u/Tickomatick

After 4 years of asking for one, my parents finally got me an electric skateboard for my 17th birthday after I finally convinced them I was responsible. Only for 3 days into ownership an idiot in an F-350 cause he needs to compensate for his microscopic genitalia cuts me off and runs over said board. He literally looked at me coming off the sidewalk to his right, immediately floors it and cranks his cuckmobile in my direction making me jump off the board and then he ran right over it. Fuck my chungus life bro tspmo USE YOUR EYES.

They say Revenge is a dish best served cold, always wondered what that meant but now I know. originally I was going to damage the truck but that's too obvious. so I planned and have come up with this (I learned the kid goes to my school) : i have the next 2 hours of school free before my last class. one of my friends is going to take me to the hardware store where i will buy 5 tubes of JB Weld and 2 bottles of red Loc-tite Becuase he owns an older truck that needs to be manually unlocked, im going to JB weld all the door handles. then i will apply more to every door under the seam such that he cannot see or get at it with any tools. then i will apply more to his hoodlatch effectively sealing the bay. then i will apply the red loctite to every lugnut on the truck. he parks in an area that has no school cameras so he doesn't have to pay. therefore there is no way to trace this to me. then i will put ruined skateboard wheel on the hood so he knows who did it. if he reports me he admits to Vehicular Assault or even attempted manslaughter. he kept me from my board, I'm keeping him from his truck.

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