u/Wadarkhu

I'm so bored in the oceans.

What if the world was a bowl instead? Or just reconceptualize the current worlds as inside a great lake or something.

All the water could be fresh and Dinos will line up at the shores to get chomped hydrate. More interactions. More risk. Still plenty of shallow rivers and ponds for safe options (until the water runs out). Still plenty big enough that most areas will probably be safe. Just a little more opportunity. ...for my fellow aquatics 🫡

Edit: This map is not accurate to size. The largest bodies of water in this hypothetical map would be just a bit bigger than that river widening between Cedrus Forest & Big Tree Overlook, the bit just below Tall Brush Coasts. That size is plenty big for multiple aquatics without being so large that it makes the land parts seem too far apart from each other.

"kindled" by another. ^(I don't know Anglish, but think it's cool.)

Green: What your character sees.

Red highlight: What the player cannot see past.

Currently we seem to have a circle that cuts away part of the tree, as you can see on the bottom one, but I feel like the circle is way too small? I wish instead of this circular cutoff, instead the trees that are "below" us just had some opacity.

Like yeah, it's really pretty, but what if there's a zombie behind that tree?! My character would be sweating bullets meanwhile I am clueless.

(picture yoinked from another post)

Better reset your score people, how long did you last this time?

Where was all the shoving and wrestling though? Oh right, this was a civilised game.

^(I want our 100 minute war in the final.)

The price is actually insane, and the specs? Don't even get me started on that.

I mean if it wasn't built for me, a veteran steam user who already has a custom built PC far more powerful than I knew the steam machine was going to be, then who is it for?

Console gamers looking for a fairer platform without predatory practices like paid multiplayer?

People who want a perfectly capable machine for most modern games that will only get better with optimizations thanks to the standardized hardware just like what happened with the steam deck?

People who are yet to enter the PC market and want a customisable yet compact machine with a custom built OS perfect for couch gaming?

/s

^(credit "inside games" on YT for the screen cap I used for this shitpost, the complaints are silly, why would pc enthusiasts think a PC marketed as a casual living room device was going to be a replacement for their balls to the wall custom loop gaming PC?)

They're so silly. There's more but I cannot for the life of me figure out the right words to google :(

All the same authoritarian surveillance but we get none of the cool high tech stuff nor the increased personal safety that other surveillance states get to boast, wtf.

(credit to our fave, Merrivius for creating elf art that fits too perfectly for editing into altmer superiority memes)

"He came to realise he didn't actually ask his discord kitten anything about themselves other than what they'd like him to do to them."

Kitten should break up with that selfish jerk.

I made some gem finder ones so I wanted one whose sole purpose was to witness coal. It probably eats it because worms eat dirt or whatever.