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Who is fighting the Dominion in the Gamma Quadrant?
Just a random thought. So throughout DS9, the Dominion likes to portray themselves as basically owning the Gamma Quadrant. But even in the Gamma Quadrant, the Jem'Hadar rarely live past 15. So...who are the Dominion fighting that the supposed dominant empire has troops dying all the time?
Avatar Aang: God I'm such a sap
Just started watching the new movie and actually got a little choked up. It's so incredible to be watching new, GOOD Avatar content. I've missed this world.
Just got a work status update from someone named Hooman
Apparently it's a name of Persian origin with millennia old roots, which itself has its origins in hūmān, the same root as the modern word human.
Maybe Quark just has a cheap universal translator that uses archaic dialects.
MythBusters: Can two interleaved phone books be pulled apart...with TANKS?
The kids are alright - Temporarily disabled guy getting help with his groceries
So I've been in a sling for several months now. It's sucked. I'm finally getting my shoulder surgically repaired soon. A lot of times I do have people I know helping me, but today wasn't one of those days. I live in a third floor walk up apartment. My apartment complex lot gets packed fast, so I had to park about two blocks away today.
It's about 102 right now. I was carrying two bags of groceries in my one functional arm (that is about ready to throw in the towel after literally doing all the heavy lifting for months). I'm walking along, toughing it out, I don't think I was visibly struggling (but internally I totally was). This kid is walking towards me, all of maybe 12 or 13, takes one look at me and offers to help.
I had to keep from bursting into tears because I have had so many adults in my complex watch me carrying heavy loads and not say a thing. And here's this kid not thinking twice about it.
I graciously accepted his help, he helped me carry my groceries up to my front door and was gonna take off without another word. I only had a 5 in my wallet but I gave it to him for just being a damn good human being. He seemed genuinely surprised by the gesture.
What a good kid. And kudos to his parents for raising him right.
Surprisingly Hot Take: The Federation and Starfleet aren't evil
I've been seeing more and more comments here where folks are like "if you really think about it, the Federation is a dark future" and "the Prime Directive is eugenics," and I'm just like...guys. It is a show, or more specifically it's a bunch of different shows made by a bunch of different showrunners with a bunch of different agendas. Are they going to address every scenario perfectly when taken as a collective whole? No. But it doesn't defeat the underlying principle.
Folks talk about how hypocritical the Federation is, and they'll cite things like Section 31 as an example. Here's the thing: In Roddenberry's Trek, in TOS and TNG, Section 31 didn't exist. That was something cooked up by Ira Stephen Behr, and as much as I love DS9, his version of the Federation was a very distorted version compared to the rest of the classic Trek series. And even within that version, you have folks like Quark who constantly tries to deconstruct hewmons saying that like root beer, after a while you begin to like it. Because even in universe, the people who shit talk the Federation admit at the end of the day that they are by and large honest people trying to do the right thing.
And folks see the Prime Directive as somehow cruel or evil. It's like folks forget that in the Star Trek universe, even humanity almost destroyed ourselves before we got our collective shit together enough to reach for the stars. And even then we had growing pains. The Prime Directive is built out of the understanding that when you try to shortcut the intellectual and technological development of a society, it almost always ends in disaster for that species. They had to establish it because a Starfleet captain's first instinct is to save as many lives as possible no matter what. It is because of Starfleet's belief in the ideals and principles upon which it's founded that General Order 1 exists to tell captains "You don't know the unforseen consequences of your interference, and you don't have the right to reshape an entire society to satisfy your conscience."
Star Trek is a dream about humanity's future. The belief that we can better ourselves and seek peaceful coexistence with other forms of life. Somewhere along the way this has become an unpopular opinion and it pains me. Because this show has inspired so many to do better, to be good, to strive for more than what we are.
Stargate Origins Kawoosh (or lack thereof)
Just throwing something on in the background while I'm getting some work done and that gate opening sequence 😂 Holy crap could you make it any more disappointing? That wasn't a kawoosh, it was more like a wet fart.
Ah dammit. So ends my rewatch.
Just wrapped up SG1 and SGA again. Do not have a desire to watch any of the other properties. Guess I better let this experience simmer for a while.
Maybe it's time for a Warehouse 13 rewatch.
SGA S5E19: Vegas | The Beautiful People
This better not awaken anything in me.
Don't like what I know about what the SGA books add to the lore
So I haven't read any of them, I've been curious about Stargate novels lately after coming close to finishing my most recent rewatch, but I have to ask, are they actually any good? Because I kind of hate the stuff they add to the lore.
Like these Wraith names. Guide? Todd is the coolest frenemy in the entire Stargate franchise and he's just...Guide? And Michael is Lastlight? These sound like dopey fanfiction concoctions drummed up by someone who has read about too many sparkly vampires. Nightwind and Queen Highcloud. Ooh look at me I'm King Astralnimbus, and here's my pet iratus, Duke Nibblestorm!
Then there's the whole >!fanservice Teyla and Sheppard shipping.!< Just...
So yeah back to my original question. From a storytelling perspective, are these books any good? And by good I mean how well do they fit with the vibe of the show?
Still one of my absolute favorites: The Flurry
(None of the above images are mine.)
I remember sitting in my teens pouring over The Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels, and there was always one underdog that I just absolutely adored: The Flurry. A Rebel underdog ship if ever there was one, it had a very short-lived career before being destroyed above Bakura.
A bulk cruiser by design (a modified Quasar Fire-class by SoroSuub), ostensibly minimally armed, the Rebellion reconfigured it to carry up to 50 starfighters. More than they had available to load into it really. But I just loved the idea of this giant flying hangar that just spits out wave after wave of fighters. In a universe where starfighters regularly take down capital ships, that's quite the arsenal. It had a sleek simplistic design, clean lines, just a big flying wedge with a fat undercarriage.
I had the Micro Machines model, and I absolutely loved deploying these things in Star Wars: Rebellion and completely loading them up with fighters (it held six squadrons I think).
Such a fun little ship. Certainly something that should never be on the front lines, but drop it on the edge of the system, let it spit out its entire fleet of fighters, and have it hang back and watch the fireworks.
SGA S5 E7: Whispers | The most unrealistic moment in all of Stargate
Sheppard has been famously Kirking it across the Pegasus Galaxy and he's in charge of all the recon teams, and an all-female recon team escaped his notice? The gate system makes more sense.
Edit: Regretting not phrasing this better to clarify I'm having a laugh at Sheppard's expense, not salivating over an all-female team. Please at least try to be tasteful in the comments.
Stargate Continuum: Regarding Qetesh & Bocce Ba'al
So Qetesh states that Bocce Ba'al hasn't let her leave his side for 50 years. We know that Vala Mal Doran isn't that old because we've met her father (and they also remind us in Continuum that she wasn't a host to Qetesh for very long). At first I thought this was a writing inconsistency, but then I realized there's only one plausible explanation that makes sense: Qetesh had a different host, Bocce Ba'al totally stalked Vala Mal Doran until she was the appropriate age, then he convinced/forced his queen to take her as a host, purely for his own amusement/spite.
Just to reinforce the point of what a petty little bastard Bocce Ba'al was.
In appreciation of Vala Mal Doran
Having just wrapped my most recent rewatch of SG-1, I needed to once again state how much I love the character of Vala Mal Doran. Especially because after years of having to be the super serious character of Aeryn Sun on the super serious sci-fi series Farscape, Stargate gave Claudia Black the opportunity to just absolutely chew up the scenery. While the character has her detractors, for me, she was always a delight and I think one of the greatest additions to the series.
Also the pigtails 😆
SG1 S10E18: Family Ties | The Vagina Monologues
You can't convince me Teal'c walked out of there without at least one number.
I've never found the P90 to be a very practical weapon, but it is undeniably cool
There's something immensely satisfying about watching the rounds feed through the semitransparent mag.
Edit: You're welcome to discuss amongst yourselves whether it's practical or not 😂 I'm just here to watch bullets go brrr.
My one wish for a new Stargate series: a General O'Neil cameo
I mean, she was in the most episodes in franchise history and she appeared in all three previous shows.
Edit: with two L's. My bad!
Can a mod do something about these posts complaining about posts about mods?
Asking for a friend.
In case y'all haven't heard, all but one of the mods of r/Voyager have bailed
And the one that's left behind was only supposed to be looking for bots. It's becoming ShittyDaystrom 2.0 over there and it's great.