u/Some_Witness_1944

What is sebastian's game plan for escape

Before you brand me as a larper i know he has a vessel coming to rescue him but before that how does he plan to not starve before then?

The broadcast says "when skies are clear" a.k.a when urbanshade leaves, and due to them not telling expendables jackshit, they might take a while

He probably cant traverse the halls very safely as a node could randomly appear and since he cant fit in the lockers, he might die

Also most of the food would've rotten or become inaccessible and he would probably require a VERY large amount of calories due to his size

I don't think he'd resort to eating the corpses of expendables due to rot And mr minigames man eating them

* this is inspired by the doors journal (im still new to doors)

Nodes- quick, painless, instant

Pandemonium- being eaten alive

Good people- being slashed into pieces and or becoming part of the entity

Void mass- like acid slowly dissolving you

Squiddles- being hit and partially blinded by their ink

Abomination- being ripped in half then being eaten

Turrets- its a 🔫.

Parasites- being skinned and devoured all over your body

Pdg- explodes so quickly your brain almost instantly goes dark

Divine- collapsed lung and brain damage after having like half your bones broken

Environmental hazards- almost all of them are instant death or are real world thingys

Candle bearers and brutes- being crused by a 10x faster hydraulic press

Eyefestation- having the worst headache inhumanly possible then melting

Extras

Eden trees- feeling yourself go static (pins and needles type) and becoming goop

Skinless corpse- having your face bitten off

A 60- being bitten ig

Bottomfeeder- being paralyzed and devoured

The fuckas i call Bobby fischer- having your esophagus RIPPED OUT

Cement shoes -being dragged to ⬜️⬜️⬜️

Bouncers- getting your skeleton ripped out (mentioned in game)

Jetsuit-feeling like you are getting more and more energy drained from you like a damn juicepack

Gom- being vaporised

If im forgetting anyone you may want me to just tell me in the comments

I have 2 wins in yhe base game dawg wtf😭😭

Edit: assuming he was speed running, 35 minutes per run

35x1083 is 37905

37905÷24 is 630

630 hours ON JUST SUCCESFUL RUNS

Ballad of misery 150% - have fun ;)

(Eyefestation's pull is even stronger than outraged eyefestation, nodes spawn even more than up the hate, almost all rooms are dark and nodes spawn in dark rooms and NONE of them flicker lights, your movement speed is halved, max hp is set to 50, famage from everything is doubled, entity spawn rates are DOUBLED,

Every node rebounds, and good people spawn at every opportunity as an extra fuck you)

Schizo 10%- some entity sounds may play at random

(Made to cause the player to become Paranoid)

Feel the music! 10%- the ridge speakers are present from the beginning

Locker less 25% - every Locker is gone

Damageless 25%- max hp is set to 1

Lightless 25%- no light sources spawn

Mr shade simulator 35%- could you speak up?

(Max hp is 1,[incompatible with damageless] your movement speed is significantly reduced and every sound is muffled)

Carry on 15%- damage from previous runs come back

(If you took 100 damage and died, next run you spawn with 50 hp

If you had 30 hp at the end, next run you will have 65 hp [70/2])

Amputee 20% - you can only carry 1 item

Paranoid 10% - Gotta keep you on your toes

(You can see lights flicker without an angler *actually* spawning)

Schizophrenia 10% - What meds?

(You can hear fake angler and pinkie screams)

Eco friendly 25%- node entities no longer flicker lights

WE ARE SPEED 40%- Every node entites speed is DOUBLED.

Miss us? 15%- the grand encounters are back

(Sub modifier of it)

MISS ME 10%- Abomination and the firewall (not the entire course) are replaced by pandemonium

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes. 10% - every node entity has the same effect as chainsmoker

Outraged eyefestation30%- GRR IM VERY ANGRY SHARK GRR

Tip toes 10%- wall dwellers are far quieter

Angrymonium 15% - you flashed him >:(

(Pandemonium's minigame is harder and he's faster)

Spring in my step 20%- every node entity rebounds

Cheap batteries 5% - licks battery yeah this one's dead

(Every battery only gives 25% power of a light source)

The veryhandyman 5%- doorstoppers take the same amount of time as mines to disarm

Moron 5%- HOW do you keep falling for these </3

(Sebastian and painter insult you every time you take damage, kinda similar to sitcom)

Hp go bye bye 25% - damage from all sources is doubled

(Ex- good people normally deal 55 dmg now they do 110 dmg [death] landmines go from 45 to 90 damage, etc)

GAS GAS GAS 30%- all nodes have the same speed as blitz

Secure- turrets no longer have an off switch 10%

DIE YOU FILTH- Turrets kill INSTANTLY 20%

Double security- you ain't getting through THAT easy 10%

(Some keycard rooms have both keywords and passwords and you need to put both in)

Dont mind if I do- sebastian can steal items you drop 5%

Modifier entity- silence

Silence- adds silence to the roster 15%

(Silence will approach behind you and will silence your footsteps at first, then silence all noises to survive you need to look behind

If it catches you, it removes ALL hearing [all visual cues from deaf mode aswell])

Let me know of what you think of my creation😃

Bug number 5 baby🔥🔥🔥🔥

Genuinely HOW

For me personally, its so much variety

For just 10 percent, you have to deal with CONSTANT froggers and pinkies

If you mess up once and get caught lacking by blitz or froggers or even pinkie you d i e

And pandemonium spawns more often :p

For me, i got hit with a combination of skinless corpse, Bobby Fischer, coagulate and eyefestation at the same time😭😭😭

For me

Hunted: i actually think i have decent odds.

Pipsqueak and crooked are relatively easy and regards won't be too hard

Operation heartburn: yeah FUCK NO i dont even know how to relaoad a shotgun

Raveyard: i give myself 40/60 odds of survival

I think i might be able to outrun tge bouncers but i still have a high chance of death

The vault is hunted but with a 5 minutes limit so fuh no

It takes place on a large track, in the middle is a large lake and it is surrounded by water ( dont fall in)

The sky initially glows blue (slight) but can occasionally glow red (heed)

The giant eye in the sky also changes

If the eye in the sky is slight, looking at it will make your screen shake until it becomes 33% opacity blue and 66% on a second time (dead on third)

Your main objective is to complete laps around the ring until god decides you win

Initially you will see similarly to litany domain text saying "WATCH OUT"

If the sky is red, then you need to look up until the text goes away

If the sky is blue go in the opposite direction where you were going

Again this is very unfinished and likely needs a lot of work but hey its still something :p