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My brother had my parents over for dinner. Mom texted me a bunch of pictures. And you can literally see the life draining out of his eyes as the evening goes on. Posting with his permission.

u/STOP____HAMMER_TIME — 1 month ago
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16 years ago, a blind umpire robbed Armando Galaragga of a perfect game. He went on to get the 28th out. MLB could have easily ended the sham by recognizing it as a perfect game but haven't.

u/STOP____HAMMER_TIME — 2 months ago

When I was about 10, my dad told me I was his favorite son (I have 2 brothers). It didn’t feel good. It felt like a burden. Here’s a song I *think* I’ve finished about it through the lens of the biblical story of Noah and the Ark. I’m interested to hear any feedback.

Lyrics for anyone interested:

The Flood

For forty days and forty nights
You swell up the rivers to your heart's delight 
For you
For only you 

Rain coming in from the country side 
There's a riot in the streets won't you come inside
With me
To be with me 

And oh
Why am I so terrified 
Of everything 

I serve the Lord with all my might 
I pour out my heart in the dirty street light 
For you 
For only you 

And do you love your children when we let you down
Now the city's underwater and you let them drown
But me 
Why only me? 

And oh
This charm you've placed around my neck
This crown you've placed upon my head 
It's heavy 
It's heavy 

Tell me tell me
Show me show me
You blind my eyes
Your rain it stings
What is this love
The storm it brings?

Lift me up and I'll sail away 
On the backs of my brothers in a nameless grave
For you
For only you

An empty sea, this empty space
My empty eyes, when you hide your face
From me
From only me

And oh
This charm you've placed around my neck
This crown you've placed upon my head
It's heavy
It's heavy

u/STOP____HAMMER_TIME — 2 months ago

This song is called "Death of the Party" and it's a punchy pop song about a broken relationship. What do you think? Should I produce it?

u/STOP____HAMMER_TIME — 4 months ago