When I go back in time to Oct 30th, 2019 to sneak into Minute Maid and try and tell Hinch not to pull Greinke but security catches me and I’m forced to relive 2019 WS G7 all over again

u/SyrupSilent7588 — 2 months ago
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Cryo is brutal

Got jumped trying to open vault 1 for a friend. We scanned before doing terminals and assumed we were in the clear. Obviously not

u/SyrupSilent7588 — 2 months ago

Cal Raleigh this season

As an Asterisks fan I know cheating when I see it, investigate 2025 Cal Raleigh NOW

-EDIT: I drafted this post before his 7th inning grand slam but oh well he’ll go 0-4 tomorrow anyways

u/SyrupSilent7588 — 3 months ago

Peak of shit mountain

Our teams surrendered a combined 50 runs today. FIFTY fucking runs. The AL West is truly the pinnacle of mediocrity and poverty. Congratulations on our future division winner whoever you are on your 2026 WS Win

u/SyrupSilent7588 — 3 months ago

Missing out on all the fun

If only the NL West wasn’t so lame. Who names themselves NL “Best” fkn cringe

u/SyrupSilent7588 — 4 months ago