
u/dandle

In 1984, Stevie Wonder and Bob Dylan shared a Grammy Award for their harmonica cover of "Dueling Banjos," creatively titled "Duelin' Harmonicas."
Canada Goose ad on Reddit
This ad communicates... nothing.
What is the brand character of Canada Goose being expressed in this ad? Wearing its products makes you laugh maniacally at nothing?
What does the accompanying text mean? The line is like Garanimals, so you can arbitrarily mix and match the pieces of clothing if you only wear Canada Goose? Was that a feature that consumers were demanding?
Isn't the point of Canada Goose to be warm? Is "embracing the chill" too self-consciously ironic?
Putnam police get big mad over their toy
Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the dude who ran down the Flock surveillance system in Putnam here. Sometimes there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
When Donald Trump was told about the damage to the National Mall where he had held his July 4 celebration:
"We could work as a team, find out whoever did this, and punish the vandal ourselves. Maybe take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him."
The unsung hero of candy: French burnt peanuts
The history of French burnt peanuts is spotty, but they appear to be an American evolution of Jordan almonds via German candied almonds (Gebrannte Mandeln) that substituted the peanut for the almond. The French burnt peanut (not French at all) begat the Boston baked bean and thence one of the most important confectionary inventions of the 20th century: Peanut M&M's in 1954.
Anyway, I like them.
Hummingbirds - no photos
I'm not a younger person, so it was fun to have only learned today that the ruby-throated hummingbird will feed and nest high up in conifers.
I live in Southern New England in the US. We have a Norway Spruce tree on our property that is roughly 40 feet tall.
This afternoon, I heard a crow high in the tree and was looking for it when I noticed several hummingbirds elsewhere near the treetop, flitting about the ends of the branches. I have observed ruby-throated hummingbirds at our window a few times over the years but assumed that they were passing by, since we have no flowers particularly suited to them.
How wonderful to see the hummers up in the tree and to confirm that this is a normal behavior for them that I had never known until now. I will be on the lookout for more of them when I pass this tree.
Trump after it was revealed that he hid in a food trailer and let the press corps and Secret Service be decoys on Air Force One for an alleged Iranian assassination attempt against him
People who call black cats "voids" and venomous snakes "danger noodles"
This sort of slang is a relatively recent phenomenon, appearing in the last 10 years. Not content to let dog people go on about their "doggos" and "fur babies," influencers and content creators spread other odious terms for different types of animals to horn in on the act, exploit the algorithms, and get those sweet, sweet likes and shares. The impressionable picked up these "cute" and "playful" terms and spread them like parasitic explosive diarrhea.
Look at this guy's horse chest. Look at that!
"Goose suit." It's an old circus term. That's why we say "goose suit." Okay? That's why we say it.
Poseidon when Odysseus and his crew stuck a hot spike in his boy's eye to blind him and then shot him with an arrow just to be a dick
r/conservative liked this adaptation of The Odyssey better than Christopher Nolan's masterpiece until the heroes in it crushed a bunch of klansmen with a fiery cross and they learned that George Clooney is a lib
I don't want to say it, but... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that would slick back really nice. Oh yeah.
It was the night that Skelly came to life.
They pull your hair up, but not out to turn into a man and have another chance at the Story of My Life