u/NonsequiturSushi

You're telling a story you thought would be interesting. Everyone's interest is flagging. You realize your story is a dud, so you end with "and then I found $20."

Is this a Xennial thing, do people still say that?

Edit: Seems like it's about a 50/50 split on this. Weirdly, people either seem to use it or have never heard of it.

I'm a father of two, and I'm against rude television. I'm a hardcore F.A.R.T.er.

I also love Futurama and I'm interested in starting to expose my kids (4&8) to some select episodes. I'm trying to avoid any episodes with overt sex jokes that I don't want to explain, but I'm also worried about some of the more violent episodes as well.

I'm looking for mostly clean Futurama episodes with absolutely no instances of the cool crime of stealing. Suggestions?