Secret Attic Family
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Secret Attic Family

I’ve been giggling about the idea of an attic family for 10 minutes. They have such personality. I would love a spin off of the attic family.

It’s a good band name too.

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 1 day ago

I just moved

I hired a task rabbit to install two acs and mount a microwave and he had to leave before he hung the tv. Putting this weird body pillow to good use.

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 1 day ago
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I’m feeling like Liz Lemon when she couldn’t get a ride from the dentist

I’m moving and anyone I can think of that would help me is busy or on vacation. I booked 2 task rabbit people and they both canceled.

I just wish I had a guy friend who could help me move, eat a block of cheddar cheese with me and not try and funny business.

Happy Valentine’s moving Day no one.

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 5 days ago
▲ 803 r/seinfeld

Biggest unnecessary d*ck: Muffin Top Guy

Can you come up with another candidate? Maybe Gladys Mayo.

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 28 days ago

She couldn’t say “husband”

Amanda stopped herself from saying “I said my husband’s here” and said “I think Kyle is here” she was already out the door right after their anniversary dinner.

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 2 months ago
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Tracy and his animals

Have you noticed that Tracy seems to have a huge number of animals?! The reef shark. Jeremy the lizard. His dog with the shock collar who eats steak. The fish he made Kenneth get…what other critters did he have?

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u/OneBigEyeRoll — 2 months ago
▲ 4 r/hsp

I had to leave a sub because it always upsets me

When I see catadvice on my feed I always end up sad because everything is so upsetting and then it ruins my night. Is that relatable to anyone or am I hspomg

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u/OneBigEyeRoll — 2 months ago

To be (in a relationship) or not to be (in a relationship)

Do any of you question whether or not you actually want a relationship? I’m constantly wavering. I don’t know if imposing this societal pressure on myself but there are times I’m like “ is something wrong with me?”

Is it weird to just want to be alone? Is it because everyone sucks? Am I too picky? Do I have no drive because I’m in perimenopause?! Is it because I have adhd? Because I’m an introvert?

I’ve been going out with a guy for a bit. We have had 4 dates. He keeps pursuing me but I’m so apathetic. Blah. I know obviously not everyone is a match but I always feel that way.

Is this because I don’t really want a relationship?! Are there other loners out there?

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u/OneBigEyeRoll — 2 months ago
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Need advice! - Plasic bead removal

EDIT - GOT RID OF THEM!!! Thank yall for being so quick to help me out :)

I have this really gorgeous dress, but there are some very cheap tacky looking beads that sit in the middle of the chest.

I was wondering how to remove them without damaging the rest of the dress at all.

I'm not sure what they are made out of. Feels like a cheap plastic, kind of soft. Maybe a resin?? It doesn't scratch or dent if I push my nail against it / scratch / tap it.

u/Midi_HM — 2 months ago

I think I deserve an award. I just got home from a 10 hour date.

It took a lot of mental preparation but I tried to imagine myself enjoying a day at the beach with this person. I tried to pack everything I might want such as Advil. Bandaids. A bandana. A fan. I just pretended to be easy going and I started to believe it. He did talk a lot and I just stopped paying attention. I don’t think he cared if I was even listening.

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u/OneBigEyeRoll — 2 months ago
▲ 1 r/stupid

If you hate NY and its people so much, why are you trying to date us?

This guy matched with me on a dating app. We’re both in NY. Does he think this is a good approach?

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 3 months ago

When someone puts “no drama” in their profile.

Do you assume they’re the one that creates drama or they attract people that bring drama? Cause that’s exactly what I think.

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u/OneBigEyeRoll — 3 months ago

Forager’s Project Greek yogurt influencer commercial

The tone of voice in this angers me so much. The end of every sentence is like a question and the last part of the audio sounds like she’s reading a script. Plus the “it’s literally so hard to find a Greek yogurt that’s high in protein” is kinda bs.

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u/OneBigEyeRoll — 3 months ago

Ellie get over yourself not everything is about you

Does she really believe they’re trying to upset her and get a reaction out of her?! No one cares that much about you.

u/OneBigEyeRoll — 3 months ago