Starfleet is shutting down the Wolf 359 Re-enactment Society
I know, disgusting.
We've had another letter from Starfleet command complaining about being "insensitive" and "offensive", but all we're trying to do is meet up in a public park once a month for a little historical battle re-enactment.
We're no different that the Starfleet officers who re-enact battles like the Alamo or dress in old-timey clothes. We just have better costumes and meet in a physical place instead of the holodeck.
Speak to your Federation representative today! Don't let Starfleet overreach and take away our civil freedoms to re-enact their massive disasters!
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And yes, the Federation Day even is still going ahead. Meet up in Bois De Boulogne park in Paris at midday. Starfleet to the north-east of the park, and Borg to the north-west. Those dressed as ships on the south side where your pre-booked lake-boats will be waiting for you.