What do you mean “dead dove?” You’ve barely told me there’s a bird at all!

What do you mean “dead dove?” You’ve barely told me there’s a bird at all!

This is just me bitching about writers who use hardly any non-character/ship tags, don’t provide a summary, and then tag it “dead dove.” I feel like I’m beating a dead horse here but ffs “dead dove” means “exactly what it says on the tin,” not “darkfic.” I know next to nothing about this fic from these tags, and unless I’m on my third or fourth run through a certain tag and getting desperate, I’m not gonna waste my time on it.

u/SquirrelStone — 2 days ago

A different take on the comic thing- my accidental hate endings on my first attempt at a mate everything run

I’m only halfway through getting endings for the characters but I think 3/50 hate endings isn’t too bad for a first run 😅

u/SquirrelStone — 12 days ago

What’s your favorite archetype?

I’ve noticed that I tend to lean more towards the elegant or edgy girl type, and I was wondering what everyone else’s favorite archetype is- girl crush, tomboy, badass, etc. Who tends to grab your attention?

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u/SquirrelStone — 29 days ago

me: my next step for my WoW dashboard is to make a view of relevant nations; also me: birthday page

I mean as long as the data was there, right? 😅

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u/SquirrelStone — 30 days ago

Working on a little dashboard of where the Women of the World Wednesday are from

Obviously a big work in progress (particularly cause my system doesn't recognize Scotland, Wales, and England separately), but I've got a rough draft of where our WoW pop girls are from! I split it into three major groups: country of birth, city of birth, and other relevant nations (that last one is for women with significant cultural ties to other places, for example Sophia of Katseye was born in NYC but raised in the Philippines, Dua Lipa is the child of immigrants, Anachnid is part of the Anisininew and Mi'kmaq nations that aren't recognized on most maps, etc.).

Darker colors mean more ladies born there, lighter means fewer, based on the suggestions from the WoW weekly posts and a few bonuses (ex. I was adding in Sophia and said "hey why not add in all of Katseye while I'm here").

Also included are two example nations: Indonesia and England.

I'm gonna try to make this available online and interactive for public use, but I got too excited and wanted to share early!

(bonus note to self: change the map type or pick a color that doesn’t match the roadways 😅)

u/SquirrelStone — 1 month ago

People who chew with their mouths open

I’ve had people chew so loud I can hear them from the next table over at a restaurant, even over the music and usual restaurant noise, and some people are so loud it’s actually cartoonish. Just close your fucking mouth ffs.

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u/SquirrelStone — 1 month ago
▲ 466 r/billboard+1 crossposts

This is fucking insanity

So apparently now I need a pro subscription to Billboard just to see what the top 100 is. What the fuck is happening in this world?

u/Haunting_Kitchen_543 — 2 months ago
▲ 49 r/DisneyChannel+1 crossposts

given the reboot, I decided to submit my own Cheetah Girls fancast

Priah Ferguson as Galleria

Laila Lockhart Kraner as Chanel

Mykal Michelle Harris as Dorinda (hear me out Dorinda's 12 in the books she's younger on purpose)

Anais Lee as Aqua

Mirabelle Lee as Angie

u/SquirrelStone — 2 months ago

Just started season 3 and the Sarah-Lana thing is so out of left field

Sarah spent nearly all of season 2 supporting her mom and being pissed at her dad (with good reason), and then season 3, like a month after the end of season 2, she just spun around and started bitching at Lana, using Kyle’s affair as ammunition just because Lana grounded her? And for Lana to slap her in response, while not abnormal for a cw tv drama, was completely out of character for her.

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u/SquirrelStone — 2 months ago

Did y’all learn nothing?

PS if you can’t name and identify by face the 2nd and 3rd richest people in the world without looking it up, I don’t wanna hear shit from you about Taylor’s wealth being bad because you don’t actually care about wealth inequality, you care about bitching about Taylor.

u/SquirrelStone — 2 months ago

I know they’re different departments but the site redesign is bugging me

While I do like the comparison graphics in the theory section, the overall design just feels hollow to me, and the space/constellation theme looks like they got the leftovers from an astrology site instead of relating to the four aspects. Furthermore, removing the characters and the sextas removed a lot of the personality of the site itself and made it more difficult to process the information- a cute little artist called “the chronicler” is a lot more likely to stick in people’s brains than one of 24 arrangements of four letters. If I were new to AP, this would be a pretty big roadblock to overcome.

Maybe once they actually update the descriptions it’ll make more sense, but I doubt it and I’m quite annoyed by AP’s promise of new descriptions “coming soon” and never delivering.

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u/SquirrelStone — 2 months ago
▲ 61 r/saintsatine+1 crossposts

A while back I designed perfumes inspired by Katseye, and I wanted to give the saints the same treatment!

I get intermittently obsessed with perfume and anything I'm interested in has a habit of bleeding over from one topic to another, thus this little project was born. With Katseye, I leaned towards what the girls already said they liked, but since we don't have that level of insight into the saints yet, this is purely vibes based 😅

Saint Satine: for the group as a whole, I wanted something that leaned towards the elegant side while also focusing on the energy they have. As a result, I went with some "elevated" forms of certain youthful scents - orange blossom over orange, vanilla caviar over vanilla, macarons over cookies, brown sugar over sugar. I think it worked out pretty well here!

Saint Lexie: okay, I fell victim to the "Lexie looks like Snow White" bit that's been in my head since Pop Star Academy. But I think the fruitiness of the apple would best be balanced out by flowers and those very strong, steady base notes.

Saint Samara: she looks like a beach girlie, what can I say? I can totally envision her hanging out, catching some sun, and when you're doing that, you need citrus, you need amber, you need something that'll grow stronger throughout the day.

Saint Emily: honestly this is the reverse of what I usually do, putting the gourmands at the bottom of the pyramid and the flowers at the top, but I think it would work for Emily, and I especially wanted to put the cherry blossoms up front because Sakura said she's the closest with her and I thought it would be a cute little reference.

Saint Sakura: the baby of the group! Sakura's got such fun, bubbly energy that I wanted to reflect it in her perfume, and I ended up really building the entire scent around the strawberry fizz candy and the ice cream.

Which is your favorite? Would you make any changes? Which do you think I want to try most (hint: it's not my bias's 😭)?

u/SquirrelStone — 3 months ago

Fried Green Tomatoes

Milly Alcock as Idgie Threadgood and Alice Englert as Ruth Jamison

Truth be told I was leaning towards Florence Pugh for Idgie because her Thunderbolts look is definitely giving Idgie vibes, but I had my heart set on Alice for Ruth and wanted to choose someone younger for Idgie since there’s a bit more of a gap between the two in the book/movie as well.

u/SquirrelStone — 3 months ago
▲ 0 r/movies

I was thinking the other day about how a post-breakup glow up is kind of a cultural staple when you think of romcoms and chick flicks (especially the 2000s), but the only one I can think of for some reason is Legally Blonde. I ran through a few other movies with the “makeover” trope in my head, but none of them really fit (ex. She’s All That and My Big Fat Greek Wedding had the glow ups before they got together, The Princess Diaries was unrelated to relationships at all, etc.).

Does anyone have any other movie suggestions where the main character gets a makeover after a break up?

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u/SquirrelStone — 4 months ago