For your viewing pleasure, IGN's "Top 10 Ways to Fix JRPGs" [2010]
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For your viewing pleasure, IGN's "Top 10 Ways to Fix JRPGs" [2010]

In case you guys wanted a prime example of how JRPGs were viewed in the 7th generation of consoles

I see in that Yoshida comments thread about E33 that some posters that weren't around at the time do not understand or do not believe that the way JRPGs and Japanese games were viewed was not exactly positive. My friends, the issue was not just clips on X-Play or hot takes in articles. It was like, a whole environment in the West because of how much Western gaming blew up. An environment where a certain someone could say "Japanese games just suck" and some people would think 'yeah he's got a point there'. (not to say that Japanese games weren't going through stuff at that time)

I made a thread about this before years ago, and I feel it's a good time to bring this back. And to it's credit, this article isn't even necessarily saying Japanese games are bad, but they are saying they need to be 'fixed'. So this is probably one of the most charitable example to how the genre was viewed you can find here coming from the gaming website of the time.

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u/garfe — 18 hours ago

Can we just talk about that brief time Scott lost his powers so he started using a gun?

He's out of powers but he's not out of options

u/garfe — 3 days ago

Really hope the MCU gets Storm right. Or honestly does literally anything with Storm compared to the Fox movies

I checked to make sure there wasn't a rant about this in the sub before. Surprised to see there wasn't. I've seen people mention Jean for obvious reasons, I saw a rant the other day about how hard it would be to adapt Cyclops (disagree), there's been discourse for years on how a new Charles/Erik/Logan would need to measure to their previous actors and how hard that would be.

But I very rarely see anybody point out Storm. I mean, I definitely see people mention it. But I don't think there has been enough people actually bring up that for her popularity, she was basically not a character in the FoX-Men movies. She just existed to do lightning blasts and stuff. Storm is a really interesting character. She should be as important, or at least close to important, to the narrative as Jean or Logan (and Scott for that matter but that's a different story). She should be a trusted confidante to Jean and a sub-leader if Chuck or Scott isn't around. She should be, like...a character. She's more than just her cool powerset, aura farming and theatricality. Actually, when I think about, she wasn't even really any of those things either in those movies so just getting those right would be an improvement

Sorry for rambling, I just keep getting annoyed at how much they fucked up with Storm and her lack of character in the previous movies. It's weird that Halle Berry is in the movie, who is a talented actress generally, and they don't do anything with her. Admittedly they don't really do much with anybody that wasn't Chuck/Erik/Logan but it just felt really egregious with Storm for me. I really just need SOMETHING for her. The fact that X-Men 97 did a lot with her despite not being around all the time really cemented this for me.

Oh and if it's true she will cameo in Black Panther 3, I don't have a problem with that at all unlike some people. Just as long as Wakanda isn't like a core part of her personality for some reason.

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u/garfe — 3 days ago

TIL that headpatting thing MCs do not only has its name, but is a [technique] of sorts

u/garfe — 9 days ago

Spitting out thoughts on [Hyakki Ryouran no Yakata]

First of all ^^She cute

Time to talk about a VN I'm pretty sure not a lot of you have ever read or heard of but I finished it recently and after sitting on it for a while, I wanted to give my thoughts on it because I really felt like I had to write something after all that. There's basically no way to talk about this without spoilers everywhere so you've been warned. This will be probably long and is mostly me spitting about whatever

TL;DR I fully praise the art, soundtrack, and initial eerie atmosphere and note its heavy adult content. However, despite a strong common route and a couple of lovely ladies, the whole narrative falls short as later routes prioritize H-scenes over plot development. Ultimately I express my frustration over numerous weirdly handled plot points, vague lore explanations, and an unsatisfying true ending

So I was horny bored and got it in my mind to check out something I'd never even heard of. And I chose this. Hyakki Ryouran no Yakata(https://vndb.org/v21185) is from Astronauts: Sirius. A studio that doesn't have any of it's titles officially in English but will soon with Labyrinthos. I was drawn to this mainly from the art. It looked incredible. Additionally when I started the game, it blasted with this unbelievable OST that just hooked me in from the sound alone.

The premise sounded pretty typical and there's a good chance you've probably read something with this setup already. MC finds a mysterious mansion which happens to have multiple beautiful women in it. He is offered hospitality and comes across either a mystery or something dark and needs to escape. Along the way, a lot of sexy stuff happens. I've described multiple VNs with that setup and honestly, Hyakki Ryouran isn't that different. Main thing here though is Yoshito, the MC, gets put in a betrothal competition rite against other men for the hand of one of the ladies and the mystery is centered around that

What got me interested was the setup. The story railroads you into a 'common route' of sorts that takes you through a run through of MC's time in the mansion. After finishing this and seeing things go wrong, then you are much more open to pursue heroines. But that common route is very intriguing. It throws a shock at you early on >!with some very very heavy incest going on!< and doesn't take it's foot off the gas with setting up the mysteries of the rite itself. Though, unfortunately, it did sort of spoil its own twists early as in one scene where Yoshito is in the library, he comes across a book >!titled "the dangers of the multiverse" or something like that and anybody with a basic VN knowledge can probably guess where this will be going.!< However, as said, the start route is good and gives the reader motivation to see this through and want to save Ririka who is the true heroine, not like that's a shock.

The biggest strengths in the VN are its creepy vibe, it's lovely art, and how it unravels it's mystery. And the H-scenes aren't too bad either (there is a lot of them. One of them is I'm pretty sure the longest H-scene I've ever seen >!it's the harem route bad ending where MC just takes all the girls for himself. It was so long, it was comical. Like 2 hours or something.!<) I heard Astronauts titles had a thing for the butthole and boy did this title prove it. For the first couple routes of the VN, it excels at this. Namely Aya and Fumika. Oldest sister and mommy, wew lad. They offer some good stuff. Unfortunately, the problems started showing up after these two with Yuri and the subroutes connected to her. These routes drop the vibe, mystery and lore and just go all in on the sex stuff. Tiny hints are tossed here and there but nothing like the reveals of the first two routes. And imo, that was an issue because I was really enjoying what I was getting before. While I enjoy some good H, I am annoyed when something with a narrative gets pushed on hold for it. I was basically kinda drifting through the H-scenes with these routes. However, I pushed though because I figured my misgivings would be solved with the final route.

They were not

Ririka is super cute and all but as I went through the route and finished it, like I realized a lot of questions explicitly didn't get answered. This VN does this thing I hate in some plot-focused VNs where they >!leave the full answer kinda vague but still allude to it.!<>!For example, !<

>!-So was MC looping with the necklace he found or not? They kinda set it up with him remembering his professor talking about multiverses and the necklace that apparently exists in all timelines but they don't go into detail. !<

>!-We don't ever actually see "god" which pissed me off after all that foreshadowing about what's in the cave. We get an idea in one of the bad ends with the guy who goes insane, but not the full thing. !<

>!-In the first ending for Ririka, despite leaving the mountain, she's still got her universe accessing god powers. So nothing was resolved? I thought the maid which is the final unlocked heroine was going to answer this but she was just there to have a route and a 3P ending (which I liked and all but still)!<

>!-What the hell was that kid the gardener had with him in the end of Fumika's route? I think the implication is it's supposed to be the growth in the basement but it's not made clear how he was able to grow it to full size or even what the significance of it was. Just cause? And why is he a magician?!<

>!-Ririka has a dog. MC comes across this dog many times in the mansion. It's always around when you make a choice to look around in the yard. It feels like a Chekov's gun. The dog does nothing. Why is it here? It even has a detailed character design!<

I have other things too but that's a general idea. I ended the VN having sooooooo many questions, I had to check to see if I really 100%'ed it and yeah. It's really like that. I came away thinking "Am I disappointed with this?" And after all that, I think I am. There was some good to it but I finished it extremely frustrated. The nicest I'll give it is a 6/10 for the art, the character designs, the vibe, the lore and the debauchery. But I have to take off points for not developing it's own damn lore properly, ignoring it for half the title and not knowing when to focus on sex vs story.

Ririka is cute though. They nailed her

u/garfe — 13 days ago
▲ 164 r/HiTMAN

I finally understand "Don't get greedy"

I have to share my most fabulous fuckup for Freelancer. It's so stupid, the only way I can console myself is writing about it.

I was on the final Showdown in Sapienza. I had successfully taken out the leader with Sieker 1, drowning in a bathroom and hiding the body. Everything was done, I was ready to leave and finally for the first time ever doing Freelancer complete all the Syndicates....buuuuuut there was that single little Prestige of "eliminate an Assassin". He was standing right there. Right next to the door. Just distract him in and pop him in the head. My actual brain was telling "what are you doing you stupid idiot, just leave right now. Why are you being greedy? You know you're not supposed to be greedy" but I thought the chance was just so perfect.

Unfortunately he did not come in the bathroom all the way, just stood in the entrance and started talking (I did not know Assassins would 'recognize' you and think you were a contact). There were two guards nearby so I couldn't just pop him in the head and run. I figured I'd exhaust the dialogue and then Sieker him like the leader.

UN-FUCKING-FORTUNATELY, HE JUST HAPPENED TO NOT TURN AROUND ALL THE WAY BECAUSE HE WAS STANDING IN THE DOOR SO HE TURNED THE OTHER WAY AND SAW ME POINT THE GUN AT HIM SO HE DROPPED ME IN LIKE 3 SECONDS FUCK

I get it now, I really do.

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u/garfe — 1 month ago

I can't get past the Knights of Doom being "Guys that hate Spider-Man, also Magneto is there because Victor promised him stuff, I guess"

u/garfe — 1 month ago
▲ 101 r/Falcom

It is 2026. I am once again seeing yet another discussion where people say it's totally cool to skip 3rd.

Bruh, Horizon just came out a few months ago. What did Kevin and his game do to people that this is still a thing? I legitimately feel bad for him. It makes me feel weird for loving 3rd so much.

Falcom please don't skip this and go to Zero when remaking the games. It would prove these people right.

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u/garfe — 1 month ago

Natsu no Ame - A Review

I finished Natsu no Ame the other day and I wanted to share my thoughts.

I picked this up looking for a moege with some drama and I remembered I had this in my backlog for a while.

Ultimately, I must say It was quite good. This is the first VN I've read from Cube and I must say it made a good first impression. It had a different vibe than I was expecting as I did not expect some of the drama aspects to go has hard as it did. Rikako, (who is basically the main heroine and route should have been locked before doing the other 3) and her route was unquestionably the most dramatic but it was honestly pretty dramatic through all the routes. I was impressed with how it dealt with the fallout of the two routes with taboo relationships, teacher and half-sister, though the teacher had more consequences to it. Special shoutout to Midori for being a great 'friend that is a girl' even outside her route.

I also especially liked Natsuko, the mom. She was the most interesting character for being honestly really really bad at mother'ing yet being put in the situation she was in. But that was the whole point. Most of the time in VNs, parents are not around, unquestioningly supportive or secretly evil. So it was nice to see a mom being a human being flaws and all.

There weren't any egregious flaws, just some pacing issues from time to time. Sousuke playing soccer is very important to him and is a critical part of his character, but is only relevant for 2 of the routes. Maybe could have used a couple more CG variants in the H-scenes, a few times they would say something happening that couldn't really be happening in the position they were in.

A very minor thing that I liked was the text would sometimes do this thing where it would say a narration from a 3rd-person view but if it was a piece of dialogue, you would actually hear it from the character. For example, if the narration says "Rikako grumbled at Souske", you will hear Rikako make a cute grumbling noise and not "Rikako: *grumbles*

For heroine route rankings, I'd go Rikako>Midori>Misa>Hina, but all 4 were good. None of them annoyed me. Rikako was undoubtedly my favorite though. As I read the VN, I felt like her and Sousuke's dynamic felt like a diet Kazusa/Haruki with the themes of fear of abandonment in a relationship, falling in love despite everything against you, and some very amusing banter between the two. (Rikako and Kazusa have the same voice actress on that note) Midori was great as said already, Misa was an adorable sensei but went pretty deep in the drama and Hina was just okay. (I was surprised that the drama in Hina's route did not have to do with MC's friend having feelings for her) Speaking of which the male friend was also a good character

I give it a strong 8/10. If you want some SoL with slightly heavy drama, give it a look. Also, keep some donuts on standby. IYKYK.

Shoutout to Dat Boi Translations for fanTL'ing it.

u/garfe — 1 month ago

My favorite heroines who have great banter with the protagonist

I came to realize my favorite heroines are the ones that have some kind of back and forth with the protagonist. Be it gentle ribbing, amusing banter or downright antagonistic. Here are just a few that come to mind

Feel free to add more

u/garfe — 2 months ago
▲ 2.1k r/MarvelTokon+2 crossposts

Don't get me wrong, I'm excited for this game but not as excited as Max is apparently

u/IAreBeMrLee — 2 months ago

I finished Aoi Tori recently. It was overall pretty good, but Mary was an S-tier heroine.

u/garfe — 2 months ago
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Not complaining or anything, but why are a lot of shoujo suddenly getting adapted?

I was personally under the impression that shoujo anime was essentially dead. Compared to the past anyway. Like one, maybe two in a year if you're lucky in recent years but it seemed like the permanent home for shoujo was in live-action j-dramas, which I had to admit made some sense.

But suddenly we are getting a wave of new shoujo anime announcements. What happened?

EDIT: I don't know why I'm getting downvoted. I don't think I was saying anything extreme.

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u/garfe — 2 months ago
▲ 681 r/TwoBestFriendsPlay+1 crossposts

XENOBLADE KART IS REAL 🥹

Imagine having 3 new enhanced versions of the best games ever, the announcement of a new game in the series and FINALLY HAVING THE KART RACER WE DESERVE, ALL IN THE SAME DAY WE'RE EATING SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

u/Heavy-Branch2847 — 2 months ago

There's no argument that she's best Euphoria girl right?

If you finished the whole VN, you know.

u/garfe — 3 months ago

[LES] Now that the final (Chainsaw Man) volume cover is out....

We can all agree that the few weeks of "There's gonna be a Part 3 for sure" was embarrassing as hell right? It's the new "Sherlock has a secret good final episode" in my book because of how utterly delusional it all was.

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u/garfe — 3 months ago