I’m tired of these “people” pretending they’re the victims

This is the only subreddit where even slightly critical viewpoints on this game are tolerated and these glazers still have the nerve to brigade the shit out of it and act like us simply having issues with the game is an assault on their bloodline. It’s not enough that they’re allowed to doxx and harass anyone they want on the official subreddits. It’s not enough that despite routinely votebombing and harassing every post on this sub since the update is allowed in the name of unfiltered discourse. They STILL need to bring the victim mentality. Attacking people for not agreeing with you makes you a PERPETRATOR, NOT a victim. No amount of mental gymnastics can change that.

“Can you not insult us every single post”

You people define insults as anything that isn’t “this update is flawless and there are no issues with this game at all”

“This subreddit is so hateful”

You people are some of the biggest fucking hypocrites I’ve ever fucking seen. I’ve infiltrated your guys’ discord servers where you bitch and moan endlessly about every single viewpoint you don’t agree with and make porn depicting us as children being raped by various enemies in this game and being torn limb from limb. You people need therapy.

Respectfully touch fucking grass and go see therapists

/uj my god found this absolute jerk of all jerks in unfiltered even got 2 upvotes after 16hours and from what i know of this person this is his actually view

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u/PaleAssistance3643 — 6 days ago

it time to take back r/superjerk from the tyrannical mod

yes you Timothy you think you will escape todays mod hate no you removed my very funny post a month back this is blatant mod abuse i demand that he gives the title of mod to me now for this transgression

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 10 days ago
▲ 132 r/SuperJerk

Guy don't you know the game is actively dying right now as i write this and i have a new fancy word to show it

i will show you my new fancy word to but all the glazers in their play "revolving door business model" do i know what it is no does not apply to helldiver no but keep saying this fancy word and we will win

and to show you how it works i will show you a example form one of our glorious warriors

"With this game you have a playerbase around 40k, 10-15k of which are mindless glazedivers with 10k+ hours who could fail every mission they played due to game breaking bugs and would still depressingly send death threats and doxx anyone who dares call out any issues with this game. This in and of itself is already embarrassing beyond words. Now add the fact that the other 25k is a revolving door of new installs that play for about a week and then uninstall. All it takes is one massive coordinated review bomb and the spigot will run dry. Hate me all you want but I’m right."

as you see this glorious example beat the said glazediver that it was put against all because of my new word that i have no idea what it means does not apply to helldiver but i will use it anyways

/uj i cant any longer at least with the "constant nerfs" they have a bit of history to support he just found fancy word and went with it and when beat he just called me a glazediver as all good arguments end

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 13 days ago

Why did narrowhead put it on the very last day of my vacation

i tell you why to silence me so i have less time to spread the truth while i work they want to silence me i tell you what it will not work i will still spread my truth no matter what they do to silence it i will spread the gospel of how bad everything is anywhere and at anytime

/uj why do they keep doing this they always when i have a vacation make me look forward to the end it like a constant of life at this point long vacation ya time to just be counting the days because the shit you want is at the end

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 15 days ago

guys i saw a glazer being slightly positive about narrowhead what should i do

i cant believe it I'm shaking and throwing up and shitting at the same time i already called him a "white knight glazer" but i cant shake the feeling there is more i can do to stop this crime against us all this crime against every true unfiltered patriot

/uj i cant with this community a dude was just saying why he thinks that the cultist are not gone forever and dude really got called "a white knight for a billion dollar company" mother fuckers cant even be remotely positive now and it got positive upvotes on main

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 18 days ago
▲ 106 r/SuperJerk

Guys it time to review bomb for nerfing the Cultist out of existence

They personally attacked me by not putting content that i should not even know about in game they should know we see and know all and they cant disappoint us like this we need to show them that we know when they pre nerf and they cant get away with it

/uj what the fuck is this community man unfiltered is upvoting this shit (not the words just the same premises) review bomb over anything

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 19 days ago

How do you think they will handle different regiments being in one faction

How do you think they could have different regiments in one faction (such as Cadian and Krieg, or for space marine Dark Angels and Ultramarines etc.)?

Do you think it is just an army painter and all of the unique army stat changes come from elsewhere?

Or you can make your faction (or even army's) choose a sub-faction such as Krieg and have unique stats, like for Krieg, maybe they are nearly unbreakable but enter a rage state when in melee.

or something else

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 20 days ago
▲ 159 r/LowSodiumHellDivers+1 crossposts

Im sure A.S.S is gone forever high command would never lie to us

(really hope you can read the last 3 incase you cant it meridia being just a black hole, bot for sure being gone forever and TCS 1.0 working fine)

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 25 days ago
▲ 365 r/SuperJerk

I HATE BUG DIVERS

For some reason 20% of all hell divers are on the bug front during a bot major order. This is so disappointing that I cannot even express it in words. And for some reason it's on akamar 4 again! You will literally just spent like a week on that planet doing nothing and now you're back to doing that planet after we got the first stage of the campaign done you made like I believe it at most 17% liberation progress and then immediately lost all of it the moment you guys stepped away and now instead of you know focusing 10. The 10% that is on other planets on akmar. 4. Which would at the very least liberate us a planet. No what you're going to do is you're going to spread out 10% and have another 10% on akamar 4, which will cause not only akamar IV to not be liberated but also the other planets that the other 10% are on and I do not get what the bug die for obsession with akmar IV and crimazica is like what is so important or so appealing that you absolutely must go to that planet even when there is nothing significant related to the current campaign against the people who have a planet killing laser station. Like ah yes, we must go attack Red bug land instead of dealing with the orbital death ray. That makes perfect sense. Genius plan everyone! And not only this, but previously when the void was just barely starting out. And the debs made an entire subfaction of the squids where it's just unarmored bullet sponge which is basically about most of the bug front. I mean there's like what four enemies that have actual armor like there's the hiveguard, the impaler, the bile Titan and the charger. And that's it for anything that can't be easily shot in the face with light pen. And yet you still refused to go and fight on the place where everything can be shot in the face with the same guns that you like to use. And even better fire is an equal opportunity employer. You can kill everything if you just burn it to death but no instead of taking your fire equipment and go burn to death a bunch of flesh mobs you instead landed on some random freaking bug planet and decided to do absolutely nothing and make zero liberation progress. And now the void is eight planets large at this point. And then you complain about how the subfaction that is practically just copy pasted Bug tactics is too hard when it's literally just the same thing you've been fighting the entire time. With just a different skin. like a flesh Mob is just a bile spewer that runs at you instead of spraying you with bile and an overseer is practically the same as a hive guard and even better unlike the bugs where everything can call in a bug breach. There's only one thing that can call in reinforcements on the squid front and it's very easy to see instead of one random scavenger hiding behind a bunch of plants. And then to top all this off there was cyberstan a half billion reinforcements were used on the bug front and not even counting usage for the strategic order that was specifically issued so you could help the campaign even without leaving the front, usage outside of that strategic order so usage that was not during the oh boy get the high class terminated samples mission to get more reinforcements was half a billion. To sum it up you spent all the bonus reinforcements the devs gave us so not only the acquire biological specimens strategic order but also the opportunity to use the DSs to go and get those extra helldivers. All of those two reinforcement boosts combined were used up on the bug front.during that entire major order where every reinforcement was critical to the mission. I did. The bugs are fun to mow down with fire. I play bugs occasionally. But I can read which seems to be something that not many bug divers can do. And I can also understand the concept of numerosity which is the whole understanding numbers being bigger or smaller than other numbers. Which again seems to be a thing that some bug divers are incapable of. And I'm not even saying you guys never have to go back to the bug front. But what I am asking is FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T JUST SIT THERE ON THE BUG FRONT ACTUALLY PITCH IN SOMEWHERE ELSE! PLEASE!!

Edit/uj i did not write this i stole it i only made the picture and does not portray my actual views

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 1 month ago
▲ 132 r/SuperJerk

100% undeniable evidence that outsourcehead outsourced A.S.S

WE CANT KEEP LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS

u/PaleAssistance3643 — 1 month ago