this episode. I don't like her. I don't enjoy her. It doesn't give me the satisfaction that most of the big episodes of the show do. But I admire her. I respect her. I consider it one of the bravest and most mature stories the show has ever told. And maybe that's the biggest compliment I can give her. There are episodes that I enjoy watching over and over, but quickly forget. And there are episodes like this one that I almost never want to watch again, but never forget. If I had to choose between an episode I don't want to watch because it's bad and an episode I don't want to watch because it makes me feel uncomfortable and question things, I'd always choose the latter.
I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I'm glad Ali was the main character in the finale.
Ali has been my favorite male character on this show since the beginning, along with Fez. I loved all his scenes with Rue (their special between the first two seasons is still my favorite episode) and his protectiveness towards her. I felt bad that they sidelined him during the season, but with the last two episodes he made up for it. Colman Domingo is an incredible actor. The scene where he finds Rue dead and his speech at the AA meeting touched me deeply, and the showdown with Alamo was epic. I hope he gets an Emmy nomination for him because his performance in the finale deserved it.